Where's the Party????

[Eumenides]

RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got the maracas, the penis man, and the tequila sunrise. C'mon over!

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

They're in your pants, remember?

Come a little closer, sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nora]

Didja remember to hire the strippers this time?

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

Actually, its here:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=108867

 

[Eumenides]

Didja remember to hire the strippers this time?

I AM the stripper.

And Emerald, Gimme some of those ciggies and I'll touch you all over!

Okay, the party is beginning. I am now drunkenly singing "Underneath your Clothes" and stripping them off as I go.

 

[Nora]

Anyone have a wad of cash I can borrow?

 

[HeavyStick]

*gets out webcam for streaming video*

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Now I am stripping, smoking, touching Emerald, and performing for the camera.

I am one big multitaskin' babe!!!!!!!

 

[HeavyStick]

be sure to smile at the webcam ocassionally

 

[Eumenides]

be sure to smile at the webcam ocassionally

I smile all the time.

Getting drunk.

I shwear I only had free djrinks....

 

[HeavyStick]

I smile all the time.

Getting drunk.

I shwear I only had free djrinks....

*gets out plenty of cigs and djrinks*

hmmmm would a brass pole or a mirror on the floor be out of the question?

 

[Eumenides]

*gets out plenty of cigs and djrinks*

hmmmm would a brass pole or a mirror on the floor be out of the question?

Nothinks out of the queshtion...This ish fantashy, ya know.

I'm not even really drunk.

 

[Nora]

Hey baby! Can ya play "La Bamba" on those Maracas?? *leers and holds out a $50*

 

[Eumenides]

Hey baby! Can ya play "La Bamba" on those Maracas?? *leers and holds out a $50*

No, but I can shake the maracas if you play La Bamba.

And I'll wear pasties and a thong made out of mexican jumping beans...

 

[HeavyStick]

mmmm jumping beans

 

[Eumenides]

mmmm jumping beans

Jumping beans in that area are a blessing in disguise.

 

[Nora]

No, but I can shake the maracas if you play La Bamba.

And I'll wear pasties and a thong made out of mexican jumping beans...

*mental note: Send Eumenides jumping beans for xmas*

 

[Eumenides]

*mental note: Send Eumenides jumping beans for xmas*

BTW...what's that little critter on your breast?

 

[HeavyStick]

Jumping beans in that area are a blessing in disguise.

not really much of a disguise... but if you like things jumping on you...

 

[Eumenides]

not really much of a disguise... but if you like things jumping on you...

Are you a jumping bean?

 

[Nora]

BTW...what's that little critter on your breast?

you mean...uh. that's NOT your hand? Eep!

 

[HeavyStick]

that is a racial slur and yes i know some mexicans