Where the heck is Emerald_eyed?

[ma_guy]

Hey E_e! It's Monday. I've been driving around out here in the cornfields for 12 hours now. Turn the front porch light on so I can find you!

 

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[ma_guy]

Hmmm.. Can't see anything from up here in Mason City!

LMAO

 

[cycleman]

If you could use one of those airport beacons it would be easier.Of course if I have to drive for 2 hours you should spray your perfume into a fan. I have a tracking beacon in my nose for good smelling perfume!!

 

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[ma_guy]

Head west young man, head west!!!

Head west??? Holy shit! There are still places west of here??????

Keep spraying the perfume though.. The smell of manure is pretty strong in this state! Moooooo!

 

[cycleman]

hmmmmmmmm cycle sniffs the air for that sexy fragrance floating with the gentle summer air. Damn humidity must be clogging my senses again!! Oppppps forgot alergic to ragweed! Achoooooo

 

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[ma_guy]

Omaha! Damn.. How the hell do I get back to I-35????

 

[cycleman]

Cycle hands Emerald a tissue. Damn weeds need to freeze.

 

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[ma_guy]

Damn! Only another 1/2 hour before mom realizes I snuck out the bedroom window over the garage and rode my bicycle all the way out here. I'm gonna get grounded.... LOL

 

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[ma_guy]

You just HAD to go ruin my sexual fantasy??
lol

Does this mean you won't be dropping me off at school tomorrow? Maybe you could forge a note for me?

LMAO

 

[cycleman]

Well Emerald this will be the last of the hot days im afraid. They say the 90s are over so get used to fall. 70s and 80s The sad part is I think I missed my last chance for hot- sweaty- steamy sex this year.............well maybe a vacation is in order

 

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[bad kitty]

Hell, if ya hit Omaha come see me You to E_e!!!

 

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[ma_guy]

Dr Mr, Principal,
PLease excuse MA_guy from school today. I was having hot, weaty sex in the cornfields with him.

Yeah, that would work.. Could ya sign it "ma_guy's mom"?

 

[cycleman]

hi Kitty nice to meet you im also in the big O, I hate jean season I love the look of sexy legs in shorts!!

 

[bad kitty]

Can be there by midnight!

OOOOOH OOOOOH and my hubby is at work too