Where to find a discontinued Fleshlight?

[quarb]

Hello everybody. I was hoping someone might know of a reputable online shop that sells discontinued models of Fleshlights? I suppose I waited too long before finally ordering one of the blamed things -- the officially website is only listing the two flesh tones and the clear model now

"What colors are currently available?
Pink, Mocha, and Ice (clear) are the currently manufactured colors. Gold, Lavender, and Chocolate have been discontinued."

I'm sure I'd be perfectly content with a normal fleshtoned one, but I had my little heart set on the lavender one. Any ideas?

 

[Legenda]

Hello everybody. I was hoping someone might know of a reputable online shop that sells discontinued models of Fleshlights? I suppose I waited too long before finally ordering one of the blamed things -- the officially website is only listing the two flesh tones and the clear model now

"What colors are currently available?
Pink, Mocha, and Ice (clear) are the currently manufactured colors. Gold, Lavender, and Chocolate have been discontinued."

I'm sure I'd be perfectly content with a normal fleshtoned one, but I had my little heart set on the lavender one. Any ideas?

Find a nice used one on eBay!

 

[killallhippies]

here's a suggestion: die.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I like KAH's suggestion.

 

[quarb]

Sadly, eBay is only listing the pinkies and I remembered to take my medication this morning...

 

[1hotbabe]

Maybe you can find a used one for sale.

 

[HeavyStick]

Try craigslist.

If that doesn't work, hang a fifty out of your zipper and you might get lucky.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Why not just spring for an entire rubber lady??

 

[Faneros]

Hello everybody. I was hoping someone might know of a reputable online shop that sells discontinued models of Fleshlights? I suppose I waited too long before finally ordering one of the blamed things -- the officially website is only listing the two flesh tones and the clear model now

"What colors are currently available?
Pink, Mocha, and Ice (clear) are the currently manufactured colors. Gold, Lavender, and Chocolate have been discontinued."

I'm sure I'd be perfectly content with a normal fleshtoned one, but I had my little heart set on the lavender one. Any ideas?

A used Fleshlight? Oy vey....

 

[great lover]

Instead, you can buy a brand new FLASHLIGHT at WALMART.

 

[killallhippies]

I like KAH's suggestion.

let's hope he takes it.

 

[quarb]

I should probably quantify that one. I don't want used, it's just that they don't make the one I wanted anymore. I'm just vaguely hoping there's a shop somewhere with an old stockpile of the things laying around.

 

[Raidho]

Instead, you can buy a brand new FLASHLIGHT at WALMART.

Newsflash, you should learn to read, Mr. Lover.

Buying from E-bay? Ewww.

That's like the glory-holes of used sex toys. Literally.

 

[1hotbabe]

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/fleshlight-lavender-anus.htm

http://www.brassboys.co.uk/fleshlights_and_fleshlight_inserts/uk_fleshlights_and_fleshlight_inserts.php

Here's a couple of sites that have lavender.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

let's hope he takes it.

I'm not that lucky. But maybe he'll get his dick stuck in a hot pink fleshlight.

 

[Raidho]

Hello everybody. I was hoping someone might know of a reputable online shop that sells discontinued models of Fleshlights? I suppose I waited too long before finally ordering one of the blamed things -- the officially website is only listing the two flesh tones and the clear model now

"What colors are currently available?
Pink, Mocha, and Ice (clear) are the currently manufactured colors. Gold, Lavender, and Chocolate have been discontinued."

I'm sure I'd be perfectly content with a normal fleshtoned one, but I had my little heart set on the lavender one. Any ideas?

If I had a penis, I'd be all about the mocha.

Hell, who am I kidding? I'm always all about the mocha.

 

[great lover]

Newsflash, you should learn to read, Mr. Lover.

Buying from E-bay? Ewww.

That's like the glory-holes of used sex toys. Literally.

I was pulling his chain, Mr Raidho.

 

[Raidho]

I was pulling his chain, Mr Raidho.

You're soliciting penis pictures from me again, aren't you?

 

[quarb]

That'll do the trick. Thanks much!

 

[great lover]

You're soliciting penis pictures from me again, aren't you?

 

[Anne08]

What's a fleshlight?

 

[Raidho]

What's a fleshlight?

http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=20532

 

[1hotbabe]

What's a fleshlight?

http://www.fleshlight.com/byo.php

Go watch the video...

 

[miles]

I'm not that lucky. But maybe he'll get his dick stuck in a hot pink fleshlight.

They make 'em in hot pink?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Hello everybody. I was hoping someone might know of a reputable online shop that sells discontinued models of Fleshlights? I suppose I waited too long before finally ordering one of the blamed things -- the officially website is only listing the two flesh tones and the clear model now

"What colors are currently available?
Pink, Mocha, and Ice (clear) are the currently manufactured colors. Gold, Lavender, and Chocolate have been discontinued."

I'm sure I'd be perfectly content with a normal fleshtoned one, but I had my little heart set on the lavender one. Any ideas?

Just a reminder, used condoms are prolly cheaper than new ones. More flavorful too I would guess.