Who cares how bad the haircut is...

[A Desert Rose]

because I have the funniest hairdresser in the entire world. He's about 50, was in the army in Germany and had a German girlfriend. She told him he should be a hairdresser and in his words, "Once I walked in that room full of women, I knew this was the career for me!"

He carries "props" in his pocket. Sometimes it's a roll of duct tape, other times it's handcuffs. The first time he pulled out the handcuffs I said... "Oh, we shop in the same store. Those are just like mine."

Today, he innocently walked over to me with two matching styrofoam packing pieces. Before I could even think of what was coming out of my mouth, I said, "ooooooh, kneepads!"

I thought he was going to pee his pants, he was laughing soooo hard. I got to bring them home, too!

Oh and did I mention, he's a real looker, too!

 

[snowy ciara]

I like him already! I wonder if I can justify a trip to Las Vegas just to get a haircut! (Are 19 year olds allowed to go into casinos? I figure, while I'm already there...)

 

[A Desert Rose]

Here's "my knee pads"...

 

[A Desert Rose]

I like him already! I wonder if I can justify a trip to Las Vegas just to get a haircut! (Are 19 year olds allowed to go into casinos? I figure, while I'm already there...)

You can go into casinos but you can't loiter, gamble or drink. You just have to keep moving or they will walk you out. ;-)

But, you come any old time and we will find plenty of things to do... ;-) I promise you.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I figure a couple of velcro straps on these and eureka! knee pads!

Of course, having a plug in while sitting there helped my thinking, too.

 

[snowy ciara]

You can go into casinos but you can't loiter, gamble or drink. You just have to keep moving or they will walk you out. ;-)

But, you come any old time and we will find plenty of things to do... ;-) I promise you.

Heee.. The things you think! Purple kneepads.. Good thing you can get a vibe to match!

 

[navarre]

Here's "my knee pads"...

Now all we have to do is get you on your knees.

 

[DVS]

Now all we have to do is get you on your knees.

And into those cuffs she talked about.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Now all we have to do is get you on your knees.

And into those cuffs she talked about.

It's really easy to do. Just say "on your knees and gimme your wrists."

I follow directions pretty well, fellas.

 

[FungiUg]

I follow directions pretty well, fellas.

No! Really? Well, who woulda thought?

 

[WriterDom]

Damn slut, I forgot to put together your package. I'll try and do it tomorrow before the post office closes.

 

[DVS]

Damn slut, I forgot to put together your package. I'll try and do it tomorrow before the post office closes.

I've got a special package for her, but the post office isn't involved in the delivery.

 

[esclave_PP]

How big of a package DVS? giggles.

DR, your hairdresser sounds divine!

 

[WriterDom]

I've got a special package for her, but the post office isn't involved in the delivery.

Me too. Wonder which one she will accept?

 

[snowy ciara]

And I wonder if she'll borrow Netz's green sharpie to sign for it?

(By the way, that's an interesting tomato, WriterDom)

 

[A Desert Rose]

Me too. Wonder which one she will accept?

 

[CravingTears]

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[CravingTears]

who cares?