Which fairytale

Snow White

Because in the non-Disney version, she wasn't!!

More than one of those dwarfs was "Happy":eek:
 
Raphunzel

You gotta know she was into a little bit of pain having people climb into and out of that tower using her hair! Additionally, don't you think that she gave it up pretty damn easily to the very first boy that looked her way? The slut... ;)
 
Cinderella:)

Got it all except the prince is a wimp ( could be a princess:) )

but women together, a little forced housework and shoes!! got me:D
 
Rumplestiltskin

First of all his name describes a semi-hard cock. Second he keeps wanting people to scream his name.... It's so simple and he's into little boys... wanting to take the first born
 
Re: Rumplestiltskin

gopher&kitsune said:
First of all his name describes a semi-hard cock. Second he keeps wanting people to scream his name.... It's so simple and he's into little boys... wanting to take the first born

I heard it was originally entitled Rumpledforeskin!:eek:
 
I am not very good with words but Cinderella is a lesbian powergame - now that's hot:D
 
Good grief people, is everything about sex to you?


Not that's there's anything wrong with that. Nope, not at all.
 
Merelan said:
Good grief people, is everything about sex to you?


Not that's there's anything wrong with that. Nope, not at all.
:D There is much in the fairytales. A woman with 7 dwarfs? tell me that's normals lol:)
 
Little Red Riding Hood has pretty raunchy undertones- the wolf is a symbol of sexual power, and Red is a symbol of innocence. Oh, and don't forget about the hunter that saves Red- I mean, what do you think he expects in return? ;)
 
Little Red Riding Hood........

"Grandmother, what big teeth you have!"

"The better to eat you with, my dear!" said the wolf.
Slurp! Smack!
And he gobbled her up.
 
Peter the pumpkin eater..

Kept his wife locked up in a hallowed out pumpkin...

But he kept her very well...so it's all good!
 
Saturn Return said:
Peter the pumpkin eater..

Kept his wife locked up in a hallowed out pumpkin...

But he kept her very well...so it's all good!
That's a nursery rhyme, not a fairytale, silly. :)
 
Considering most fairytales, were originaly something more. Most of them have a ronchy background.

brothers Grimm's older stuff is some of the best. Little red rideing hood, hansel and grettel, the little mermaid were all gorey stories. but as for the sex angel..... Pocahontas, That was originaly an erotic story not a childrens book.
 
Beauty and the Beast

Beauty was sold, using the term losely, into submission to a seemingly beastly monster....later to fall in love and find he is a prince?



*LOL*


:p
 
not that this really has anything to do with the topic but my grandmother used to buy my boys the old fairytale books for xmas, b-days, etc...she would go through the books and mark out all the parts that she thought were offensive. It makes for an interesting read when half the words in the book are marked out. :rolleyes: needless to say, I had a talk with grandma...my boys now get socks and underwear.

ok...y'all can continue now :D
 
The original Little Red Riding Hood is completely raunchy. All fairy tales were originally passed down orally and were meant to teach a lesson. The lesson in Little Red Riding Hood was to stay where you were supposed to or horrible things would happen.

The version we know now is completely sanitized. We read parts of the original in my children's lit class and that wolf was kinky with a capital K.
 
MorningGirl made me think of this great joke that my x told me. I laughed and chuckled about it for an hour. It varifies her choice as being the one most raunchy story.



Little Red Riding Hood came walking through the woods on her way to her Grandma's house, when the Big Bad Wolf jumped out and growled at her..
"Hello there Little Red Riding Hood. I am glad to see you...ggrrrr. I am going to tell you what I am going to do to you now....

"I am going to pull off that little cape, and I am going to open up that little shirt, and then I am going to lift up that little skirt and pull down your little panties and fuck you till your little socks pop off."

Calmly, Little Red Riding Hood reached into her cloth covered basket and pulled out a 9mm and proceeded to say..

"I am sorry Mr. Wolf but you are mistaken....
You're going to eat me just like the story says."
 
LOL, I like that version Starfish. I'm going to be Little Red Riding Hood on Wednesday, maybe I can find a wolf like that.


:D
 
I wish you the best of luck.
Don't be fooled by sheeps clothing...
They aren't hard to figure out though.. especially if you flash them a boobie when your walking by. The wolf will come out if it's there. ;)
 
I have written a couple of fairy tale erotica stories here on Lit, both under the name Lily St. Claire, which is my other nom de plume. I wrote Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty.

There is a book (I forget the editor but it is short stories by various authors) called "Snow White; Blood Red." It has fairy tales in their original origins which is quite dark and erotic. The mother in Snow White keeps Snow White's bloody heart in a cask hanging over her head and the apple is red because she filled it with blood. The prince is a dick head and rapes Snow White and the dwarves are actually disfigured miners.

There is also a movie with Sigourney Weaver and Sam Niel called Snow White that kicks ass and is creepy.

Anne Sexton wrote an erotic poem version of Rapunzel in which the witch keeps Rapunzel as a lesbian plaything.

There is of course AN Roquelaure's (Anne Rice's pen name) Sleeping Beauty Trilogy, which is BDSM and just about everything else in between.

Fairy Tales have been erotisized for centuries and almost all of them have twisted origins.

My vote goes to Cinderella in it's original form "The Little Cinder Girl." Runner up for me would be Rapunzel.
 
I would have to go with Hansel and Gretel

just seems to be something wrong with the whole scenario.
 
I think Cinderella has the raunchiest undertones. I love the foot and shoe fetishism that lurks just beneath the surface. A few years ago a writer named Titian Beresford rewrote the story as a fetish tale, and it was one of the hottest things I ever read.
 
The moral listed at a website pertaining to the Grimm?s brothers lists this for Little Red Riding Hood:

Moral: Children, especially attractive, well bred young ladies, should never talk to strangers, for if they should do so, they may well provide dinner for a wolf. I say, "Wolf," but there are various kinds of wolves. There are also those who are charming, quiet, polite, unassuming, complacent, and sweet, who pursue young women at home and in the streets. And unfortunately, it is these gentle wolves that are the most dangerous ones of all.


A twist I found amusing was the Italian version of Snow White. It is called the Crystal Casket, and involves a girl who is between the ages of 10 and 12. Which would make her 11, in my mind, but that's how they phrased it. Well, she is killed not once, but twice, and the chief of the fairies (yup, she lives with fairies in this one, not dwarves) revives her the first time. The second time, she dies from a dress that poisons her skin. They place her in a casket, drawn by a horse. A king's son (whom is now the king, as he has no father) races after the casket, and finally catches up with it. He falls in love with the girl inside (who is still only 12 at the most, and is still dead) and takes her home to mom.

One day, after keeping the casket in his room for months on end, he has to leave for a war. He instructs his mother, and two chambermaids to keep his true love (whom he calls wife...hmm... necrophilia and pedophiliac) clean and nice in his absence, least he find her ruined upon his return.

His mother scoffs at the idea, and neglects the girl until one day they receive a note saying the king is on his way home to his 'wife'. They panic, and find her in the chamber dust covered, and dirty. They attempt to clean her up, but in doing so, spot her dress. The maids are fearful of what the king will say, and try to take the dress off her, in order to have another made.

When they remove it, she wakes up, and the prince comes home, leaving them to be married happily ever after.

http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0709.html#crystalcasket

That's just... wrong. I think I found my vote for the raunchiest undertones.

Another Italian version labels it as The Young Slave: http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0709.html#youngslave
 
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