Whistling Past the Graveyard

[sirhugs]

[did I spell that right?]

Looking at the slow activity on this forum made thae title phrase pop into my head. Then I thought " what a natural setting for a Lit story."

Or do I just find everything reminds me of a Lit story?

 

[silverwhisper]

i think it's just you, sirhugs. :>

i agree, it's a natural setting. i don't know what that says about me, though. :>

i've often felt that while it would look great, the experience itself wouldn't be all that wonderful: it gets cold in those places.

ed

 

[Akito01]

Well, I've masturbated in a graveyard, but I don't know if it would actually make a great story.

 

[Never]

Masturbating in a graveyard doesn't make a good story. Masturbating in a graveyard while being chased by killer clowns makes a good story.

 

[GratefulFred]

Now what if it's the killer clowns who are masturbating while chasing you?

 

[snooper]

"Hallo, is that Akito01? This is the police here."
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"We have had a complaint about you masturbating in a graveyard."
"Oh. WHo complained?"
"One of the residents."

Category: Erotic Humour and Satire