Which Authors’ Stories Do You Jerk Off To The Most?

[TadOverdon]

I "complete the act" frequently as I write. If I didn't, I'd be far too distracted.

Horny keeps me alert and focused. Complete, I want a sandwich and a nap.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I'm rather relieved to see so many other authors giving the same answer that fits me, too - my own. If it doesn't do something for me, how can I hope that it will do something for you, too?

A funny consequence to that. I spent a couple of years participating in the Survivor Challenge, where the point is to submit stories to as many different categories as possible over the course of a calendar year. Writing for new kinks broadened my self-pleasure horizons, too.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Writing for new kinks broadened my self-pleasure horizons, too.

Yes, I'm finding that, too. Stretching my boundaries becomes very... interesting .

 

[yowser]

Yes, I'm finding that, too. Stretching my boundaries becomes very... interesting .

The boundary stretching (in the writing mode) indeed can be highly educational. When one tries out a new kink in a story and exceeds one’s natural boundaries, the result can be an astonishingly ugly (but instructive) pratfall, still a learning experience. And it is never a sin try to think in someone else’s kink.

I became aware of the survivor challenge too late to ever be a participant (the ‘scoring system’ was indeed a Byzantine affair) but since early on I have had a goal of writing in as many different categories as possible (will never make all of them but have hit 22 of the 32.) The sexual horizon is so vast, there will never be a newly explored corner that cannot broaden my weltanschauung somehow. I would like to think that the practice of writing has taught me an erotic thing or two.

 

[Payne_Hall]

At first it felt like it would be somehow narcissistic to say “myself”, but I think that actually is an answer that would make sense for a lot of authors since it starts in their head and... you know. Just fantasizing with a purpose and all that.

Edited for a follow up question. If that’s the case, is writing a private thing for most authors or would you just write a scene while sitting in an airport terminal during a layover?

 

[jack30341]

At first it felt like it would be somehow narcissistic to say “myself”, but I think that actually is an answer that would make sense for a lot of authors since it starts in their head and... you know. Just fantasizing with a purpose and all that.

Edited for a follow up question. If that’s the case, is writing a private thing for most authors or would you just write a scene while sitting in an airport terminal during a layover?

One time I got an idea while getting on a plane in Atlanta, and I started typing it into my notes app on my phone. I didn't stop until arrival in Fort Lauderdale. Fellow passengers had to have figured I was insane.

 

[Haulover]

...Edited for a follow up question. If that’s the case, is writing a private thing for most authors or would you just write a scene while sitting in an airport terminal during a layover?

That's actually exactly where I've written a LOT of scenes.

(Pre-Covid) i travel for business anything between 1 and 3 times a month. So I bought one of those screens that restricts people from reading your screen when viewing from the side. I've done a lot of writing while in airports and while on business flights.

 

[ElectricBlue]

At first it felt like it would be somehow narcissistic to say “myself”, but I think that actually is an answer that would make sense for a lot of authors since it starts in their head and... you know. Just fantasizing with a purpose and all that.

Edited for a follow up question. If that’s the case, is writing a private thing for most authors or would you just write a scene while sitting in an airport terminal during a layover?

Writing is a private place for me. I couldn't do it distracted by people.

 

[Payne_Hall]

See, this is why I asked! I’ve used the phone app, too, because there’s just not much happening during the flight or while waiting and Atlanta really is kind of dull at times.

 

[TadOverdon]

I used to write in airport lounges and hotel rooms and Starbucks a lot until the pandemic. I'm getting back to doing that as I'm traveling a little for work again.

 

[Trionyx]

To be honest, while I enjoy reading erotica stories, including those of the stroke type, I rarely use them for this purpose. If I want stimulation material, I look for something visual.

To the extent there is an author on whom I have depended to a greater degree for this purpose, it would have to be me, since I've spent a lot more time around my own writing than that of others. Also, like I think some other writers, the process of writing an erotic scene is often a much more erotic experience than reading a finished story, no matter how good it is.

I also find the "tease and titillation" portion of a story as stimulating as, if not more stimulating than, the sex scene itself -- as when clothing is being removed, or fingers are exploring another body for the first time, or when a character is experiencing a new, unusual sensation for the first time. I tend to get more aroused by the stories of authors who take their time with this portion of the story.

I tend to agree. I actually like the story, the tale that is told almost as much as the sex. In my stories the sex is part of the whole story but isn’t the be all and end all of the story. I can’t imagine jerking off to one of them. Sex is there, but it isn’t the primary focus.

 

[Voboy]

I'll write anywhere I've got a keyboard, because the one thing I can't do is compose on a touchscreen.

I can, and have, written stories in my in-laws' living room with all of them present, during breaks at work, while actively working, and at my kids' karate place. More often than not, I compose on my couch with my whole family in the room.

Nobody's ever been any the wiser.

 

[TryAnything]

My own, of course!



I write as much to excite myself as anything, exploring things that I have or I'd like (maybe) to experience. Since I'm writing about my own fantasies, it would be hard for anyone else to top the excitement quotient that I can generate myself.

 

[KeithD]

As apparently with most responding here, my answer would be "my own," in the conception phase as well as he writing--and sometimes in a long-delayed rereading. For some reason I can visualize the scene better when I'm writing it than I can from reading what someone else has written.

 

[TadOverdon]

As apparently with most responding here, my answer would be "my own," in the conception phase as well as he writing--and sometimes in a long-delayed rereading. For some reason I can visualize the scene better when I'm writing it than I can from reading what someone else has written.

I think this is why maybe this question should be "Which other authors...etc."

Because the psychology and process of getting off on one's own fantasy and on the written words of another is different. Words are conventional symbols, as some good writer has said. I bring the naive reader's response to decoding someone else's words; my imagination provides much of the experience and it is not the experience of the person who wrote those words.

When I write, there is more going on in my brain than I put down on paper. There has to be. Writing is selection and winnowing. My arousal as I write results therefore from so much more than the words that wind up on the page. In short, I have an unfair advantage on myself.

 

[Erlikkhan]

An interesting question, but one that needs context. For example, is it considered jerking off if you choke the chicken but don't spill the seed? In that case every story I read, but I seldom reach nirvana, even when I write. My lucky wife is often the receptacle for my unfinished orgasms. That being said, I have read a few stories here that had me spewing all over the wall and floor. I can't remember the authors or the titles. I should put them in favorites, but I never do.

On another topic, I wonder how many times you have to masturbate before you go blind? My optometrist swears that's not why my eyes are getting worse, but I'm not so sure...

 

[TryAnything]

On another topic, I wonder how many times you have to masturbate before you go blind? My optometrist swears that's not why my eyes are getting worse, but I'm not so sure...

I'm having trouble seeing what you mean...