Which Is More Lewd

[chy_girl]

You just "took the whole concept to a higher level".

I'm sort of waiting to see if the mental image makes anyone gag.

Hopefully "higher level" isn't a bad thing.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm sort of waiting to see if the mental image makes anyone gag.

I think combining it with a little gagging would be a nice touch, actually.

 

[neci]

Wouldn't the apples=apples comparison involve CFCM?

So if it was an orgy of people in fruit costumes would there have to be bukake in order for it to be considered a "fruit salad"?

apples and bananas

since i read your post, i have been thinking about making a bukake fruit salad.

dressing:
1 cup vanilla yogurt
1 tbs honey
2 tbs cum
a dash of nutmeg

mix and pour over fresh seasonal fruit

this would be ideally served on the back and ass of a very still naked woman

or

the groin of a shaved man



i'm going to eat some yogurt now.

 

[Netzach]

You just "took the whole concept to a higher level".

1. foam hot dog

1. bukake circle jerk

1. visit to the dry cleaners

= priceless.

 

[chy_girl]

1. foam hot dog

1. bukake circle jerk

1. visit to the dry cleaners

= priceless.

>.<
I'm shutting up
I'm shutting up
I'm shutting up....
......
Ok, I can't not say it...


But there's very few who actually eat mayo on a hot dog....


...It's usually ketchup...


*head/desk*

*gags a little at the thought*

 

[neci]

i happen to like mayo on a hot dog!

and no. that was in no way sexual.

 

[chy_girl]

i happen to like mayo on a hot dog!

and no. that was in no way sexual.

You are only the third person I've ever known to eat mayo on a hot dog.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You are only the third person I've ever known to eat mayo on a hot dog.

Aoli on a brat can be good.

 

[BiBunny]

You are only the third person I've ever known to eat mayo on a hot dog.

*Number four*

 

[chy_girl]

*Number four*

Ok, so maybe it's like a "not West Coast" kind of thing.

I still can't get the image of an orgy with a hot dog and period play out my head.

 

[BiBunny]

Ok, so maybe it's like a "not West Coast" kind of thing.

I still can't get the image of an orgy with a hot dog and period play out my head.

Mistress told me it was weird that I put mayo on my hot dogs (along with mustard and ketchup), and Master piped up to say, "Oh, that's a country thing." Thank you, asshole. Thank you very much.

That's hot.

 

[chy_girl]

Mistress told me it was weird that I put mayo on my hot dogs (along with mustard and ketchup), and Master piped up to say, "Oh, that's a country thing." Thank you, asshole. Thank you very much.

That's hot.

I grew up in the country - as in the town was about {_____} <- that big, country. It's not a country thing. I think it's probably a regional thing.

Or I just haven't met many mayo people.

The period play/hot dog fetish scene magically appear, in full, in my head. Not exactly my thing...

 

[chy_girl]

 

[neci]

i'm grilling wienie's tonight. now i am going to go to the grocery store with a dirty mind.

 

[chy_girl]

i'm grilling wienie's tonight. now i am going to go to the grocery store with a dirty mind.

*blinks*
Is that a bad thing? Because it usually makes it far more interesting and far less tedious when I go in dirty minded...

 

[neci]

*blinks*
Is that a bad thing? Because it usually makes it far more interesting and far less tedious when I go in dirty minded...

i get an evil mischievous look when i'm thinking sex in the grocery store. it happens a lot, and i'm always afraid someone is going to look at me and just know that i'm not really making an organic cucumber salad. one glance of my yogurt and i'm busted.