Where's Bush when you need him?

[p_p_man]

Is he still talking to cattle?

Or has he progressed to humans?

Has he passed his communication skills test?

Or is he still stuck on how to say moo effectively?

When are they going to let him out on the world stage again?

Where's Bush when you need him?

 

[morninggirl5]

I didn't miss you bad enough to deal with this!

 

[p_p_man]

HA! SO THERE!

 

[Laurel]

He's on vacation.



Hey, it's HARD having to work 6-hour days for 9 months in a row.

 

[morninggirl5]

You're telling me. It's amazing how tired you can be.


(When did he become a teacher, did I miss something?)

 

[p_p_man]

He's on vacation.

Yeah I know, he's off somewhere talking to cows...

 

[lavender]

 

[miles]

Oh, jeez

Here comes more flotsam from across the pond.

British Bush bashing becomes bloody boring.

Yer mother is a hamster, and yer father smelt of eldeberries.

 

[morninggirl5]

Miles,

That av makes me laugh everytime I see it.


(can you find a similar one for p_p_man, he really needs a new one)

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Oh, jeez

Here comes more flotsam from across the pond.

British Bush bashing becomes bloody boring.

Yer mother is a hamster, and yer father smelt of eldeberries.

Bush lover are we miles?

 

[miles]

Pee Pee

Not a Bush lover at all. I think he's a douche bag. My comment was directed at your compulsive bashing of the U.S.

Good God, man. We hear this stuff all the time. Fill us in on some of the juicy gossip and political scandal in the UK. Like, when was the last time Prince Phil buggered some commoner? Or Fergie taking on a dozen drunken Cockney's in a local pub? Or how the Queen Mum at 101 is really going in for a boob job?

Cheerio, and all that.

 

[miles]

morninggirl5

Thank ya, honeychild.

His name was Ben Turpin. He was a silent film star, but I remember seeing him in Laurel & Hardy shorts. He was always pissed off at the boys, and when he got really mad he raised one eyebrow which made his face even more fucked up.

 

[p_p_man]

LOL

I'd love to fill in with some dirt on the UK but there's not a lot around (or it's kept well hidden).

PP (Prince Philip- well I suppose that's my cover blown now) is well known to have sexual affairs all over the place.

It's widely thought that Prince Andrew is not his son but the son of the Queen's chief groom. That was from one of the national newspaper "royal watchers" and was announced on TV with no comeback from the palace. By the way chief groom in this case is Lord someone or other (I can't remember the name).

Again widely understood that Prince Edward is gay.

So you see there ain't nothing I can talk about of any interest. If you hear of anything though please post it...

 

[Laurel]

Miles,

That av makes me laugh everytime I see it.

I love that avatar.

 

[swtbethie]

Bush is hiding under his desk waiting for Cheney to tell him what to do.

 

[Markov Cain]

If he worked 14 hours a day he'd be there too much Laurel and Lavy...

They should thank thier stars that he's not working harder to polish his skills and push his agenda.

They just don't know when they are ahead.

 

[rambling man]

Me and my buddies went cow tipping a few times, and occasionally even talked to them...now we are doctors, lawyers and have other kinds of higher education

This just shows how far an affinity with cows can take you in America....you Brits just wouldn't understand!

 

[p_p_man]

Me and my buddies went cow tipping a few times, and occasionally even talked to them...now we are doctors, lawyers and have other kinds of higher education

This just shows how far an affinity with cows can take you in America....you Brits just wouldn't understand!

I dunno though. We've got a Prince who's next in line to the throne who talks to plants, hugs trees and sings to weeds.

Don't you wonder I think we should dump this lot and bring in a new Royal Family!

 

[WriterDom]

Don't you wonder I think we should dump this lot and bring in a new Royal Family!

Privatize, don't socialize. Drop the royal family and bring in Disney. You are supposed to be learning from America, remember?

 

[shadowsource]

Cow Tipping in the UK

Actually, I heard in the 80s about a prefab "rural" English community named Milton Keynes, where designers had placed concrete cows to give the transplanted urban youth a sense of nature. They swiftly and intuitively tipped them over....

 

[Closet Desire]

Oh...I dunno...

...there's plenty of dirt and it isn't hiding. Just ask the people outside Ealing Broadway last night.

Who's worried about missile defense systems when someone can park a high-explosive Saab in the centre of the capital?

 

[p_p_man]

Whether it's dirt or not I don't know...

...but the whole situation with the Good Friday Agreement has become more and more confusing as time goes by.

I can understand the Loyalists' strong condemnation of the IRA for not giving up their guns even though the Loyalists have conceded point after point.

But what I don't understand is exactly why the IRA aren't keeping to their side of the bargain.

And now we have the car bombs back in London ostensibly left by the Real IRA, the dissident break away group.

Are the IRA keeping their weapons because they can foresee an internal war between themselves and the breakaway group?

That's the only explanation I can think of at the moment. So if there is going to be a power struggle between the two we can expect more bombs and more killings in the future.

I also find it difficult to accept the British Government's denial that they know who the members of the Real IRA are. After years of fighting the "official" group and with infiltration as deep as it went they must have at least some idea.

Or maybe they don't want to do anything about them because a conflict between the two groups can only lead to a weakened Republican side.

It may not be dirt but it's beginning to look dirty...

 

[Young Knave]

Re: LOL

I'd love to fill in with some dirt on the UK but there's not a lot around (or it's kept well hidden).

PP (Prince Philip- well I suppose that's my cover blown now) is well known to have sexual affairs all over the place.

It's widely thought that Prince Andrew is not his son but the son of the Queen's chief groom. That was from one of the national newspaper "royal watchers" and was announced on TV with no comeback from the palace. By the way chief groom in this case is Lord someone or other (I can't remember the name).

Again widely understood that Prince Edward is gay.

So you see there ain't nothing I can talk about of any interest. If you hear of anything though please post it...

Speaking of illigitimate children and royal scandals, has anyone figured out over in the UK that Diana's youngest isn't the true offspring of Prince Charlie. I mean it's blatently obvious, with his firey red hair and his resemblance to Colonel Whats-his-face. No DNA test necessary there. I'm not much of a royal watcher, but even I have been able to figure out this one.

Or is everyone over there just too embaressed to talk about it? Definately a possible scandal in the making.

 

[p_p_man]

I must admit...

...I've never really noticed but if he isn't, keeping it hidden isn't so much a question of embarrassment (witness the revelations I made above), but rather a question of any scandal involving the Royals is so heavily protected it only leaks out (if at all) over a long period of time.

But you've got me curious now. I'll look around a bit and see if I can find anything on the net about it.

Wouldn't surprise me though...

 

[Young Knave]

I wish I could remember the cat's name, but his affair with Lady Di received quite a lot of press. I remember he was a military officer, red hair, and possessed an uncanny resemblance to Di's youngest.