Is there anyone that you would love to have sex with but would be embarassed to tell your friends for fear that their reaction would be,"Ewwwww!Are you out of your mind?"Heres mine:Joan Rivers,Elizabeth Taylor(would love to get a BJ from her while wearing a diamond encrusted cock ring),Joan Ccollins,Anjelica Huston,Monica Lewinsky(don't care what people say,she is a very sexy BBW),Janeane Garoffalo,Kathy Griffin,Margaret Cho(only lusted after once,when I saw the cover of her Notorious C.H.O.DVD.She looked really hot)Judy Tenuta(I would love to be her personal "stud puppet"!),Rosanne(Yes that's right.I came across her talk show a few years a go and she was wearing a zebra striped top,a cowboy hat,a silver colored wig and horn rimmed glasses.At the time I couldn't surf for cyber porn so I,oh jeez....I masturbated to Roseanne singing the blues.
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