Which dude is the dumbest piece of white trash in the history of the GB?

Which dude is the most pathetic piece of white trash on Lit?


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Recidiva said:
Bet if I had friends I'd win.

I suck *kicks a can and eats some worms simultaneously to prove sadness*
What should make you even more despondent is that you and WyldFire are considered "dudes" in the context of this thread.

And if that really IS true, then it's only by the grace of your bountiful, boundless, bombastic bazoombas that I even maintain an erection in thinking about you. :p
 
Redneck_Cowboy said:
Relax, just relax.

I'm sure if we do a biggest bitch pole you win hands down. :rolleyes: :heart: :kiss: :rose:

Do you think?

Oh, I hope so!

Geisha won last time. *crosses her fingers*
 
IrezumiKiss said:
What should make you even more despondent is that you and WyldFire are considered "dudes" in the context of this thread.

And if that really IS true, then it's only by the grace of your bountiful, boundless, bombastic bazoombas that I even maintain an erection in thinking about you. :p

I am a conundrum, that's for sure.
 
Recidiva said:
It's amazing the things I learn about myself here!
So you and lt must have went round and round for him to put your name on the list.
He usually lists people on polls that he loses battles with :)
 
Cade Is Here said:
So you and lt must have went round and round for him to put your name on the list.
He usually lists people on polls that he loses battles with :)

I got a vote! I'm in the running!
 
Recidiva said:
I got a vote! I'm in the running!

I voted for you too, so its now a 3 way tie for 2nd place.

I don't see you catching Matt. Sorry.
 
bronzeage said:
I voted for you too, so its now a 3 way tie for 2nd place.

I don't see you catching Matt. Sorry.

Thank you.

You're sweet.

Want to share some of my worms? They're gummy.
 
bronzeage said:
Got any red ones?

Let me check...

I've got...

Long, slim, slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, Itty, bitty, fuzzy, wuzzy...

Yup! Here's some red, too.
 
Recidiva said:
Let me check...

I've got...

Long, slim, slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, Itty, bitty, fuzzy, wuzzy...

Yup! Here's some red, too.

I know its like M&M's, they all taste the same, but red ones look better when you smile.
 
bronzeage said:
I know its like M&M's, they all taste the same, but red ones look better when you smile.

Crap. THAT'S what I forgot to do. Try to look better.
 
Recidiva said:
I know what's attractive.
You would so turn me on so much...if you drank the orange juice while chewing the Oreos at the same time...then spit out the masticated, frothy, disgusting pulp and let it run down your chest, having the juice and chunks of cookie ooze over and around your pendulous mams.
 
Redneck_Cowboy said:
Before I vote does any of these clowns happen to live an a trailor park or sport a mullet?

Just me, but I didn't make the list.
 
Redneck_Cowboy said:
Before I vote does any of these clowns happen to live an a trailor park or sport a mullet?

I could lie and say I did. I really want to win.
 
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