Where the fuk is funboi?

[G.R.]

Internationalfunboy is the coolest person on the planet. If you bitches don't love him, you can suck it.


If you don't know him, you should suck it, and get to know him.


Oh, and yeah, I miss him.

 

[sexy-girl]

part of his charm is that he doesn't post very often just in spurts you should know that if you say you like him (joking by way)


he's a very fun international sort of guy and yeah it would be cool if he posted more often

 

[bluemuse]

Internationalfunboy is the coolest person on the planet. If you bitches don't love him, you can suck it.


If you don't know him, you should suck it, and get to know him.


Oh, and yeah, I miss him.

Well, when you put it that way.....

 

[Starfish]

sg should give me shit more often. It is cute!

I don't care about his posting. I only care about his spurting.

 

[amelia]

i love his posts and i encourage him to post more often, but that's the life a spy. never in one place very long. constantly fighting the battle of good vs. evil (i'm not telling what side he's on)

he drops in on occasion and when he does..it's a delight to read his wonderfully warped view of things.

he's my boy.

 

[Starfish]

i love his posts and i encourage him to post more often, but that's the life a spy. never in one place very long. constantly fighting the battle of good vs. evil (i'm not telling what side he's on)

he drops in on occasion and when he does..it's a delight to read his wonderfully warped view of things.

he's my boy.

Spy or not, please tell me you are at least fucking his brains out regularly! When you can pin him down, of course.

 

[sexy-girl]

Re: sg should give me shit more often. It is cute!

i thought G.R's post sounded fishy

i wasn't giving you smelly stuff starfish just making fun lol glad you found it cute ... i think he has more she vixens at his beck and call per post then any other member of literotica though

 

[Summery]

Yes, the FunBoy rocks! I too, wish he posted more often.
At least when he does post, it's quality laughs and sure to make me smile.

Waiting patiently for his next installment of "Undercover Foxy Bitches"....last I read, Laurel was slipping Starfish some Herbal Viagra.

 

[amelia]

Spy or not, please tell me you are at least fucking his brains out regularly! When you can pin him down, of course.

i can neither cofirm nor deny the requested information.

 

[Starfish]

I see, it's prolly one of those... "If I told you, I'd have to kill you" things, right?

last I read, Laurel was slipping Starfish some Herbal Viagra.

Nope, not me, who needs it?

 

[Summery]

I see, it's prolly one of those... "If I told you, I'd have to kill you" things, right?





Nope, not me, who needs it?

Hey now, don't go ruining my visuals!

 

[amelia]

I see, it's prolly one of those... "If I told you, I'd have to kill you" things, right?

something kind of like that. except it involves, a feather, candle wax, nipple clamps and a ping pong ball. that's all i'm allowed to say!

 

[Starfish]

SR, The idea is that you'll have a visual of what a horny slut I am WITHOUT any help!




Amelia, well that is a dead giveaway. I know that one. It's the triple wammy... delux...*^*&^*&))) (that is the part I have to leave out, right?)

 

[amelia]

Amelia, well that is a dead giveaway. I know that one. It's the triple wammy... delux...*^*&^*&))) (that is the part I have to leave out, right?)

yeah...good job! :whew: now i won't have to be punished.


hey wait, i like being punished

 

[HighSchoolJock]

yeah...good job! :whew: now i won't have to be punished.


hey wait, i like being punished

can i punish you?

 

[amelia]

can i punish you?

you'll have to take that up with my sweet IFB.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Who?

 

[amelia]

what?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Right now? I dunno...

 

[Starfish]

Scotty just made me gag.

I don't know why, but I don't think I can handle thinking about pretty amelia in contact with Scotty b. Too sick.

Just ask Buddy what he thinks. He is pretty pissed that you are hitting on all the girls here, and not letting him have any.

Sad.

 

[amelia]

Who?

i think PV wants to suck it!


(your sig line combined with your AV is cracking me up right now)

 

[Debbie]

IFB is cool bananas. Move over James Bond, it's IFB that rules the spy world.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

For those who don't know, I - InternationalFunboy - stimulated, naturally inseminated, and impregnated G.R. from a distance of no less than 30 feet* on my very first day here at literotica. I was nervous as it was my first time and she was intimidating what with all of her props and costumes and pyrotechnics and stuff. She transported me to another era where I was a wild west outlaw on the city street at noon squaring off against a little man in a boat with my meat rifle only slightly larger than a baby's arm.
I won the day and the rest is history. G.R. carried the whacked up seed and on the last night of her pregnancy she was reincarnated as the child in her loin. She gave birth to herself, the beautiful and splendorous Starfish. Renewed with her new young body and spirit she sets out to put right what once went wrong, hoping each time that the next leap ........will be the leap home.

OK Ok ok.....I totally ripped that last bit off from Quantum Leap...

You are all too kind.......I will try to post more, it's a promise.


*As provided by the Guiness record holder's archive.

 

[Starfish]

*woof, woof, woof, woof*



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