Where the hell is Sven when you need him?

[Calamity Jane]

I need a massage. Flat on a table...towel coverin my ass...hot oil...strong hands...soft music...dim lighting...

Next time I decide to refence my entire pasture in less than 4 hours, please please please either shoot me or tie me to a chair and force me to post on Lit instead.

 

[Starblayde]

In Dubai, coaching the England Team...

duh!