White male looking for a woman to chat with

[lowphat]

Great thread title, right?

Actually I'm pretty funny, but right now i'm not in the mood to make an ass out of myself

I'm looking for a woman, or lady, who'd be interested in talking via email, or even in some sort of chat room or program.

No web cams or pictures, just talk, and maybe a little erotica shared. I do write quite a bit, and I do have one story here under this user name.

PM me if you're interested

 

[lowphat]

Oh come,

Ten years ago this was easy.

No women just looking to talk in the evenings?

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Oh come,

Ten years ago this was easy.

No women just looking to talk in the evenings?

Pm me if you want

 

[lowphat]

Let's see, I'm funny, I'm retired so I'm always available. I enjoy a good conversation, AND I'M RICH!!!

Okay, so I'm not rich, but talking is free

 

[sxyhotwfe6649]

Let's see, I'm funny, I'm retired so I'm always available. I enjoy a good conversation, AND I'M RICH!!!

Okay, so I'm not rich, but talking is free

The story you wrote is quite good. I really enjoyed it.

 

[lowphat]

Thanks

I'll be adding more soon. I took a bunch down two years ago and never put anything back up

 

[lowphat]

I'm still here, hoping

 

[beingtrue2me]

Give us a nibble. Something to get us interested. Or.......just stick to the story of being rich. That usually works right?

 

[lowphat]

Give us a nibble. Something to get us interested. Or.......just stick to the story of being rich. That usually works right?

Okay, I'm incredibly wealthy, I live in Malibu on the beach. I have a yacht, it's about a hundred and twenty feet in length.

The girls in bikinis line up to be with me, but I'm not interested. I'd rather be here talking to some sweet, bored, horny housewife or middle aged single lady

No seriously, I'm just looking for someone to shoot the shit with. My life is fairly boring now, so looking for someone to talk to Thats all.

 

[beingtrue2me]

Well I'm no longer a housewife and I am not quite middle age yet. Ok maybe I am if we are talking real middle age - math wise - but I just refuse to think.......or act like I may be approaching middle age.

 

[lowphat]

Well age doesn't matter, as long as you can carry on a conversation, lol.

So a Carolina girl? I used to live in South Carolina

 

[lowphat]

I'm giving up I guess, but I tried

 

[LadyJS]

Nothing wrong with trying.

 

[Nataliefun41]

I enjoy sexy chat but never know who to click on

 

[bluelaser]

Sexy chat

I enjoy sexy chat but never know who to click on

Well, then, let's try some sexy chat.....