who can get my pussy the wettest?

so all i have to do is talk about how i would walk into a room throw you on a bed. i get on top of you kissing you and then start kissing down your neck working my way down your body. taking close off while im kissing your body,getting to you waste line and i start to rub your pussy threw your panties. i start peeling back your panties while i kiss your tight pussy threw them , then i pull them off and start kissing and licking all around your pussy in all those tender spots. then i start to put my tongue on your clit ......
 
I'd start by kissing on your neck softly...very gently dragging my tongue to your ear....blowing soft warm air into your ear....as I slide my hand up your taut body and cup firm breast...gently rolling your nipple in my fingers...as I drag my tongue to your soft lips and trace the outline with my lips...slide my way down and take in a nipple in my mouth rolling it with my tongue and finger....slightly pinching it....reaching over onto the night table and retreive your favorite toy....and lubing it gently on the outside of your sexual heat...as we lay there facing each other I feel your leg cross over my hip and slowly insert your vibrator inside of you and magically working it in and out...not wanting to cum myself...yet...but making sure you got full pleasure...slow circles with the toy deep inside of you sliding it out...rubbing the vibration over your clit...

feeling your hips buck against me....as you tell me to fuck you with the real thing...MMMmmmmm yummy...
 
must suck having a tiny dick needing to use a vibrator to get a girl off.
 
greed7 wins the award for quickest gullible idiot. But is he the most gullible? It will take some kind of moron to knock him off, but there are so many possible contenders. Should be quite a competition!
 
greed7 wins the award for quickest gullible idiot. But is he the most gullible? It will take some kind of moron to knock him off, but there are so many possible contenders. Should be quite a competition!

Mm how about a bucket of cold water..............!!!!!!!!€!!!!!¡!!!¿!!!!!
 
give it up for the biggest piece of shit on earth allen. im proud of you coming up with that joke all on your own good job.next youll be able to pee on your own and wipe your own ass. so while your learning all those fun things in life why dont you just go fuck your self.
 
give it up for the biggest piece of shit on earth allen. im proud of you coming up with that joke all on your own good job.next youll be able to pee on your own and wipe your own ass. so while your learning all those fun things in life why dont you just go fuck your self.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our very own Internet Tough Guy! What will his next action be? More wild expletives? Or will he move to threats - perhaps he'll tell us about his military career, or his black belt in Tae Kwan Do? Rest assured, with every keystroke, he will betray his true persona - that of a desperately horny 14 year old boy!
 
I leave for 2 years and come back to this? lol I like Greeds "waste line" lol. Really? I may have to join in on this.
 
Comes over to house.
Picks up cat.
puts in shower cubical.
turns on shower.

:) do i win? ? ?
 
@twister. no i dont need to act tough on here nor do i need to boast about myself, cause i know im better then you and i dont sit on the net all day. 14 years old and a military career ? thats makes sense. Im sure you got on and posted on this thread in between your shift at burger king. glad i got someone to respond to what i said cause to me this is pure entertainment. enojy your shit life 99%.
 
Now that I have time...

Fortunately enough you have such an amazing figure. Where to start?

I'd have you on my lap pressed up against me. You can feel how hard I am through our clothes. I'd kiss your soft lips the begin working my way to your ear, your neck, and then your collar bone. You can feel my strong hands gripping you by the waist as you begin to grind on me. We remove our shirts and your bra feeling our skins warm touch.

I begin kissing between those perfectly round breast giving them a slight squeeze and then pull at the nipples. Taking a breast in my mouth I begin to suck and roll my tongue around your nipple. You bite your lip and let out a pleasurable sigh.

I pick you up with your legs wrapped around me and carry you to the bed laying you down. I lift up your skirt and remove the lace thong you wore just for me. Admiring your beauty I begin kissing your stomach and work my way down, you can feel me getting closer. My head is now resting between your thighs and you feel the warmth of my breath on your pussy.

Taking my tongue I begin to work my way around the outside, ocassionaly teasing your clit. Your sweet smell and taste excite me. I begin to suck on your clit, pressing and rolling my tongue on it. Your back arcs and your thighs tighten around my head as my finger slides inside of you. Giving your clit a rest I take my tongue and place it deep inside. I can hear you moan as I continuously thrust my tongue inside that sweet pussy of yours. Meanwhile my fingers are rubbing your clit.

I stop and take a step back to take the rest of my clothes off. My cock is hard and is ready for you. Have you been a good girl? Of course you haven't. I pull you towards the edge of the bed sliding my cock on your pussy. Slowly I slide into you, you moan as my girth completely fills you. You get wet as I vigorously thrust and swell inside you. You clench your breast as they bounce about. I can you tightening around my cock.

All that is heard is heavy breathing and the pounding of flesh. You moans turn into shouts as I continue soaking my cock in your sweet tight pussy. Quickly I turn you over on all four placing you face on the pillow. I get back inside and proceed to give you long hard strokes. My balls are soaked from slapping against your wet pussy. Your cries are muffled, hair ruined, and sheets... what sheets?

Holding you by your waist I pick up the pace and thrust even harder. Your legs start to quiver and your pussy grips my soaked cock. You shouts are now heard as you violently start to cum. I follow suit swell and burst inside you. Slowing down I ease up and eventually pull out. Your pussy is still convulsing as I admire the cream pie. You turn over and stare at me satisfied. Then grabbing my cock you take me in your mouth cleaning up the fine brand that we made. Stoking me gently you look up and ask "Again?"... Who can refuse?

Sorry so long hope you all enjoyed.
 
give it up for the biggest piece of shit on earth allen. im proud of you coming up with that joke all on your own good job.next youll be able to pee on your own and wipe your own ass. so while your learning all those fun things in life why dont you just go fuck your self.

Wow, since Bin Laden, Kim Jong-Il and Gaddafi died, the requirements for "biggest shit on earth" have really dropped.
 
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