Which Monty Python character(s) are you?

carsonshepherd said:
Heeey! I'm bold Sir Robin and I bravely run away away! (from grasshoppers :( )

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads, there's dirty work afoot."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("I never!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
 
Crud.
I wound up with Tim the Enchanter (which I liked), but can't post the image for some reason.

:(
 
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Posted by Evil Alpaca

Crud.
I wound up with Tim the Enchanter (which I liked), but can't post the image for some reason.

Got him too :) Trying quoting from mine?

Shanglan
 
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The html code won't work. You have to copy image location and surround it in tags.
 
You silly English k-nighits. I know without even looking: I'm an oppressed mass.

Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time.







Okay, I have to look...
 
I took the test, and it says I'm a Castle Anthrax virgin. There are an awful lot of us, aren't there?

I haven't seen this many virgins since 4th grade.
 
shereads said:
I took the test, and it says I'm a Castle Anthrax virgin. There are an awful lot of us, aren't there?

I haven't seen this many virgins since 4th grade.

Eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear....

:D
 
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I got:

You are Brave Sir Robin! You bravely run away away at the first sign of trouble...so bugger off!
and

You are a Lumberjack...with definite issues...
 
I managed to join the born-again virgin club too. Not likely, that. I wasn't even a virgin when I was nineteen, although I did make it to fourth grade thank you very much! Had rather fancied myself as Dennis, but expected I'd be Robin. Go figure. I was the Abuse Clerk in the second quiz, whoever that is.

Take Care,
Penny
 
Brave Sir Robin actually..........and I never can get these quiz images to work.

and

I got no further........because......*deep breath*.......apart from one or two things, I don't find Monty Python very funny......

*running away very quickly and slamming the door behind me*.
 
Damn it. It's been nearly seven years since I was a virgin and those blackballing bastards say I'm STILL one. Who do you have to fuck to not be a virgin around here? :D

On the plus side, I'm a minister and I can walk, which is always a good thing. Unless it isn't.

...

I can't get over the virgin thing! How DARE they!
 
damn! i love monty!!!!!

You are King Arthur of the Britons! You let no-one stand in your way, you are brave and strong!Keep searching, you'll find the grail yet!



You are Mr. Creosote! Restaurants just love you, especially when you're throwing up all over the other patrons...
 
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To be honest I cant remember too much of Monty Python, all the pictures are bringing it back to me, but my favourite is Faulty Towers, and Benny Hill. Two shows we got on our 4 channels when I was a kid.

Faulty was on night before last, my son stayed up to watch it, my god, he laughed and laughed , and at one commercial he said he had to pee or he would need some 'depends'!

It was the bad kipper one , where the guy dies in the motel and Faulty thinks its the kippers , but the guy hadnt ate the kippers, he was dead when Faulty dropped off the tray. I know I know, much funnier watched then told about!
C
 
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