Who do you wanna MAKE LOVE to right now

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I've posted numerous time on the Who do you wanna fuck right now thread, but sometimes fuck isn't the right word.

Just watched the Evanescence Video, My Immortal (in HD none-the-less), and I have to say Amy Lee!

In the immortal words of Jack Black:

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
 
Well, she's about 5'6" with long black hair and Filipina features. She's in her mid 30's right now.

She's athletic (i.e. she takes fitness seriously) but she's also got a well-educated head on her shoulders. She likes to read (and write) and she has a creative imagination. She can carry on an intelligent conversation about a variety of subjects.

She hasn't been infected with lots of feminist ideas (like lots of American women have), so she actually enjoys being a woman and my wife. She gives me respect. She approves of the things I do to provide for her. She makes our home a non-threatening place where I can let my hair down and relax. She understands that the way I show love is by what I do for her, not by how I sit and listen to her whine about whatever is on her mind. She understands that sex is important to me not just because of the physical urges but because it's the most intensely personal way in which I show that I love HER above all others. And she understands that I need to be seduced regularly too.

Who is she? No, she's not my wife. Not even close. She's the theoretical woman I wish I would have married. She's the woman I will marry if circumstances make it feasible someday.

Make love to her? Hell, yeah! I would worship and die for a woman like that, and I'd never be able to get enough of her!

DarkLover
 
Make Love to? Thats easy actually I have a few

A wrestler by the name of Dave Bautista

John Cena

Johnny Depp (Hottie)
 
Heh, first off, whenever reciting or transcribing "Fuck Her Gently", you must put "Zanzibar" in all caps like this: "I won't cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR! :nana:

That said, I can compile a short list...

Blonde haired female friend of mine... blue eyes, short, petite, B-cup tits, and a nice round firm ass. AND she's a sci-fi geek, sadly, our paths stopped crossing around the time that I realized that I liked her (Yeah, it took me forever to realize that I liked the blue-eyed blonde nerd girl, I'm a moron).

Another friend of mine, shoulder-length curly brown hair, brown eyes, has a bit of a "Witch's nose", a prominent land owner in our community, ifyaknowwhatImean, and a very attractive full hourglass figure. Hips to die for. And also a good Christian girl, in the way that you're SUPPOSED to be a good Christian, not the hypocritical venom-spitting style you see too much of nowadays. Let's just say she's patient enough to deal with me on a regular basis, and I'd like to help her make her trip to the Confessional worth it. :D

That's all that comes to mind right now, but I tend to only have my crosshairs on one or two girls at a time for this kind of thing, with most other potential interests backburnered.
 
I always found Mel C (ex-Spice Girl) hot, especially in her video "I turn to you"
 
OK, so randomly enough, I just had "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D, one of the single greatest love songs ever written, pop up in my head. :D
 
Peggy Hill

I didn't realize her breasts were so big. It would just be to help out because she wants another kid, and Hank can't get her preggos. Lord knows she's too annoying to do anything else with.
Yes, I'm aware she's a cartoon character, but I figure I've got as much chance with her as anyone else does with their celebrity of choice.
 
1. Peg, who gave me Cybersex for the first time yesterday by leading my cock into her pussy and mouth. A 40-ish frustrated working mom whose well-hung husband ignores her voluptuousness and eagerness for daily sex.
2. Carol, who I haven't fucked since the 1960's.
3. Wendy, a local swinger for my wife and myself.
4. No discussion of underage sex, even your own
5. My wife, who is presently in love with an Australian stud.
 
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