while i'm dancing my erotic dance of happiness...

[LAVA GODDESSS]

OH MY>................OH MY GOD...ok, so maybe you don't care, but...Im a guru. and for those of you that have already claimed that title, you know how excited i am...so this means i have spent countless hours hanging around you people. THANK YOU. i remember losing my virginity to you all. i sorta want to replay it ........<evil grin> so how's about it ya'll? i posted this in the srp..board, but i got too excited and the shot of tequila didn't help my nerves, neither did the fourth or fifth, so now im half naked and tipsy. anyone got any bright ideas? lol.....just wanted to share my joy, and say SCREW THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND THE PRESIDENT IM A DAMN GURU! now, take off your pants...wait, i wasn't supposed to say that...and NO, i did not have sexual relations with.......awwwwww fuck it, yes i did. so line up boys, im ready to be punished for bein naughty.

licks and wiggles,
monique

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[lala]

i got yer spankin' right here! http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/ruinkai/spanka.gif as for happy dances, i put them all on my post on srp,... hugs!

 

[Juliangel]

Congrats!!!! Waiting for my turn with the paddle.

 

[Dirk13]

*sets up my dj shit*

OK THE DJ IS IN!

*sets up everything and puts in some good cd's to play*

FUN TIMES AHEAD FOR ALL, i wish i could get in that line....they get it bare bottom?....he he he

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

does that mean....

does this mean, i get to choose who i want to paddle? or do i get paddled...EITHER way im game. and if i get to paddle...um...does it have to be one person or do i get to do it to ANYONE....regardless...
>off with the underware..<
"this is my party and i want a panty collage...
that means everyone's underware, in a pile...and NO STEALING YOU DAMN PANTY STEALERS...slut boy...that means you....
just take em off...yes yours too....

>music gets loud<
i slip my pants off...then my cream victoria secret's see-through panties...twirling them around my head...i throw them in the middle of the room...

NOW WHERE IS THE PADDLE.....line up guys...(and gals)

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

i heard ORGYYYYYYYYY

now everyone, i believe an orgy is in order...to celebrate, im not seeing enough NAKED PEOPLE!!!!

 

[Renegade]

*brings out the magic paddle again* Is it 500 for her whole bottom or 500 for each cheek? Well I better do 1000 hits to make sure I get it right.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

oooooooooo

>bends over...< "be gentle.."

 

[Dirk13]

MORE PANTIES!?!?

*grabs them and puts them on my head with lava's, and starts djing again completely naked*

DAMN MAN WHY CAN'T I BE A GURU YET!?

 

[Silverlily]

Re: does that mean....

"this is my party and i want a panty collage...
that means everyone's underware, in a pile...and NO STEALING YOU DAMN PANTY STEALERS...slut boy...that means you....
just take em off...yes yours too....

Uh-oh, I'm not wearing any...

I did however bring my paddle.

 

[Guest]

<Looking at LavaGoddess in confussion> I thought you said you didn't come to this board hon? lol (I read your Guru post at the SRP too...lol) BTW, Congrats!

 

[Renegade]

*Begins to wack Lava across the bottom with the paddle* But like I said before, I don't remember anyone doing this for me. lol

 

[Silverlily]

Renegade, I offered to correct that oversight!

Hell, I do you after I finish LAVA.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

well...

since i am a guru and everything, i beleive i shall be more involved, especially making meaningless posts on the general board...but now i need a troll. but while im here... "ooooooooooo renegade that tingles...." lol..."four hundred ninety nine more to go..." and thank you...i feel drunken with happiness...now you better take off your clothes too...you may feel left out, ya know...the only one wearing clothes and all...

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Renegade]

Ok Kitten Eyes, we'll work on that after we finish with the new Guru. Which reminds me *smacks Lava across the ass a few more times*

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

uhoh

i lost count, better start over....

 

[Renegade]

Lost count huh guess we need to make up for lost time. *brings out two paddles and begins to smack Lavas ass with both*

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

whoa

i'm likin this guru thing WAYYYYYYYY TOO MUCH...better punish me some more....scared when i see kitten and some others stand before me, with paddles in hand...

 

[Dirk13]

PARTY PARTY PARTY!

*wiggles a little more*

lost count damn...hey...i lost count again...DAMNIT COUNTING AND BEING DRUNK DOSN'T HELP!

*pulls out a giant bong from the closet*

OK MORE PARTY TIME

*hands out hoses and takes a big puff*

ahhhh....

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

well...

>takes remote and hits pause, the whole room freezes...<
gotta go to bed, be on tommorrow, and we will continue the orgy...i haven't been inducted properly yet...