Where's The Sex?

[carverII]

Ever have one of those days that all you want to do is latch on to the first piece of human flesh that walks your way and just get too nasty for words?

Damn I got it bad today and masturbating is not going to solve it!!!

 

[carverII]

Bump Bump

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

You bumped your topic 16 minutes after you first posted it?

 

[MaiusImperium]

No, it's a trick of the light. It's all a conspiracy.

I KNOW NOTHING.

 

[carverII]

You bumped your topic 16 minutes after you first posted it?

I'm desperate though!

 

[carverII]

bump this fucker

 

[Tuomas]

Ever have one of those days that all you want to do is latch on to the first piece of human flesh that walks your way and just get too nasty for words?

I think you should do some chemical analysis on your coffee... you never know what someone might have put in it

 

[carverII]

I think you should do some chemical analysis on your coffee... you never know what someone might have put in it

yeah I know

 

[VickyCummings]

is there any point to this thread at all besides asking for a quick fuck?

 

[Tuomas]

Yes, well, in college there was this guy who shared an apartment with four other guys. They were really nice people, all of them upperclassmen, and he was a feshman and needed a lot of help. They introduced him to clubs, and some girls At home, they offered to cook, since he did not know -in exchange for him washing the dishes. They regularly organized parties there, with a lot of people, so they all had fun for pretty much the entire semester.

Anyway, the guy developed some lower back pain that he couldn't explain. It could appear some times, and vanish after a day. But, it was getting steadily worse, and he was starting to have trouble sitting down. He decided to go see a doctor.

The doctor found the condition rather odd, not having seen something like that before. He had the student undress, and lay face-down on the exam table. After a couple of seconds he looks up at the kid and asks him if he's gay. The kid replies in the negative. The doctor draws some blood, and tells him to come back in the afternoon.

Turns out, the kid was being drugged by his flatmates, who would then rape him two or three times a week. Since he was unconcious, he didn't remember the episodes; just the pain in his backside.

So, yes; look into your coffee situation. Nice people are usually nice because they are hiding something

 

[carverII]

is there any point to this thread at all besides asking for a quick fuck?

nope, I'm cheap that way.

 

[Tuomas]

is there any point to this thread at all besides asking for a quick fuck?

For some guys, that's the breadth and width of their life ambition... So, I guess that is important enough to start a topic?

 

[dragonrazor]

um....where are the pop starlets, girls in fukus, and barely dressed furries?