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[Shy Tall Guy]

SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER!

50% OFF!

Due to a new scientific breakthrough, now you too can have this amazing new lover!

Just look at these amazing features:

An amazingly rugged 6 foot 6 inch body sure to please any woman.

And, at no additional cost, for a limited time only, that body comes with a brain - and what a brain it is! This brain has over 47 years of experience, over 25 years experience as an adult! This brain has a sense of humor, is sensitive and honest, and literate.

Nine out of ten doctors recommend this lover over all other lovers!

Be the first one in your neighborhood to own this lover - your friends will be amazed!

Limited Lifetime Warranty!

But wait!

Order now and this lover, at no additional charge, will cum with the ability to stay erect after the first orgasm (Limited Lifetime Warranty applies)

Information kit absolutely free!

No obligation whatsoever!

No salesmen will call!

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Supplies are limited!

(Must be single, female [preferably bisexual] and over 18 to order this product, shipping and handling extra)

 

[freakygirl]

The only problem with this ad is...




There is no phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

The only problem with this ad is...
There is no phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read the added fine print.

I figure that those who really want this new and amazing lover will figure out how to get the phone number (hint, emails proclaiming everlasting love, describing themselves, just might get a phone number where this lover can be acquired).

 

[lilminx]

Take it to the personals section, STG!







BTW, you know I'm just teasing you, right? That's the standard response to newbies.

 

[freakygirl]

Read the added fine print.

I figure that those who really want this new and amazing lover will figure out how to get the phone number (hint, emails proclaiming everlasting love, describing themselves, just might get a phone number where this lover can be acquired).

I hate small print..



that's why I never read it.. all the "important rules" are hidden somewhere in them....


dammit anyway!

 

[seXieleXie]

where do i sign up?
do you take checks?
is ruch delivery available? how about gift wrap?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

where do i sign up?

shymcguy@yahoo.com

do you take checks?

Major credit cards only -sorry no COD.

is ruch delivery available?

Sorry no shipping east of the Rockies. You can come to our offices near Seattle and take delivery there, but there are no guarantees you will be able to get him out of the Pacific Northwest - and once he is off the showroom floor there are no returns (restocking fees would be exhorbitant).

how about gift wrap?

He comes in a plain brown (pink actually) wrapper.

 

[seXieleXie]

Sorry no shipping east of the Rockies. You can come to our offices near Seattle and take delivery there, but there are no guarantees you will be able to get him out of the Pacific Northwest - and once he is off the showroom floor there are no returns (restocking fees would be exhorbitant).

well i couldn't leave such a prize in storage while i'm in school 9 months out of the year. damn. double damn.
*pouts*

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Damn! Only two responses?

Shit! It works on TV, why doesn't it work here?

 

[Marxist]

Damn! Only two responses?

Shit! It works on TV, why doesn't it work here?

I bought a Shy Tall Guy once. Most disturbing toy since Haley Joel Osment and Richard Pryor. I sent it back to the factory in pieces after it jumped out of the window of my Mustang trying to chase a '65 Triumph with sidecar.

I wonder when the Japanese will finally get it right....

 

[Mistress]

Cute!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I bought a Shy Tall Guy once. Most disturbing toy since Haley Joel Osment and Richard Pryor. I sent it back to the factory in pieces after it jumped out of the window of my Mustang trying to chase a '65 Triumph with sidecar.

I wonder when the Japanese will finally get it right....

Well this one won't jump out of a car window, unless you are driving.

Plus this one is made from US materials and constructed right here in the USA too.

But thanks for reminding me to put into the fine print that you have to be female to buy this particular lover - he is straight, but gets along best with bisexual females.

 

[Lusciousladyf]

Very original and cute post!! Too bad I am too far away for shipping *sigh* I hate to miss out on bargain deals Good Luck to you