Who ate the Muffin?

KillerMuffin

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There she sat
As beautiful as can be
A simple little Muffin
Anyone can see

There was a tizzy
In the thread down the way
Everyone flocked there
To see what that troll had to say

And while they were all gone
Such a horrible, terrible fate
That pretty little Muffin
An awful nasty person ate!

But who ate the Muffin?
No one seems to know
A Literot-Imposter?
Do you think it stole the show?
 
Muffin...

...I think I know generally the incident this is referring to. If so, I'm the "high-fat diet" guy. I'm sorry, I'm too dense to get the rest, but I hope it means you got even in a blaze of glory. We seldom get such a satisfying conclusion, but one can always hope.
 
I don't know WTF.

I just like your AV. I know, I know. It's been there for ages, but I've been gone for a chunk OK? And I just like the AV.
 
Someone ate my muffin
But what can I be stuffin?
Its is not a Puffin
Oh bad bad eaten Muffin

But If you are eaten
Why are you not happy?
Or why are you posting
I need to know.

Better tell the raven
Better call up the Beak
They'll put you back together
By the end of the week
 
Oh who ate the Muffin
Will we ever know?
Who could be responsible?
Who could be so low?

Not a Lit-Imposter
Is everyone the same?
Hiding in the Ladies of Lit?
What a crying shame...
 
I ate the muffin
it was Killer you know
just couldnt help it
that muffin had to go

but now that its gone
i find myself wanting
more of that muffin
it's flavor so haunting
 
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