Which one of you gave me the flu?

[parodyluvr75]

I'm sick but I have to go to work. Yuck.

 

[kbate]

yukking it up over avian flu? you heartless bitch.

 

[Adre]

I'm sick but I have to go to work. Yuck.

That sucks. No shot?

 

[Equinoxe]

Bird flu is so five years ago.

(I'm sorry you are feeling ill.)

 

[warrior queen]

I got the flu shot earlier this year after not getting one for about 10 years..... and I have been sick ever since
Never again.

 

[Libsam]

You spelled flu wrong!! It's flew! You dodo!

 

[butters]

get well soon, parroty bird


*sprays thread*

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hope it's spider flu and eight times worse.

Cunt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No shots, I agree with WQ.

I told them I'd be late so I could rest a bit. I hate being sick. Thanks Butters.

Apparently I'm not immune from the bird flu.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hope it's spider flu and eight times worse.

Cunt.

No spider flu, I sent all my spiders on a boat to see you, my dear.

I'd come visit you and cough all over Phil, if you'd want?

 

[butters]

No shots, I agree with WQ.

I told them I'd be late so I could rest a bit. I hate being sick. Thanks Butters.

Apparently I'm not immune from the bird flu.

not trying to diminish your illness, sweets, but are you sure it's actual flu? if it is, you really musn't go into work and spread your germs, and i'd have thought you'd feel too weak, too sick to go in. there're so many really vile bugs out there, but flu tends to wipe me out completely, can't even get out of bed.

look after yourself first, hon.

 

[Fata Morgana]

No spider flu, I sent all my spiders on a boat to see you, my dear.

I'd come visit you and cough all over Phil, if you'd want?

No germs would cut through his filth.

 

[parodyluvr75]

not trying to diminish your illness, sweets, but are you sure it's actual flu? if it is, you really musn't go into work and spread your germs, and i'd have thought you'd feel too weak, too sick to go in. there're so many really vile bugs out there, but flu tends to wipe me out completely, can't even get out of bed.

look after yourself first, hon.

I'm not completely sure, could be a nasty allergy attack. I feel like crap and a temp just a degree over normal. But I feel pretty bad. My boss ain't giving me a choice so...in I go. I'll sanitize everything as I go. No one works in my office today, so I'll have the customers throw checks at me. Thanks.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No germs would cut through his filth.

We can hose him off with a power washer, then I'll cough on him.

 

[Sean Renaud]

OMG you haz Bird Flu!! Why havent' you been quarantined!

 

[parodyluvr75]

OMG you haz Bird Flu!! Why havent' you been quarantined!

Because I'm a bird.

 

[RedAllan]

Ahhh poor Birdy, hope you feel chirpy soon.

 

[domroger]

Bird flu ?

Waits for general panic .

Get better soon .

 

[SuprSalor]

You can hope its Ebola.. That's what all the cool kids are getting these days.

 

[spacekowboy]

Feel better, birdy!

Make sure plenty of newspaper is laid down. Flus are messy things.

 

[Noor]

not trying to diminish your illness, sweets, but are you sure it's actual flu? if it is, you really musn't go into work and spread your germs, and i'd have thought you'd feel too weak, too sick to go in. there're so many really vile bugs out there, but flu tends to wipe me out completely, can't even get out of bed.

look after yourself first, hon.

If it is really influenza, not only do you not want to spread it, but you are also more susceptible to other things like colds, someone at work might make you even sicker.

Real flu is the only time I am truly immobilized, and I couldn't make it to work with it if I tried.

I usually take Elderberry extract tablets (sambucus nigra 500 mg) when I feel flu-ish and I get well much quicker.
I hope you feel better soon, Birdie

 

[Sean Renaud]

Because I'm a bird.

I don't care how many Great Tits or Blue Boobies you have you should be executed!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't care how many Great Tits or Blue Boobies you have you should be executed!

^^^wants to roast me

Bird flu ?

Waits for general panic .

Get better soon .

Thanks.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Feel better, birdy!

Make sure plenty of newspaper is laid down. Flus are messy things.

Thanks for the tips, sweetie.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I want to spit roast you.