Which object is most likely to stir up shit?

[Ally C]

My guess would be a paddle. You know, the one that is usually missing when one finds oneself canoeing up shit creek.

 

[Angel]

You're back!

 

[tortoise]

A fan.

 

[Ally C]

A fan.

One of those boats with a fan on the back (you know the ones I mean, whatever are they called?) with a paddle or two onboard in case of mechanical failure would probably be mightily useful then ...

 

[scylis]

ohmygod WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

 

[tortoise]

One of those boats with a fan on the back (you know the ones I mean, whatever are they called?) with a paddle or two onboard in case of mechanical failure would probably be mightily useful then ...

I believe these bizarre contraptions are called, no lie, FANBOATS.

 

[Ally C]

No lie?

No shit!

LOL

 

[TN_Vixen]

omygod.. AllyC!

... and now my dreams have come true!

 

[freescorfr]

In this part of Normandy it's the muck spreader. Any food from here has a high chance of being pretty organic because the farming is very mixed and there are mlillions of cows and horses. Chicken shit is the strongest, too strong for straight spreading, and horse shit is good for mushrooms. The cow shit is great. We don't suffer from much industrial farming, but shit, is there shit on the roads, these days.

ppman is a good shit spreader, and there's a few others here.

 

[Starblayde]

I'd say a whisk.

 

[Pyper]

Ally! Oh my God!

*runs around screaming and cheering*

 

[TN_Vixen]

Ally! Oh my God!

*runs around screaming and cheering*

(smiling a big cheesy-ass smile) Pyper and AllyC on the same thread, I think I've died on gone to PC's hell. (better'n that than PP_Man's heaven, eh?)

 

[Pyper]

*pulls out the cheap Spanish wine (you know, the kind that comes in gallon containers)*

Party in Ally´s thread!

 

[riff]

A shitstirrer. They got them at Spatuala City

 

[TN_Vixen]

Pyper, pass that gallon jug my way, I want an excuse when I start fawning all over AllyC. *snicker*

 

[Pyper]

Cheap Spanish jug wine for everyone!

Okay, now I gotta run kiddies, as usual. Smoochies!

 

[TN_Vixen]

A fan.

to answer the question. tortoise is right on.

 

[Ally C]

I'm overwhelmed ... though not by the subject (object) matter.



Yes, a fan sounds like a good bet for disseminating shit, but stirring it? Surely not; way too clumsy I'd say.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[christophe]

My guess would be a paddle. You know, the one that is usually missing when one finds oneself canoeing up shit creek.

ahhhhh... negotiating along a one way tributary without a suitable means of transportation