Which Character from Red Dwarf would you chose to be??

Ahhhhhh shit...

:p
 
But...but...but

I woulda answered but for one thing..

What is Red Dwarf?

Short injuns?

Midgets with red hair???
 
An exploding Red Dwarf isn't that what Dixon swears created us all?
 
Ezzy...why Lister???

:p
 
lol I also love the cat he makes me laugh... but then so does that phrase "smeg off"
 
Kryten

You kiddin' me? I'd hook up my groinal attachement and go bar hopping. And you don't think Spare Heads 2 and 3 wouldn't come in handy in bed? I'd don't know a woman who wouldn't mind a couple extra tongues in action!

Red Dwarf is actually about to come on BBC America. Think I'll kick back and have a smeggin' good time!
 
"It's cold outside"

It has to be Lister. Who in their right mind would be Rimmer? If you included the shows then Ace Rimmer might be alright to be.

Aren't the books written by a duo called Grant & Naylor? As were the TV scripts.
 
OMG red dwarf is sooooo 1992, the year it ceased to be funny.
A white hole?
yes a black hole sucks time out of the universe, a white hole sends it back.
So what it is it?
im not sure but i think its a white hole.
A white hole?
yes a white hole.......etc
And then theres the classic "DONT EYEBALL ME GHANDI"
not forgeting "Bring me the skin diving suit with the bottom cut out and unleash the rampant wildebeast!!"
Also "what a way to out, killed by a 6 foot psycophathic curried man"
As far as i can remember that was the 5th or sixth series where they should of left it.
 
Sorry to disappoint you my Brit Wanker pal Ezzy...

:p
 
Smegma an interesting abeit somewhat disgusting substance found in the groinal folds of the unwashed and untidy. Totally natural but I wouldn't want to have it for breakfast.
 
Re: Kryten

christo said:
You kiddin' me? I'd hook up my groinal attachement and go bar hopping. And you don't think Spare Heads 2 and 3 wouldn't come in handy in bed? I'd don't know a woman who wouldn't mind a couple extra tongues in action!

Red Dwarf is actually about to come on BBC America. Think I'll kick back and have a smeggin' good time!

Smeghead :D
 
Lister, definitly

I mean lets face it how much easier can life get?? All you got to do in the morning is sort through your dirty clothes for the least soiled clothes and your ensemble is set for the day. Then there are all those currys to eat. Yumm!!!!!! And then there's Christine. Nuff said, Lister is the man!!!


And for those who choose to dislike Red Dwarf well..........SMEG OFF!!!!
 
Hollie the ship's computer or talkie toaster.

By the way I wonder how many of think Kryten is an American really cause wait for it he's not only a Brit but a Welshman to boot.
 
Re: Sorry to disappoint you my Brit Wanker pal Ezzy...

Siren said:
Yep the book writers are Grant and Naylor...who happen to be one person actually.


Actually, they're two people -- Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, who also write and produce the show. Grant Naylor is just the pair combining their names, and that's how it appears on the books.
 
the books say by "Grant Naylor"
*************
Grant Naylor is a gestalt entity occupying two bodies, one of which lives in north London, the other in south London. The product of a horribly botched genetic-engineering experiment, which took place in Manchester in the late fifties, they try to eke out two existances with only one mind. They attended the same school and the same university, but, for tax reasons, have completely different wives.

The first body is called Rob Grant, the second Doug Naylor. Among other things, they spent three years in the mid-eighties as head writers of Spitting Image; wrote Radio Four's award-winning series Son of Cliché; penned lyrics to a number-one single; and created and wrote Red Dwarf for BBC Television.

They have made a living variously by being icecream salesmen, shoe-shop assistants, and by attempting to sell dodgy life-assurance policies to friends. They also spent almost two years on the night shift loading paper into computer printers at a mail-order factory in Ardwick. They can still taste the cheese 'n' onion toasties.

Their favorite color is orange. Red Dwarf was an enormous bestseller when published as a Penguin paperback in 1989. Better Than Life is the not-very-long-awaited sequel.
*************

there... that was the "About the Author" thing from Better Than Life

and i'd be kryten... i wanna pick up radio stations with me left nipple!!
 
OUTSIDER said:
By the way I wonder how many of think Kryten is an American really cause wait for it he's not only a Brit but a Welshman to boot.
Yep, Robert Llewellyn. Currently doing a stint compereing Scrapheap Challenge on C4 (without the latex face.)

It's kind of interesting to see what these actors look like in real life. Like seeing Quark from DS9 turn up in Buffy the vampire slayer.

Another example of a Brit comedy, small cast, low budget struggling for a series or so, then getting a cult following.
 
If your a fan of the programme then you should see the out takes video's, they made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed me pant's.
 
Outtakes!!

OUTSIDER said:
If your a fan of the programme then you should see the out takes video's, they made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed me pant's.

They are damn funny!! The local PBS station showed them during a pledge drive, also offered them if you gave some much af a donation. Believe they were called "Smeg outs" and "Smeg ups".
 
Siren these would be the books:
Red dwarf
Better than life.
And Backwards, yes??
The first i read in the late 80s the last i bought in 1996 all of which bear no resemblance to the tv show.
 
Yes, Monkey boy....I believe those are dems...

:p
 
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