*whistles*

[dolf]

nothing to see here...
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'your poor partner! you must be boring as shit to date. down some wine and roofies and at least let the poor sod cop a feel. even nuns wank for fucksake.'


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[AngusMan]

attention whore.

 

[dolf]

attention whore.

i don't know what you're talking about!

 

[Shugahhhh]

Ahahahahahahaha!

Nice having you back.

 

[dolf]

Ahahahahahahaha!

Nice having you back.

i'm not sure everyone will agree.
though i've no idea why!

 

[Lancecastor]

I will sit here hoping for you to take off your bra and turn around, because I am a Playground Man, and I haven't seen a real female breast in uh...a long time.

 

[dolf]

I will sit here hoping for you to take off your bra and turn around, because I am a Playground Man, and I haven't seen a real female breast in uh...a long time.

*giggle* teehee big boy i bet you have something for me etc.

 

[Lancecastor]

*giggle* teehee big boy i bet you have something for me etc.

Because your left breast is larger than your right, you are a perfect match for my enlarged left testicle.

We should become Playground Lovers immediately.

Go change your name to Lancecastor's Love Monkey or whatever the convention is forthwith.

 

[dolf]

Because your left breast is larger than your right, you are a perfect match for my enlarged left testicle.

We should become Playground Lovers immediately.

Go change your name to Lancecastor's Love Monkey or whatever the convention is forthwith.

i'll get your signature tattoed on my arse.

 

[dolf]

the pg is rejecting me...i might cry...

 

[Golden_Silence]

the pg is rejecting me...i might cry...

WTF??? Did you get lost or something??? Nice to see you here, have they been playing rough in the GB again??

 

[dolf]

WTF??? Did you get lost or something??? Nice to see you here, have they been playing rough in the GB again??

not as rough as i have!

i made a sig...so i'm a proper pger now

 

[Golden_Silence]

not as rough as i have!

i made a sig...so i'm a proper pger now

*shakes head*

Dolf... in GB words... bollocks... takes more than a sigline to be a PG'r..

You need to play word games and join in the countless never ending threads

Yanno... spread the love a little

 

[dolf]

*shakes head*

Dolf... in GB words... bollocks... takes more than a sigline to be a PG'r..

You need to play word games and join in the countless never ending threads

Yanno... spread the love a little

but...but...but...i made a ticker.

shit...

odd or even numbers? i think odds make my butt look big.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

not as rough as i have!

i made a sig...so i'm a proper pger now

I wondered what it took!

I haven't been in Lit since last Thursday morning ... is the GB undergoing construction problems of some sort?

 

[dolf]

I wondered what it took!

I haven't been in Lit since last Thursday morning ... is the GB undergoing construction problems of some sort?

you need to work on yours, doll.

the gb is more of an ongoing deconstruction problem...which i'm part of.

 

[dolf]

ROFLMAO...if you are not the fucking funniest bitch..ever..

you must be laughing at my custom title.
yup.
tis rather witty.

<-pger smooches

 

[Golden_Silence]

but...but...but...i made a ticker.

shit...

odd or even numbers? i think odds make my butt look big.

Again, it takes more than a ticker...

Yup, sorry, it is...

Hmm, your butt look big?? now the profile pic says differently, and I can't help but think where I seen panties like that before.....

Oh yeah, didn't some dude called Ishmael have them up for auction once or something???

 

[Sean]

*looks around*

*shudders*

*leaves*

 

[dolf]

Again, it takes more than a ticker...

Yup, sorry, it is...

Hmm, your butt look big?? now the profile pic says differently, and I can't help but think where I seen panties like that before.....

Oh yeah, didn't some dude called Ishmael have them up for auction once or something???

lux has some too.
but i sent her worn ones!

anyway, my ticker is obviously working.
you're all here

*looks around*

*shudders*

*leaves*

made you come!
now, go wash.

 

[Golden_Silence]

*looks around*

*shudders*

*leaves*

Wrong door... the ladies room is the next one down

 

[Golden_Silence]

lux has some too.
but i sent her worn ones!

anyway, my ticker is obviously working.
you're all here

made you come!
now, go wash.

Uh we're here, its like being at the zoo... an animal not in its natural environment

 

[dolf]

Wrong door... the ladies room is the next one down

i'm taking that as an insult.

...but staying in role

 

[dolf]

Uh we're here, its like being at the zoo... an animal not in its natural environment

sean is the chimp, yes?

 

[Sean]

Wrong door... the ladies room is the next one down

Voyeurism is for those that can't perform.

Why did you call yourself Golden Showers?