which threads irritate you the most

[mrbenh]

enquiring minds want to know?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Lit navel gazing threads -- like this one.

 

[mrbenh]

what?

 

[Markov Cain]

The ones that never go away started by people who have been gone for a year, hell sometimes two. Especially p_p_man's thread. However, I hope he does the weekend show again.

 

[Shelby]

Thread after thread after thread started by people who have just found Lit and think it's a race to bump your post total up.

Also the "Hey, I've been here for 16 minutes & lost my virginity" threads.

 

[Markov Cain]

What? I am shocked, shocked to find out that people are pushing thier post numbers up. SHOCKED!

 

[sexy-girl]

when people start threads asking question after question without waiting for people to answer the first thread they started

 

[dza]

the one's that stick out inside my t-shirts, they itch like hell, and you look like a monkey trying to rip them out in public

 

[*bratcat*]

LMAO

 

[Markov Cain]

Damnit! Need one more meaningless post!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Any thread that says "I reached (insert number of choice) number of posts!!!!!!"

Who the fuck cares how much you posted?

Post totals have been rendered fully meaningless by the neverending threads. You post one or two words each time and what have you contributed to the board for anyone to give a fuck about your post total?

Here's a clue, the only people who give a fuck about post totals are the ones with jack shit to say. So if you care how much you've posted, then you're one of the mindless drivel propogators.

And #2 are those neverending post one word threads. No thought involved. Whoopee fucking do. I think Laurel should accidently delete a couple of those monsters, just for the sake of pure KM amusement.

 

[lavender]

 

[sexy-girl]

alot of boards end up getting rid of the post count for this reason ... admitly i did do a post saying i had 100 posts shame on me ... but it was meant more as a thankyou to the rest of the the people here for entertaining me and giving me something to do while my girlfriend is away

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't apologize for how you post or what you post. You are who you are and I have not intention of stopping you or trying to. But I don't have to like it. The corollary is that you don't have to like what I post either.

You're a hussy, Lavy, and you're just pissed off cause I stole your capital letter!

 

[lavender]

 

[Markov Cain]

You mean KM lives in a trailer home too!

Maybe a cousin since we're all related.

In Kansas, the family tree looks like a wreath!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I love the way you compliment me darlin!

Fine here's your freakin "L." I wasn't doing anything terribly interesting with it anyway. It is a little wet though, want I should clean it first?

 

[Guest]

itchy sticku fingers

I would imagine the posts or threads that state how hot or good someone is (I believe we are all hot in one way or another within our own respects.). It takes two to tango and besides, behind the radiating glass screen anyone can be anybody, but the key is to express and visualize a person's attributes from their words and tonality.

 

[Siren]

Threads that irritate me are.........

 

[Weevil]

The ones about me.

 

[Starfish]

I hate all of the threads. Especially mine.

 

[Siren]

Starfish Tuna...........

 

[sexy-girl]

Starfish your avatar makes me dizzy doesnt she ever get tired being forced to dance like that forever ?

 

[nasty]

Threads I HATE

Any thread that starts off with a long paragrap(s.) Do you think I have the attention span to read all that? It also gives me eye strain. Makes me dizzy.

 

[Siren]

yea, she is wearing me out Tuna