Which one of you manginas will buy this woman a Range Rover?

[LJ_Reloaded]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/woman-puts-fianc-sex-ban-8190099

A woman puts her fiancé on a three-week sex ban if he refuses to buy her what she wants - with her demands including a £70,000 Range Rover and thousands on plastic surgery.

Shopaholic Janey, 30, from Durham, is set to appear on Channel 5 documentary Little Divas: Tantrums and Tiaras, and reveals her extravagant lifestyle is funded almost completely by her loving partner.

Among her current demands are a £70,000 Range Rover, more cosmetic treatments totalling around £14,000, and designer accessories.

Since you all hate me for posting this I expect at least one of you to rush out and buy this bitch her Range Rover.

Who's gonna step up?

 

[Rachel_X]

I'd have shot her in the face just for asking.

 

[Pairaclities]

Trolling tonight LJ Retarded?

 

[Killswitch1]

I hope that guys loaded. She needs a ton of plastic surgery.

lol

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

I'd have shot her in the face just for asking.

LOL not sure which face to have, the laughing face or the "oh shit!" look.

 

[Rachel_X]

I hope that guys loaded. She needs a ton of plastic surgery.

lol

And the last thing she needs is a fatter arse.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

And the last thing she needs is a fatter arse.

Fat or thin, she's still a huge arse.

 

[nerfhearder]

Dude wants to do it, it's his problem.

 

[Rachel_X]

Dude wants to do it, it's his problem.

Does he though? Or is he just too stupid to realise he doesn't have to?
I could be wrong though, he may have a thing for plastic beached whales that eat money.

 

[pensivepoet]

I knew a guy whose wife told him, "buy me a horse ranch or I'm leaving"
I said, Dude, she's leaving, horse ranch or not.
He bought it
she left

 

[nerfhearder]

Does he though? Or is he just too stupid to realise he doesn't have to?
I could be wrong though, he may have a thing for plastic beached whales that eat money.

Nobodys business what he does or doesn't know and it's not anyones place to tell him what to do with his money. He wants to spend it on pussy then he can.

 

[Rachel_X]

Nobodys business what he does or doesn't know and it's not anyones place to tell him what to do with his money. He wants to spend it on pussy then he can.

He could spend it on nicer pussy.
Or multiple pussies.
Hell, if he can afford her monthly bill then he could afford to have his perfect pussy built in a lab.

 

[nerfhearder]

He could spend it on nicer pussy.
Or multiple pussies.
Hell, if he can afford her monthly bill then he could afford to have his perfect pussy built in a lab.

Who are you to tell him who he finds attractive?

 

[Rachel_X]

Who are you to tell him who he finds attractive?

Someone with better taste, clearly.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Does he though? Or is he just too stupid to realise he doesn't have to?
I could be wrong though, he may have a thing for plastic beached whales that eat money.

I'm not sure which is funnier, your quips or the fact that Nerfhearder cannot use his usual shaming attacks on you because you're not a dude.

 

[nerfhearder]

Someone with better taste, clearly.

You don't get to tell people what they do and do not find attractive.

 

[Rachel_X]

I'm not sure which is funnier, your quips or the fact that Nerfhearder cannot use his usual shaming attacks on you because you're not a dude.

Well the way I see it, they wouldn't have sold their story if they didn't want people to judge them.
So it's all fine.

 

[Rachel_X]

You don't get to tell people what they do and do not find attractive.

No, it would solve too many problems and make too much sense if I was in charge of that.
Clearly not something the powers that be would ever allow.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Well the way I see it, they wouldn't have sold their story if they didn't want people to judge them.
So it's all fine.

I think she wanted to brag.

"The power of a woman's private parts is amazing to get what you want off men."

That right there says a whole hell of a lot.

 

[pollynova]

He could do so much better.

 

[pensivepoet]

He could do so much better.

Tryin to piss off Nerf?

 

[Rachel_X]

He could do so much better.

The only way he could do worse is if she also murdered baby bunnies as a hobby.

 

[pollynova]

Tryin to piss off Nerf?

The only way he could do worse is if she also murdered baby bunnies as a hobby.

He good looking and generous. This woman is just taking advantage of him. She probably makes him feel like he could never do any better or that no one else would want him. It's sad. I hope he breaks up with her.