White House Announces Voluntary Patriot Registration

[Laurel]

I know I've been hard on Bush & Ashcroft in the past, but gee whiz, this sounds like a great idea. I encourage each and every one of you to fill out the following forms in an effort to make America safer.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Shit, lavy, you had me scared for a minute.

 

[Texan]

I found that website to be extremely offensive. I would have found it offensive even if it had been targeted at Democrats.

I first saw that website when my 9-year-old had a school project to do on the White House. He did a Yahoo search on the term White House, and that was the third site listed. It looked like an official site. Of course, the first place on the site, my son went to was the area for KIDS. On that page was a video clip of two dogs (reportedly the presidents dogs) engaged in "oral sex".

The entire balance of the site is also offensive. The website makes racial slurs about Clarence (Uncle Tom) Thomas. The site calls Barbara Bush an alcoholic. The area about Laura Bush is especially crude.

Each person can/and will decide what they think is funny. I'm far from a prude, but I don't laugh at humor about shit, and I don't laugh at shitty attempts at humor.

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah, it was offensive but still funny as shit, and I'm a Republican. Our party did just as bad or worse to Clinton during his eight years.

You know something's amiss when you read the opening statement and you believe it's actually Ashcroft speaking for a split second.

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Making jokes is one thing. I didn't go through the website, so I wasn't sure, but having oral sex featured in a place listed as "for kids" is straight wrong. It's misleading and shouldn't be there.

 

[Texan]

Texan -

Maybe this will cheer you up.

hahhahahahaha.... I confess.... the picture did make me laugh...

mostly because I was expecting something political.... and you managed to totally surprise me...

however, in spite of how tasty those nips appear... I'm one of those weird guys that find a woman's eyes to be the sexiest part of her body..... Now if the girl in that pic had been looking directly at the camera when that picture was taken.... damn...

It's Saturday night... I think I'm going to pull that old bottle of Tres Generaciones Anejo out of the liquor cabinet and enjoy this night... If my typing gets eratic... I hope y'all understand...

 

[Texan]

Making jokes is one thing. I didn't go through the website, so I wasn't sure, but having oral sex featured in a place listed as "for kids" is straight wrong. It's misleading and shouldn't be there.

KM.... the video was of one dog licking the "genitals" of the other dog...

I'm not sure that qualifies as "oral sex", but for my 9-year-old, it was too graphic...

 

[Guru]

 

[lavender]

 

[MechaBlade]

Holy...

Jesus... Jesus Christ, that scared the shit out of me.

God.

Whew.

MechaBlade

(now that was scarier than that "what's wrong with this picture" flash animation)

 

[Texan]

Damn, you make things difficult.

Ok, not just purely eyes. But her eyes are a bit exotic. Her body is delicioso.

sorry it took so long to reply, lav... but I've been staring at that pic... You show excellent taste in women...

I thought I'd give you an example of a pic that makes me feel anything but conservative...

 

[riff]

That is simply appalling.

It's appalling to an American to see such SHIT.

Freedom itself is being slapped in the face.

 

[lavender]

 

[riff]

Riff -

What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm sure you realize the site is a spoof.

I let me look again... now I am betting it is whitehouse.com?

Edit/add: What a fucking moron I am. The link is there plain to see. the whitehouse is www.whitehouse.gov

Oh, man- sometimes things are so obvious we fail to notice. Add me to the idiot list!

Goddamned good thing it is a spoof. The scary part of it is that I wouldn't put that kind of shit beyond Ashcroft.

 

[Texan]

Texan -

I can see you like, er, um, busty women. Just too much hair for my taste.

I recently deleted many of the pictures I have acquired over the last few years. Most of mine are erotic art, not porn.

lavender

Busty or "sunny-side-up" flat chested... doesn't make a nickel's worth of difference to me. And the "hair" preference is probably a generational thing, but not a serious preference either.

For me, it's in the face and eyes. I want to see innocence or lust, trepidation or anticipation, fear or passion. What I don't want to see is boredom or anger, bad acting or drugged appathy, resignation or disinterest.

I guess I'll go find that bottle of tequila. Then I won't care what her eyes say.

 

[MunchinMark]

Does this remind you of Catch 22?

A worthy moment's distraction anyway.

 

[p_p_man]

Goddamned good thing it is a spoof. The scary part of it is that I wouldn't put that kind of shit beyond Ashcroft.

I made the same mistake until I saw Lavender's post...

Hell I even had my shirt sleeves rolled up ready to write a blistering post about America's end is nigh!

Ah well, I suppose I'll have to wait until it really happens...