Where's that Naughty Elf?

[Eumenides]

I need an elfing right about now, or I'm going to be bitchy. Oh, wait, I already am.

 

[Nora]

You already are, but I lubs you for it anyway.

If you want, I could log back in as "Morty the Chanukah Troll"? Doesn't have the same ring to it, though...

 

[Eumenides]

You already are, but I lubs you for it anyway.

If you want, I could log back in as "Morty the Chanukah Troll"? Doesn't have the same ring to it, though...

How about Yente the Matchmaker?

 

[theGatsby]

hmmmm I'm not Jewish, not at all elfish, but I have been known to be naughty.

 

[Eumenides]

*Sigh*

I don't feel at all naughty. Just pissy and bitchy and moany. Not the good kind of moany, either. Yes, I'm whining. You don't like it? Don't read it.

I need an attitude adjustment.

 

[DéjàNu]

*Sigh*

I need an attitude adjustment.

What kind of garage do that?

 

[Eumenides]

What kind of garage do that?

I looked it up in the yellow pages, but found nothing.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I like that little elf. Send her around this a-way if you find her.

 

[Naughty Elf]

Hugs, sings a little song, pampers you. Cheer up, Eumenides.
I YOU.

 

[Nora]

Hugs, sings a little song, pampers you. Cheer up, Eumenides.
I YOU.

But the real question is do you do windows?

 

[Naughty Elf]

But the real question is do you do windows?

Heck NO!

 

[tortoise]

Take it out on this...

 

[Nora]

Heck NO!

Well now, then I guess you'll have to cheer her up with lots and lots of sex. *nodsnods*

Which sucks, cuz that means I just got stuck with the windows.


Hey Tortoise? Mind if I borrow that while Emoodie's off cleaning house?

 

[tortoise]

Hey Tortoise? Mind if I borrow that while Emoodie's off cleaning house?

Knock yerself out!

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Do elves like sex?

 

[Ginny]

for Eumenides when she's finished being domestic and all:

this should cheer ya up!

mmmm Crawfish Dicky!

 

[Naughty Elf]

Do elves like sex?

This elf does.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

This elf does.

A cute little elf too.

 

[tswyk]

Hello, LTGR!!

 

[Eumenides]

Ginny gave me a crawfish with a dicky! YAY! Can i pet it?

Thanks, tortoise, I will save it for a later date. I took my agression out on dishes and microwaves. Well, only one microwave.

Naughty Elf, I you too. Better come around cheering me up with sex! lol

Nora *insert sappy mumbojumbo about how much i love ya here*

Everyone else...thanks for bearing my mood!

I'm better now, thanks.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Hello, LTGR!!

Hello t

How are you?

 

[Naughty Elf]

Naughty Elf, I you too. Better come around cheering me up with sex! lol

I'll see if Santa will lend me his sleigh. Then I will be right over.

 

[tswyk]

Hello t

How are you?

I've been waaaay too busy, but looking forward to a nice weekend.

honey -

 

[Bluesboy2]

Naughty Elf

Youre a very nice elf. What do you want for Xmas? No matter what you say Im gonna give you a spanking. I am curious though.

 

[Eumenides]

I'll see if Santa will lend me his sleigh. Then I will be right over.

Woohoo! Bet it's tough to maneuver the sleigh without a phonebook and platform shoes.