Which one of you owns this house?

[JKendallDane]

After seeing photos 42 through 48, I'm betting this house belongs to somebody from Lit...or should.

This is what you call a "fully equipped" home!

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[Jada59]

Dang! I know I have seen that place from the outside.

 

[SimonDoom]

That's hilarious. I can't believe that's actually on Realtor.com.

 

[Jada59]

That's hilarious. I can't believe that's actually on Realtor.com.

Maybe they don't know what those things are!

 

[ericrodman101]

What every family home needs. Think of how much you save in money and time not going out for entertainment.

 

[Jada59]

What every family home needs. Think of how much you save in money and time not going out for entertainment.

Hehehe.

 

[Hypoxia]

Got everyone's attention, hey?

 

[bobb_sledd]

The first thing I'd do is change the color of those walls. Too bright for a dungeon.

 

[oggbashan]

Where are the books? Every home needs a library.

 

[ericrodman101]

A slide from the living room to the dungeon might be a nice touch. Or maybe just a trapdoor.

 

[TxRad]

Hey! How did they get photos of the basement at the Cafe.

By the way, that start by the front door is for displaying art. Yeah, that is my story and I'n sticking to it.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Where are the books? Every home needs a library.

Instruction Manuals perhaps? For the new owner?

 

[SimonDoom]

Maybe they don't know what those things are!

I assume the realtor thought it was an exercise room. Which it is, in its way.

 

[rutger5]

Oh no. The realtor knew what she was doing. It went viral, was on TV and now crowds are coming just to gawk. Some of the neighbors weren't happy I heard.

 

[SimonDoom]

Oh no. The realtor knew what she was doing. It went viral, was on TV and now crowds are coming just to gawk. Some of the neighbors weren't happy I heard.

My goodness, you're right. I found articles about it via Google.

 

[NotWise]

When I followed the link, the slide show stopped at 41.

 

[ChloeTzang]

When I followed the link, the slide show stopped at 41.

Yes, it seems they've taken down 42 thru 48 now. Oh well

Oh no. The realtor knew what she was doing. It went viral, was on TV and now crowds are coming just to gawk. Some of the neighbors weren't happy I heard.

She sure did. The real estate agent's original listing was for "50 Shades of Maple Glen." I like her immediately!The 5-bedroom, 2.5-bath home just went on the market, and yes, the furniture — sex swing and all — is included in the $750,000 listing price. Talk about a viral marketing success story. How often do you see real estate listings on Literotica?

“Total suburban beautiful home,” the listing's realtor Melissa Leonard told BuzzFeed News. “But the twist is it has this sex oasis in the basement.”

According to Leonard, the owner lived there with his family for years, until his wife died and he moved with his family to Philadelphia. In the meantime, he set up the house as an Airbnb to rent out over the last few months. The Airbnb listing is titled “Maison XS - Just Be You” and has photos of the “underground adult room” with moody lighting. The Airbnb rents for $750 per night (yes, there is also a $250 cleaning fee, which seems exceedingly reasonable).

The sex house is located on a private street with just two other neighbors. Leonard is not sure what the neighbors think of the sex house, or if they know at all. The home listing went viral on social media within hours of showing up on real estate site Redfin. Leonard is delighted by the attention and hoping for a buyer who sees a unique opportunity. "The big question I get from other realtors is, 'How did you keep a straight face?'" she said.

The mystery of how the neighbors feel has been resolved. In an interview with Slate, realtor Melissa Leonard was interrupted by an angry neighbor. Slate's Dan Kois, on the other end of the phone, overheard this:

Male voice: We’re very upset about this whole thing. We do not want something like this in our neighborhood. Take that off the internet. That’s disgusting. We don’t want that.

Leonard: Sir, if the owner wants those photos on the listing, that’s their choice!

Male voice: You’ve got to take them down! We live next door and we don’t want this!

Leonard: You’re angry at me but you’re really angry at the owner. I’m trying to sell the house as fast as possible.

Male voice: People are all over the neighborhood and they’re all saying they’re here to see the sex house!

For those of you who didn't get to the link before those images were taken down.... (give me 5 and I'll add then)

https://i-h2.pinimg.com/564x/24/a4/70/24a4705a9f350eee29ba31acfd5018c8.jpg

https://i-h2.pinimg.com/564x/83/3a/fb/833afb731945a5564a3da822cc936410.jpg

https://i-h2.pinimg.com/564x/49/9f/14/499f145a82521a9a4dddad019587c361.jpg

https://i-h2.pinimg.com/564x/e5/8f/a8/e58fa8afc3d5195cfb2ebf60a9052ebb.jpg

https://i-h2.pinimg.com/564x/b5/c2/38/b5c238ca1d49e5bf06744f63f9b2eccd.jpg

There you go. Preserved for posterity. Don't you just love it.

 

[SolarRay]

Yep. I was just reading about this and they've since taken down the photos...

 

[KeithD]

I was just a couple of miles from there this weekend. I wonder if they had an open house I missed. (Also, the price is a steal in that area).

 

[TxRad]

Well stocked, the flogger is large, the cat of nine tails in over the top, and the riding crop has the wide spade end. Someone knew what they were doing. That bed has more tie points than an old style corset. The discipline horse is kind of short and narrow but to each their own. I love that star. I'm going to have to make one.

All you need is a partner and a couple of sets of cuffs.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

All you need is a partner and a couple of sets of cuffs.

We’re all just two people short of a threesome.

 

[Scareltt]

Yep, it made the news here.

I saw this on my morning news show. Just what I needed with my Grape Nuts...

I hope the seller gets way over their asking price.

 

[Handley_Page]

Where are the books? Every home needs a library.

That loft space might make a good Ham Radio shack.
But I'm puzzled as to what '2.5 bathrooms' is; not that it bothers me; I'm too far away from PA, anyway.

 

[KeithD]

That loft space might make a good Ham Radio shack.
But I'm puzzled as to what '2.5 bathrooms' is; not that it bothers me; I'm too far away from PA, anyway.

A half bath is one without a tub or shower (one with a shower only is, technically, a three-quarters bath, but Realtors usually call those a full bath in their adverts).

 

[LizVegas79]

That's so funny. They deleted photos 42-48 now.

I've been begging my husband to buy us a house with a basement for years but maybe the thing to do is just work your "basement furniture" into the overall aesthetic of your house like they did!