Who are you kidding?

Zamdrist

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I don't often get interesting mail in my Yahoo account, but I got this tonight. I'm thinking she likes redheads. :rolleyes:

Then again, it may be just my wallet and credit card she's interested in.

--Begin Message--
Hello, how are you? I'm Kara and I was looking through the yahoo personal ads and your ad caught my eye. I have to say, I feel kind of weird looking through personal ads to meet a man, but where do you meet good men. The ones you meet at a bar usually are too drunk to talk with. Don't get me wrong, I like to drink but I don't like trying to meet drunk men. So I'm giving this a shot, some people have told me that personals actually work. Well, about me, I'm a very fun and active person. I like to experience new things and meet new people. I'm very easy to
please, unlike most women, so an expensive date is not what I require. When a man puts some thought into it shows me he cares more than just throwing some money around. I'm looking to become intimate, but I must say, I'm not a slut. I want to spend some time with a man before I become intimate. I'm not saying months or even weeks, just long enough that I know you're not some asshole guy that loves playing with womens'
heads. So if you think we could have a chance, or you would like to go out and have a good time with a nice girl, then drop me an email and I'll get back with you. I sent you some of my pics too, just so you could see what I look like. I hope you like them because I'd really like to get together. If you do drop me some pics to the email address on the fourth page, it's the account I use evryday so I'll be sure to get the
email. Talk to you later.
Kara

Here are my pics!
http://www.sexyhomepages.net/kara/pgone.htm
 
ROFLMAO

:D

I surfed ads with my roomie (male) once...trying to find him a whoa-man...

And I'd say about 75% of those ads are just porn advertisements as well.

Sad, really.
 
red_rose said:
And I'd say about 75% of those ads are just porn advertisements as well.

Sad, really.

Actually, the Yahoo personals I'm hooked up with is great, not at all spamish. Since this came to me directly through to my Yahoo address and not my 'personals mailbox' I knew the two were not related. But obviously the spammer was harvesting foolish looking individuals via the personals...do I look like a dumb ass?

Sheesh!
 
Laurel said:
BITCH!

What a slut. And I thought she dug me...

aww and i actually took time to read the email twice, what a waste, damn ads i could have been watching tv.
 
Zamdirst that is cold! that has to be one of the spamingest/popup
sites on the web. that e-mail approch just sucks.


she probably has the crabs anyway.
 
fgarvb1 said:
she probably has the crabs anyway.

LOL!

I dunno, damn hot brunette too, freakin' hot. As soon as I saw here I knew it was a joke!

You want me? Yeah right! LOL.
 
Megan!

Ah-ha! Now this one is from Megan! Sound familar? Even the photos are the similar...I'm starting to think this girl gets around!

--Begin Message--
Hello, how are you? I'm Megan and I was looking through the yahoo personal ads and your ad caught my eye. I have to say, I feel kind of weird looking through personal ads to meet a man, but where do you meet good men. The ones you meet at a bar usually are too drunk to talk with. Don't get me wrong, I like to drink but I don't like trying to meet drunk men. So I'm giving this a shot, some people have told me that personals actually work. Well, about me, I'm a very fun and active person. I like to experience new things and meet new people. I'm very easy to
please, unlike most women, so an expensive date is not what I require. When a man puts some thought into it shows me he cares more than just throwing some money around. I'm looking to become intimate, but I must say, I'm not a slut. I want to spend some time with a man before I become intimate. I'm not saying months or even weeks, just long enough that I know you're not some asshole guy that loves playing with womens'
heads. So if you think we could have a chance, or you would like to go out and have a good time with a nice girl, then drop me an email and I'll get back with you. I sent you some of my pics too, just so you could see what I look like. I hope you like them because I'd really like to get together. If you do drop me some pics to the email address on the fourth page, it's the account I use evryday so I'll be sure to get the email. Talk to you later.
Megan

Here are my pics!
http://www.blondesonly.net/megan/meg1.htm
 
You're pretty popular! One of those two will make you a fine wife one day. I'm sure of it!
 
Guess who I got an e-mail from today!

Lisa! They are getting more and more personal I must say...pretty clever! :rolleyes:

OMG...I had an awful thought...what if these young woman are really hot for me...OMG! Have I been living in dillusion this whole time?

--Begin Message--
Subject: Hey! I was impressed with your ad in the yahoo personals! =)

Hi! =) I really liked the picture on your Yahoo personal. You remind me of my first boyfriend ever, something about your eyes. He would have looked just like you I bet. It's a sad story, and I hate to hit things off on a bad note. But I'm really excited to meet you! What is your schedule like?? I am usually online at night after work and on the weekend. I spent all last night online doing nothing. I guess it's better than watching TV. Well, my name's Lisa, just IM me at lisae8622 or write me back if you don't have AOL. I really like getting emailed, too. Here are my pics: http://my-homepages.net/lisa99/lisassite.html These are usually a good way to start a conversation, I put way too much on my site =)

If you're still interested after seeing me let me know!!

Lisa =)
Xoxoxoxo
 
lovetoread said:
And just what do you have in your ad,hmm?

I could post it here, which I've thought of doing, but I'd likely be ripped to shreds for being shallow...uh, I mean having prefrences.
 
I get those all the time even though I'm not listed in any personal ads. Another trick now is the baiting people in chat..the usual "how are you?". Get the a/s/l question and then they hit you with the webpage bullshit.
 
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