Which Lit Member

on the clitfucker premise,

it would have to be Zammy.
 
lisa804. Ruby, juicy, sexy-girl

Do I have to whittle it down further ?

Please say not !
 
I would have to pick JuicyPussy.

As her bio states:

I am a 20 year old temp secretary living in Chicago area. I love sex with both men and women. I love talking about sex, reading about sex and watching others having sex. As you may guess from my user name and e-mail address, I am very pussy-oriented. I have been shaved since I was sixteen, which is about the time I gave up wearing panties - in fact, I don't even own a pair. I love teasing and wear the shortest skirts I can get away with. Since I move from office to office, I always have new people to flash my pussy at.

I think we have a lot in common, pussy-oriented-wise.
 
Being rather new to the site, perhaps I should start with the poser of the question. Shall we, Ms. Lavender?
 
I vote for myself since it hasn't happened yet! I haven't ready any where in the rules where it says I can't vote for myself..

:D
 
lavender said:
Of course, the consultation and advice will take copious amounts of research and practice.

Still game?
Oh rather (provided of course the usual hourly billing rates don't apply. I have a "fixed" income).
 
Hamletmaschine said:
I would have to pick JuicyPussy.

As her bio states:

I gave up wearing panties - in fact, I don't even own a pair.



Ewwwwww.

This is so a guy pretending to be a girl or she's had a hysterectomy.

I can't believe anyone would have their pussy hanging out during that time of the month. Tampons or not, just the idea of blood dripping down the legs is enough to make me want to vomit.



And to answer the question.

I'm in the mood for some Vixie.
 
lavender said:


Well, considering I am seriously thinking about starting a corporation to let men practice their oral technique on me before venturing out into the world of dating and sex, I might be a good place to start. I give great oral critiques.

Of course, the consultation and advice will take copious amounts of research and practice.

Lavender, you're a genius.
 
lavender said:


You want your body to "undulate" under your own oral technique. Interesting. I suggest you consult with Marilyn Manson. Rib removal, at least as an urban legend, is a good place to begin.

Hmm.. on second thought, I like my ribs. Although a few more years of not getting any may cause me to change my mind..

Seriously, I know who I'd really like to see on the tip of my tounge... :D
 
lavender said:
do you want to see "undulating" (he he) under the pleasure of your amazing oral technique?

Mine is no secrect: Clitfucker.

amelia w/o question!!
 
KillerMuffin said:



Ewwwwww.

This is so a guy pretending to be a girl or she's had a hysterectomy. . . .

:eek:

Say it isn't so, KM!

Well, in that case, I'd have to go with AssGirl, who writes:



I'm a good girl by day and nasty young woman by night. I like sucking cock and taking it up the ass.


Sounds like a perfect date to me.
 
mines a secret but its real lust :p


dannyboy you should swap me on your list you never know one of those girls you might get to try for real life ... and being that im a lesbian and in a relationship your waisting one of your picks on me :)


hehe but thanks anyway
 
KillerMuffin said:

And to answer the question.

I'm in the mood for some Vixie.

the feeling is entirely mutual Muff :) Lord what I wouldn't do for a badass chick in a truck toting ammo to wink at me in a truck stop.

I've completely come undone. heh
 
one may dream, sexy-girl, one may dream.....

I think that the other 3 on my list are hardly likely to succomb to my overtures - all in the USA - and at least one of them is gay too.

<s>

I know how to pick 'em !
 
You have taste, Danny, you have taste.



Vixie, I can't drive. Maybe you could pick me up and drop me off at the truck stop, drive around the block and come back. I can pretend to be a badass chick with a truck. We can fight off the horny truck drivers together. I'll defend your honor and you can sweep us off to happily ever matress, er after.
 
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