White Wife in Indiana - Story Concept

[AndersonsBiographer]

Hi everyone,

Lately I've grown to love the idea of a white woman/wife having a sexual adventure during a business trip in Indiana. This is partly because I've learned how desirable white women are to Indianan men and Indianan's have a certain sexual reputation that I think could make for an erotic story.

Just thought I'd float this idea and see what everyone thinks or if someone can point me in the direction of a story that's already been written like this.

Have a nice day (please keep comments respectful)!

 

[tristianc]

Sounds like a nice idea worth fleshing out.

 

[Yarglenurp]

She's from Idaho, and she encounters a guy who really reminds her of her husband. She's visiting town to attend the annual agrotech convention to to pitch her company's potato harvesting machines. He's a local who represents his corn conglomerate at the convention.

He also has a wife that looks a lot like her. They both and also has two sons. They talk about how similar her husband is to Him, and how similar his wife is to Her.

Passions erupt, and they make love. They are reminded of how similar the lovemaking is to their own spouses. They even have the same finishing moves.

Later, she forgets she cheated at all. Her memory fills in the blanks and she insists that her husband went on the trip with her. Her husband is confused, because he distinctly remembers she stayed home at that time and they made love together in their usual style. They both just chalk it up to each other misremembering.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Actually, I've heard guys from Indiana are pretty lame.

 

[Yarglenurp]

Actually, I've heard guys from Indiana are pretty lame.

Found the guy in Indiana (Idaho, same thing)

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

Oooh baby, nothing turns me on more than dying mill towns, methamphetamine, and rampant untreated mental illness.

 

[Carnevil9]

Actually, I've heard guys from Indiana are pretty lame.

Hey, everyone can't be as sexy as Larry Bird, Adam Driver, Jim Gaffigan, and Orville Redenbacher.

 

[Yarglenurp]

Oooh baby, nothing turns me on more than dying mill towns, methamphetamine, and rampant untreated mental illness.

Sounds like it should be a country music song. Wouldn't be popular, though.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

Sounds like it should be a country music song. Wouldn't be popular, though.

 

[Yarglenurp]

I think I appreciate when the top country songs were actually reflective of the "country." Now it's more like "suburban sales manager playing at country by buying a big truck and ride-on mower."

 

[Yarglenurp]

I like this option, but only to discover her new lover is much more endowed than her husband. Yes, having the good wife stray is fun to write, but there needs to be something different other than what state they are from. Thanks for sharing.

Er... I think you missed the point of the joke.

The point is that the husband and affair partner were so similar in appearance, lifestyle, personality, etc... the cheating wife even forgot that she had had an affair at all. And it is heavily implied that the husband cheated on her while she was away with a woman who was so like the cheating wife that he also forgot he cheated.

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm assuming the cheating wife is from Illinois, and there is just something so exotic about a man from Indiana. After all, it's an entire time zone different from home! They can be in bed an hour earlier! Think of all the extra time for sex!

 

[alohadave]

I think I appreciate when the top country songs were actually reflective of the "country." Now it's more like "suburban sales manager playing at country by buying a big truck and ride-on mower."

 

[Yarglenurp]

(Apologies to any Luke Combs fans)

The worst part his how, if he removed the self-referential lines, I'd 100% believe the beginning was a country music song. He's so right about the non-sequitur pandering. Country music has long lost any ability to reflect the concerns of rural people. I was just listening to a few Luke Combs' song and it's just a barely-coherent word salad worse than something ChatGPT would write. Modern country singers know their real audience are the weekend warriors who can regularly pay $100+ for their concerts because they sure as shit aren't gonna be able to take on Spotify for streaming dollars. Those customers don't want to hear about real-world rural issues, they want to be seduced by a country music fantasy world and will pay top dollar for the illusion and go home feeling more (wo)manly afterwards.

It's like the musical equivalent of how Hollywood believes that the "average" lower-middle-class American has a single income provider supporting a wife, three kids, and a dog in a 5-bedroom, two-story house with two cars and a half-acre yard.

End of the day, I don't see this getting better, though. Only worse. The free market rewards those who make money, and you make money by selling to the well-off, not the impoverished.

 

[NegateGivity]

Hey, everyone can't be as sexy as Larry Bird, Adam Driver, Jim Gaffigan, and Orville Redenbacher.

I remember growing up all the girls had crushes on Orville Redenbacher

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

That's clever. The only thing he missed was shoehorning in some grating and completely superfluous ode to Jesus and/or the military-industrial complex. There was some some "sunshine and brewski"-style song from a few years back that literally stopped mid-tune for a round of spoken-word flag-waving. Gawd...

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

(Apologies to any Luke Combs fans)

The worst part his how, if he removed the self-referential lines, I'd 100% believe the beginning was a country music song. He's so right about the non-sequitur pandering. Country music has long lost any ability to reflect the concerns of rural people. I was just listening to a few Luke Combs' song and it's just a barely-coherent word salad worse than something ChatGPT would write. Modern country singers know their real audience are the weekend warriors who can regularly pay $100+ for their concerts because they sure as shit aren't gonna be able to take on Spotify for streaming dollars. Those customers don't want to hear about real-world rural issues, they want to be seduced by a country music fantasy world and will pay top dollar for the illusion and go home feeling more (wo)manly afterwards.

It's like the musical equivalent of how Hollywood believes that the "average" lower-middle-class American has a single income provider supporting a wife, three kids, and a dog in a 5-bedroom, two-story house with two cars and a half-acre yard.

End of the day, I don't see this getting better, though. Only worse. The free market rewards those who make money, and you make money by selling to the well-off, not the impoverished.

That's a problem, and it's been a problem for a long time. David Allen Coe was mocking it back in the 70's ("I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country & western song. Because he hadn't said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting drunk") and, yeah, I don't think it'll be getting any better.

 

[Whanmore]

This is partly because I've learned how desirable white women are to Indianan men and Indianan's have a certain sexual reputation that I think could make for an erotic story.

Indianan lol Bro that's not a thing

Say it with me.. "HOOSIERS"

Actually, I've heard guys from Indiana are pretty lame.

Micheal Jackson? Mike Conley? Jeff Teague? Mike Epps? Babyface? James Dean?

Real talk though Anderson... I think I've got you. I've been with a few women that I'm sure were here for a business trip. Does IR bother you?