Where Will Trump Seek Asylum?

Where Will Trump Seek Asylum?


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He’ll soon no longer be the useful idiot henceforth will have nowhere to go but home, and by home I mean jail.
 
Trump's connections with the Sultan of Brunei, another hotel chain owner (the Dorchester Collection, including the Beverley Hills Hotel, scene of many a Trump tryst) and totalitarian monarch of a tropical, out-of-the-way country, might be looked into as providing a more hospitable environment for Trump to move to, build his own hotel and establish a media outlet, than any of those offered in the poll. It would be wise for his three oldest children to move out of country for a while too. The Kushners to Israel. Donny Jr. and Eric to Abu Dhabi.
 
In the unlikely event President Trump doesn't win re-election, he'll initially split his time between his $160 million Mar-a-Lago Florida estate and his Trump International resort in Scotland overseeing the construction of his second golf course in Aberdeenshire.
 
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If Trump loses and scurries off to some country with no extradition agreement with the U.S., it would be one of the only reasons I would support the threat of a unilateral use of force in order to secure his return.

If I had to pick one though, it would be Russia, because.....duuuuhhh.
 
He won't go to Russia. They have no use for him.

I can't think of any other country, they see him as a pariah.
 
In the unlikely event President Trump doesn't win re-election, he'll initially split his time between his $160 million Mar-a-Lago Florida estate and his Trump International resort in Scotland overseeing the construction of his second golf course in Aberdeenshire.

You mean until his creditors come calling for repayment.
 
I suppose he ends up in S. Arabia.

MBS owes Trump one for not pursuing the assassination of American national Jamal Khashoggi.

And Biden won't quibble. We still need MBS to buy arms and, to some extent, their oil.
 
I’m sure that there are several asylums that will take him.
 
In the unlikely event President Trump doesn't win re-election, he'll initially split his time between his $160 million Mar-a-Lago Florida estate and his Trump International resort in Scotland overseeing the construction of his second golf course in Aberdeenshire.


You mean that Scottish golf resort that is building the wall to mitigate problems due to sea level rise?


Build that wall!
 
Trump's connections with the Sultan of Brunei, another hotel chain owner (the Dorchester Collection, including the Beverley Hills Hotel, scene of many a Trump tryst) and totalitarian monarch of a tropical, out-of-the-way country, might be looked into as providing a more hospitable environment for Trump to move to, build his own hotel and establish a media outlet, than any of those offered in the poll. It would be wise for his three oldest children to move out of country for a while too. The Kushners to Israel. Donny Jr. and Eric to Abu Dhabi.

Where do you suppose he’ll get the money to do that? His taps have all dried up.
 
Where do you suppose he’ll get the money to do that? His taps have all dried up.

Again, why I suggest Brunei. The sultan has money to burn on whatever toys and babbles he wants (he officially is $10 billion wealthier than the king of Saudi Arabia). And he likes to rub noses in that. Acquiring Trump as a babble to show "just because I can and do what I like" to cause teeth gnashing is right up his alley.
 
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Again, why I suggest Brunei. The sultan has money to burn on whatever toys and babbles he wants (he officially is $10 billion wealthier than the king of Saudi Arabia). And he likes to rub noses in that. Acquiring Trump as a babble to show "just because I can and do what I like" to cause teeth gnashing is right up his alley.

I guess he could do the reverse Jabba - Princess Leia scene and keep Trump on a leash at his feet.
 
With his lover in North Korea?
He will find himself stopped of his assets then shot
Sounds ok
 
He can crash on Rodman’s couch and hang out with Rocketman.
 
I suppose he ends up in S. Arabia.

MBS owes Trump one for not pursuing the assassination of American national Jamal Khashoggi.

And Biden won't quibble. We still need MBS to buy arms and, to some extent, their oil.

Saudi Arabia owns both men and parties.
 
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