who do you have to sleep with to get votes?

[dreampilot79]

Payback time, DP. I've a new one up.

imp.. anything from you is a pleasure to read ...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Read and voted...now stop being such a little bitch and make with the smooch.

 

[dreampilot79]

Read and voted...now stop being such a little bitch and make with the smooch.

kisses abs... hmmmm do I gotta stop at your lips... and if so.. upper or lower set?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

kisses abs... hmmmm do I gotta stop at your lips... and if so.. upper or lower set?

Hey, you're talking to the future Pope, behave.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm re-posting this version of the Earth Day entry list for three reasons: to remind folks to read and vote, to make it "perfectly clear" what a hard-working, brown-nosing, suck-up for votes I am, and to let Imp know her story's not on the Earth Day list. rf

==

2005 Earth Day Contest Entries
http://www.literotica.com/contests/...rthday2005.html

Give your fellow AH authors a helping vote.*

Vote early and vote for a whole bunch of 'em.


(revised Monday 04/11/05, if your story's missing-bitch)​

Spring Break Trouser Trout Attack -------- sarahhh
How Deep Do You Fish? ------------------ sarahhh
Moonlight ------------------------------- dr_mabeuse
Earth to Earth --------------------------- oggbashan
Golem ----------------------------------- oggbashan
Bird Protection --------------------------- oggbashan
Bird Protection --------------------------- oggbashan
Magic in America: The Sequoia Secret ----- Black Tulip
Lookout ---------------------------------- Donald Harmsworth
The Man From STEBWCFIU ---------------- aquaglide1
Earth Day Up Up and Away ---------------- dreampilot79
Blizzard Revisited Again -------------------- dreampilot79
Swan Song ------------------------------- cookiejar
The Tree --------------------------------- cookiejar
Learning to Love the Outdoors ------------- sirhugs
Aliens Landish Earth Invasion -------------- My Erotic Tale
Trinity ------------------------------------ My Erotic Tale
Not Just Another Walk in the Wood -------- A-Heart-On
Third Born -------------------------------- neonlyte
Chronicles of Passion: Earth Day Ch. 01 ---- angelicminx
Fishing with Dad -------------------------- Sean Renaud
Lost and Found --------------------------- sophia jane
The Reserve ------------------------------ Dndjsp
Cabin by the Lake ------------------------- M Crim
Mustang Sally ----------------------------- Softouch911
Kiss of the Moon -------------------------- wishfulthinking
Lustful Leeves Ch. 01 ---------------------- angelicminx
Lustful Leeves Ch. 02 ---------------------- dreampilot79
Lustful Leaves Ch. 03 ---------------------- Dndjsp
Steel Drum Carnival Ch. 01 ----------------- R. Richard
Steel Drum Carnival Ch. 02 ----------------- R. Richard
Katie's Eden ------------------------------- OhMissScarlett
WC 102: Outdoor Angie -------------------- Rumple Foreskin
WC 103 Angie's Waterfall Woes ------------- Rumple Foreskin
River Spirit -------------------------------- mcfbridge

*In the case of Dreampilot, give him both your votes and bills. rf

Just another fine service of:
No Hope Enterprises
Rumple Foreskin, CLO (chief literary offender)

 

[dreampilot79]

Hey, you're talking to the future Pope, behave.

wellllll I'd vote for ya.. but they keep takin my clerical collar away !!!!

 

[dreampilot79]

I'm re-posting this version of the Earth Day entry list for three reasons: to remind folks to read and vote, to make it "perfectly clear" what a hard-working, brown-nosing, suck-up for votes I am, and to let Imp know her story's not on the Earth Day list. rf

==

2005 Earth Day Contest Entries
http://www.literotica.com/contests/...rthday2005.html


Give your fellow AH authors a helping vote.*

Vote early and vote for a whole bunch of 'em.

(revised Monday 04/11/05, if your story's missing-bitch)

Spring Break Trouser Trout Attack -------- sarahhh
How Deep Do You Fish? ------------------ sarahhh
Moonlight ------------------------------- dr_mabeuse
Earth to Earth --------------------------- oggbashan
Golem ----------------------------------- oggbashan
Bird Protection --------------------------- oggbashan
Bird Protection --------------------------- oggbashan
Magic in America: The Sequoia Secret ----- Black Tulip
Lookout ---------------------------------- Donald Harmsworth
The Man From STEBWCFIU ---------------- aquaglide1
Earth Day Up Up and Away ---------------- dreampilot79
Blizzard Revisited Again -------------------- dreampilot79
Swan Song ------------------------------- cookiejar
The Tree --------------------------------- cookiejar
Learning to Love the Outdoors ------------- sirhugs
Aliens Landish Earth Invasion -------------- My Erotic Tale
Trinity ------------------------------------ My Erotic Tale
Not Just Another Walk in the Wood -------- A-Heart-On
Third Born -------------------------------- neonlyte
Chronicles of Passion: Earth Day Ch. 01 ---- angelicminx
Fishing with Dad -------------------------- Sean Renaud
Lost and Found --------------------------- sophia jane
The Reserve ------------------------------ Dndjsp
Cabin by the Lake ------------------------- M Crim
Mustang Sally ----------------------------- Softouch911
Kiss of the Moon -------------------------- wishfulthinking
Lustful Leeves Ch. 01 ---------------------- angelicminx
Lustful Leeves Ch. 02 ---------------------- dreampilot79
Lustful Leaves Ch. 03 ---------------------- Dndjsp
Steel Drum Carnival Ch. 01 ----------------- R. Richard
Steel Drum Carnival Ch. 02 ----------------- R. Richard
Katie's Eden ------------------------------- OhMissScarlett
WC 102: Outdoor Angie -------------------- Rumple Foreskin
WC 103 Angie's Waterfall Woes ------------- Rumple Foreskin
River Spirit -------------------------------- mcfbridge

*In the case of Dreampilot, give him both your votes and bills. rf

Just another fine service of:
No Hope Enterprises
Rumple Foreskin, CLO (chief literary offender)

Yeah RF.. but I ain't sleepin with you even if you do vote for mine!!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yeah RF.. but I ain't sleepin with you even if you do vote for mine!!!

Don't play hard-to-get around me, big boy.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

Payback time, DP. I've a new one up.

Imp.. twas a pleasure to read and vote.. hope ya don't mind 5 bombs.... ya deserved it!!!!

 

[impressive]

Imp.. twas a pleasure to read and vote.. hope ya don't mind 5 bombs.... ya deserved it!!!!

Mind? ROFL

 

[dreampilot79]

Mind? ROFL

hmmmmmm.. what with yer enthusiasm for 5 bombs... maybe I should only vote 4's unless I get a kiss or two in return.. hmmmm.. gotta think about this!!!

 

[impressive]

hmmmmmm.. what with yer enthusiasm for 5 bombs... maybe I should only vote 4's unless I get a kiss or two in return.. hmmmm.. gotta think about this!!!

Gotta have something to offset the low life trolls, eh?

 

[dreampilot79]

Gotta have something to offset the low life trolls, eh?

ahhhhhh. yes... trolls.... 5 bombs her... but damn I do resemble a troll!!... in looks not with votes

 

[dreampilot79]

Shit.... no wonder I can't trade votes for sex... I just admitted I look like a troll!!!

 

[angelicminx]

You already voted on mine... can I just have the sex?

 

[dreampilot79]

You already voted on mine... can I just have the sex?

Ya sure can!!!.. call it I owe ya some!!

 

[angelicminx]

Ya sure can!!!.. call it I owe ya some!!

Mmmmmm... next flight out?

 

[dreampilot79]

Mmmmmm... next flight out?

checking reservations as we speak!!

 

[angelicminx]

checking reservations as we speak!!

Charter a plane, love.

 

[dreampilot79]

Charter a plane, love.

ahhhhhhh.. I'd rather just borrow one!!!

 

[dreampilot79]

damn.. are there no desperate women out there willing to trade votes for a sex slave?

 

[dreampilot79]

just a bump and grind to beg for earth day contest votes!!!!