Where's Purple Haze?

[TN_Vixen]

I miss the joker.

Doesn't it suck to work the day after Thanksgiving? I'd like to be cuddled up in my bed under my big down comforter reading John Irving's new novel.. "The Fourth Hand".

Of course, I can think of many other things I'd like to be doing right now but... being in bed with Irving is the closest reality.

We are the only people in the entire office complex who is working today. I feel for KM today - Wallyworld on the biggest shopping day has to suck.

Good time for a lit cluster-fuck I say. heh

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't feel for KM today. One of the very pleasurable side-effects of my new medication is that I've been fucked in the head and had to be "retail" sidelined. I am on a leave of abscence. My happy ass is sitting at home feeling bad for Angel, Samauri and the other poor slobs who didn't escape the fate that was in store for me.

I'm not even going outside until the sale time closes down. *shudders in fear*

The deals can be good, but not that good.

 

[Mistress]

Ugh I gotta head to work in a couple hours too Cringes

 

[Problem Child]

I drugged him and while he was asleep I heat-shrunk him down to two feel tall and then I fiberglassed him and painted him up like a garden gnome.

I sold him at a yardsale for $3.95 and now he is guarding begonias somewhere in Pasadena.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Check the other place.

*snickers* Tickles my funnybone to call that place the other place when normally at that place we call this place the other place and we never actually mention that place at this place because well, this place just doesn't refer to that place as often as that place likes to talk about this place as the other place.

 

[TN_Vixen]

one of the pleasurable side-effects?

you mean there's more than one?

I can remember working in retail during the Christmas holi-mania. Glad you get to escape it this year.

PC- that was very entertaining. Now give him back you phag.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I tried the other place

a little while ago and it wouldn't load the page. I heard there was a bunch of other place people talking about this place being the other place and all. humph I miss all the good stuff.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

ok, what's this "other place" business all about?

 

[Problem Child]

Re: one of the pleasurable side-effects?

you mean there's more than one?

I can remember working in retail during the Christmas holi-mania. Glad you get to escape it this year.

PC- that was very entertaining. Now give him back you phag.

The mere fact that a have a huge pulsating erection while thinking about you and typing this proves I'm not a phag, you dyke.

 

[TN_Vixen]

it proves nothing

other than how dexterous (sp?) you are with your hands.

Pulsing erection nonwithstanding.

 

[Problem Child]

Well, since I'm a phag and you seem unimpressed by my turgidity, I think you need to get your ass down to Dayton and show HKBJ what a real woman can do. He needs some cheering up, you know.

 

[TN_Vixen]

see?

oh how that hurts. How easily you pass me off to another. I think you just want me to go to Dayton to check out HK's turgid pulsating cock. Yeah, that's it isn't it? You make me fucking sick. And here I believed you all this time - sending me those emails where you understood the freak in me. I bought that double detractable dildo with the foot long attachment with the utter unfallable belief you intended to instruct me on its use.. but but but.. now I SEE. You wanted it for you and your phag lover-boy.

*sob*

 

[Problem Child]

Oh...we seem to have some miscommunication here. I thought you bought that thingy to try and bring me back over to the straight side. I've been waiting by the phone all these months with plane ticket gripped in my sweaty greasy palm, waiting for the call that never came. I yearned for the sweet beckoning of your voice "PC...come to Tennesse and fuck your Vixen...I'll show you how nice pussy is and you'll never go back to boys". But the call never came, and I fell back into my sordid life of unprotected sex with hundreds of faceless men. Shit.

And now I find out you really do want me. All this after gave up on you redecorated my bedroom from Marlboro Man western traditional to a Judy Garland theme complete with pink taffeta drapes. Fuck. Just fuck.

 

[TN_Vixen]

pink taffeta? *gasp* Your problem is much more complex than I imagined. Even I with my vise-like gripping dripping pussy cannot heal you now. Even I with my large breasts with prominent nipples, even I who would beg to suck your cock, even I who would groan at the feel of your hot sperm splashing across my tits and dripping onto my belly. Even I who would never say "no" to anything sexual, even I cannot help you now.

But I have a great hairbow that would look perfectly marvelous with pastel pink ruffles and saddle shoes.

 

[Problem Child]

tease.

 

[TN_Vixen]

but I really do have a hairbow. No shit!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Um.... oooooooooohhhkay. I think I'll just go discuss NFL with Cheffie again. I'm feeling like the only "guy" here.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm not gay anymore. It was just temporary.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'm not gay anymore. It was just temporary.

Thats not what you said last night, bitch.

Oh and Muff, how are dem Fudgepackers?

 

[Problem Child]

stop looking at my ass, bitch.

 

[Purple Haze]

While everyone else has been eating turkey and watching the Cowboys lose, I've been buttfucking dwarfs in a cornfield not far from here. Thank god for kneepads. Can anybody here tell me why KY jelly comes in such small containers? There should be a family-size version, like you see at Sam's Place.

 

[LRC]

Ok .. cut it out .....

I just stopped laughing from the PC / TNVixen exchange and now you've got me laughing again...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cheffie... *shakes head* I can ride to nearly anyplace in the world for free. I can kick your ass from hell to breakfast. Let's do some basic logic here.