NyctoPhile
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2020
- Posts
- 110
Alright. Hopefully I won’t be expiring anytime soon, but I do have some goods that I’m looking to share.
(Unless you’re seeking a ‘tits for days’ kind of woman — I’m a perky 32B, so not a lot to go around on that front.)
So who am I?
I’m a bisexual 30 year old MWF.
Yes, I’m married.
Sorry (not sorry) if that offends you.
I’m 5’6”, brown hair, brown eyes (not 50 shades of grey — just 2 shades of brown), freckles, a nose ring, and an athletic body.
I might be biased, but while my physical composition is great, I’d like to think my mental attributes are even better.
I’m fairly educated, and hold a variety of interests. I enjoy reading, music, films, video games, eating (I like cooking, but I LOVE eating), and travelling. I’m not overly serious — some have even gone so far as to say that I’m quite funny, though I won’t be quitting my day job anytime soon.
So what am I looking for?
Ultimately, I’m looking for someone to connect with.
I prefer dynamic, intriguing people who reside in the UK or Europe. Those who are able and willing to contribute to a conversation. Bonus points if you’re humorously inclined. Flirts are always welcome.
And as much as I want to explore kinks and fantasies with you (I have many), let’s see if we share some basic chemistry and a few common interests before discussing how your deepest desire is to repeatedly cum all over my face (a welcome topic, but just be cool and willing to chat first).
What am I not into? Incest, daddy play, excrements, or humiliation. Spewed vitriol is not welcome either.
I should also mention that I’m North American, so there will be a time difference. I know some won’t be keen on that, but I prefer it.
If you’re looking for daily attention or consistent real-time chats, I’m not for you. Once getting to know each other I’d prefer to switch to email correspondence or something of that nature. Again, and this is very important, if it bothers you that I won’t be replying to you daily, please do not message me.
SO! If you view the mind as a sexy little playground and the above interests you, slide into my DMs and let’s chat!
(Unless you’re seeking a ‘tits for days’ kind of woman — I’m a perky 32B, so not a lot to go around on that front.)
So who am I?
I’m a bisexual 30 year old MWF.
Yes, I’m married.
Sorry (not sorry) if that offends you.
I’m 5’6”, brown hair, brown eyes (not 50 shades of grey — just 2 shades of brown), freckles, a nose ring, and an athletic body.
I might be biased, but while my physical composition is great, I’d like to think my mental attributes are even better.
I’m fairly educated, and hold a variety of interests. I enjoy reading, music, films, video games, eating (I like cooking, but I LOVE eating), and travelling. I’m not overly serious — some have even gone so far as to say that I’m quite funny, though I won’t be quitting my day job anytime soon.
So what am I looking for?
Ultimately, I’m looking for someone to connect with.
I prefer dynamic, intriguing people who reside in the UK or Europe. Those who are able and willing to contribute to a conversation. Bonus points if you’re humorously inclined. Flirts are always welcome.
And as much as I want to explore kinks and fantasies with you (I have many), let’s see if we share some basic chemistry and a few common interests before discussing how your deepest desire is to repeatedly cum all over my face (a welcome topic, but just be cool and willing to chat first).
What am I not into? Incest, daddy play, excrements, or humiliation. Spewed vitriol is not welcome either.
I should also mention that I’m North American, so there will be a time difference. I know some won’t be keen on that, but I prefer it.
If you’re looking for daily attention or consistent real-time chats, I’m not for you. Once getting to know each other I’d prefer to switch to email correspondence or something of that nature. Again, and this is very important, if it bothers you that I won’t be replying to you daily, please do not message me.
SO! If you view the mind as a sexy little playground and the above interests you, slide into my DMs and let’s chat!