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Know, O Vizir (God be good to you!), that this post, concerns the bejewelled physique of that most Praiseworthy Woman, Deborator II. When Shaykh Nefzawi described the perfect woman in his 'Perfumed Garden', he was referring, of course, to Shweet Debwa: "With cheek of perfect oval, she will have an elegant nose and a graceful mouth; lips and tongue vermilion; her breath will be of pleasant odour, her throat long, her neck strong, her bust and her belly large; her breasts must be full and firm, her belly in good proportion, and her navel well-developed and marked; the lower part of her belly is to be large..." Sound familiar? Of all the women you have ever met, learned gentlemen, have any had quite as delighfully fragranced a breath as Deborator II? And, oh God her strong neck!!! I've seen her pull down 200 year old trees with that neck. And I STILL wake up in a sweat dreaming about that great vermilion tongue she has flapping around her mouth.
I must admit, though, that I'm surprised that, when quoting from 'Prescriptions for increasing the Dimensions of Small Members and making them splendid', Ms Deb did not mention some of the other fine Viagra style remedies of Arabian yore:
"A fourth remedy is based upon the use made of leeches, but only of such as live in water. You put as many of them into a bottle as can be got in, and fill it up with oil. Then expose the bottle to the sun, until the heat of the same has effected a complete mixture. With the fluid thus obtained the member is to be rubbed several consecutive days, and it will, by being thus treated, become of a good size and of full dimensions."
Worked wonders for me last Christmas.
"For another procedure I will here note the use of an ass's member. Procure one and boil it, together with onions and a large quantity of corn. With this dish feed fowls, which you eat afterwards..."
If you're interested in trying this second remedy out, I know that Lasher has a big hairy ass and that Debs knows where to get her hands on some chickens.
http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/stories/wmr_h_222_g0.shtml
A clucking good read.
RS
I must admit, though, that I'm surprised that, when quoting from 'Prescriptions for increasing the Dimensions of Small Members and making them splendid', Ms Deb did not mention some of the other fine Viagra style remedies of Arabian yore:
"A fourth remedy is based upon the use made of leeches, but only of such as live in water. You put as many of them into a bottle as can be got in, and fill it up with oil. Then expose the bottle to the sun, until the heat of the same has effected a complete mixture. With the fluid thus obtained the member is to be rubbed several consecutive days, and it will, by being thus treated, become of a good size and of full dimensions."
Worked wonders for me last Christmas.
"For another procedure I will here note the use of an ass's member. Procure one and boil it, together with onions and a large quantity of corn. With this dish feed fowls, which you eat afterwards..."
If you're interested in trying this second remedy out, I know that Lasher has a big hairy ass and that Debs knows where to get her hands on some chickens.
http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/stories/wmr_h_222_g0.shtml
A clucking good read.
RS
