Where the boys are: JackinWorld.com

[shereads]

Ladies, life is even less fair than we thought. Boys have a website about how to masturbate. There's even a section with topics for parents.

Check out the Readers' Favorites in the "How To" guide.

http://www.jackinworld.com

 

[shereads]

TECHNIQUE OF THE WEEK:

THE FLAT-HAND JACKHAMMER
Lie on your back with your knees slightly bent and legs slightly spread. Aim your penis up toward your head. Hold one hand flat and place it on the underside of your penis so the tip of your middle finger is at the spot where your penis meets your scrotum. The heel of your hand should be on the underside of the penis head. Now move your hand in a straight up-and-down motion, so everything jiggles; do not rub, just jiggle. Start off slowly and gradually speed up so you're jiggling as fast as you can. Also try changing the direction your hand is moving — but if you start rubbing yourself, you're cheating!

from JackinWorld.com

 

[Guest]

flabbergasted.
there seems to be a general theme in your threads today, sher.
have to admit that when i jack off my strap on...its just not the same.*sigh*

 

[shereads]

flabbergasted.
there seems to be a general theme in your threads today, sher.

I miss him. Does it show?

 

[minsue]

- if you start rubbing yourself, you're cheating!


Damn. I've been doing it all wrong....

 

[carsonshepherd]

TECHNIQUE OF THE WEEK:

THE FLAT-HAND JACKHAMMER
Lie on your back with your knees slightly bent and legs slightly spread. Aim your penis up toward your head. Hold one hand flat and place it on the underside of your penis so the tip of your middle finger is at the spot where your penis meets your scrotum. The heel of your hand should be on the underside of the penis head. Now move your hand in a straight up-and-down motion, so everything jiggles; do not rub, just jiggle. Start off slowly and gradually speed up so you're jiggling as fast as you can. Also try changing the direction your hand is moving — but if you start rubbing yourself, you're cheating!

from JackinWorld.com

*oooooohhhhh yeah*

 

[carsonshepherd]

- if you start rubbing yourself, you're cheating!


Damn. I've been doing it all wrong....

 

[minsue]

Oooh, a menage a smilie.....I must have been a good girl this year.

 

[carsonshepherd]

and a COOL one at that.

As to if you've been good... well, you'd did say you've been rubbing yourself the wrong way

 

[minsue]

and a COOL one at that.

As to if you've been good... well, you'd did say you've been rubbing yourself the wrong way

No, I've been rubbing myself the right way, no question about that. They just said I'm not supposed to be rubbing at all. *sigh*

And now I'm definitely late. I'll have to set up the tutoring session later.

 

[Guest]

I'm going out shopping for a a teeny-tiny mechanical hand so I can test these techniques on my clit.

Perditwat

 

[LadyJeanne]

Ladies, life is even less fair than we thought. Boys have a website about how to masturbate. There's even a section with topics for parents.

Check out the Readers' Favorites in the "How To" guide.

http://www.jackinworld.com

Dammit! We need a jackingirl.com. I nominate Lisa Denton to start one. Her toy stories are a public service announcement for women.

 

[minsue]

I'm going out shopping for a a teeny-tiny mechanical hand so I can test these techniques on my clit.

Perditwat

Can't . . . stop . . . giggling . . . dammit!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And now I'm definitely late.

I thought you couldn't get knocked up from masturbation!!!

 

[minsue]

I thought you couldn't get knocked up from masturbation!!!

I blame the rubbing.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

For males, masturbation is the act of manually stimulating the penis to produce pleasure. (If you've ever walked in on someone and saw him rubbing himself down there, or if he suddenly covered himself up, or if he was in bed alone and acted like you interrupted him, he may have been masturbating.) For adults and older teens, masturbation usually ends with ejaculation (ee-JACK-you-LAY-shun), in which the liquid that contains sperm cells, semen (SEE-min), is ejected from the penis. Ejaculation is usually accompanied by orgasm (OR-gaz-im), a whole-body feeling that (for most people) is so powerful and pleasurable it cannot be compared to any other feeling the human body can experience.​

 

[Svenskaflicka]

There is one problem with water-based lubricants: They dry out. If you masturbate for 20 minutes, you'll probably have to re-apply the lube several times, and over time the stuff starts to thicken up. If that happens, put a little spit on your penis, or dribble a few drops of water. That will wake the lube right up, and you'll be at it full-force again! If you really want to be efficient, make a mixture of water and lube and keep it by your bed. Whenever your hand starts to dry out, add some of the mixture. You can masturbate worry-free all night long with this technique! The trick, though, is to balance your concoction with just the right combination of water and lube. Too much water and the lube will start to wash away; two little and the lube ingredients will accumulate and get too thick.​

PMSL

 

[Boxlicker101]

Dammit! We need a jackingirl.com. I nominate Lisa Denton to start one. Her toy stories are a public service announcement for women.

Actually, there are many sites for women. I have no reason to search for them but I am always encountering sites advertising dildos, vibrators and similar devices. Presumably, they include directions on their use. I don't recall ever seeing sites advertising what are sometimnes called love dolls or sex dolls. I know they exist but they are not widely advertised the way devices for women are.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I don't recall ever seeing sites advertising what are sometimnes called love dolls or sex dolls. I know they exist but they are not widely advertised the way devices for women are.

No need to worry. Jackinworld gives you all kinds of options:

THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS
Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.

VARIATION: BOXERS & MATTRESS
Get two pillows and sandwich them under the mattress, wrap a pair of boxer shorts (or something else soft) around your penis, and fold a Kleenex into the end, over the tip. Then insert your penis between the pillows and pump away.

VARIATION: BUBBLE-WRAP & MATTRESS
Instead of using a baggie, use a piece of bubble-wrap — the plastic stuff used to wrap fragile items for shipment.

VARIATION: BAGGIE & MATTRESS & SOCK
After putting your lubed-up penis in the baggie, unroll a heavy sweatsock over the whole thing, like a condom. The sock shouldn't have too much left over at the base of your penis, though, as it can limit your range of motion. Then put the whole thing between the mattress and box spring, or under a chair cushion, and go for it! The sock reduces possibly uncomfortable friction while still hugging your penis.

VARIATION: HEAT IT UP
Put some lube in a sandwich bag; then get a heating pad and fold it in half. Set the bag of lube in between where you folded the pad in half. Place the heating pad (still folded in half and turned on a low or medium setting — NOT high), with the bag of lube in it, under a couch cushion seat or between your bed's mattress and box spring, and insert your penis into the bag and proceed like you're having sex.

VARIATION: ADD A ROLL
Get a condom, a freezer baggie, a toilet-paper roll (with no paper on it), two pillows, a bed, and some lotion. First, lube up the baggie with the lotion and spread it all around inside. Next, feed the baggie through the toilet-paper roll and spread out the open end. Get two pillows and put them between the mattress and the box-spring, and then put the toilet-paper roll with baggie in between the pillows (open end out). Put on the condom and lube that up, too. Insert your penis into the open end of the toilet-paper roll, and pump away. The toilet-paper roll gives you that tight squeeze, and the condom prevents that uncomfortable rub from the plastic baggie.

 

[DrFreud]

Dammit! We need a jackingirl.com. I nominate Lisa Denton to start one.

I guess it should be called jillingirl.com
With the wealth of material posted on some of the threads (i.e. sessions involving lucky,minsue, vella) you girls would make a fortune...

DrF

 

[minsue]

I guess it should be called jillingirl.com
With the wealth of material posted on some of the threads (i.e. sessions involving lucky,minsue, vella) you girls would make a fortune...

DrF

Oooh, sandwiched betwixt Lucky & Vella.....*swoon*

 

[shereads]

With apologies to Sweden, a slight alteration of Svenska's post to adapt it for U.S. audiences:


For males, masturbation is the act of manually stimulating the penis to produce pleasure. (If you've ever walked in on someone and saw him rubbing himself down there, or if he suddenly covered himself up, or if he was in bed alone and acted like you interrupted him,or if he's had more than one surgery for carpal tunnel syndrome despite having never having worked with his hands, or if he owns only one glove each in velvet, latex and studded leather, or if he takes more than six naps a day, or if he sometimes excuses himself from business meetings, then returns with a smile on his face and announces, "Well, it wasn't as good as pussy, but it wasn't half-bad, either," he may have been masturbating.)

 

[impressive]

... semen (SEE-min) ....

Min?

 

[minsue]

Min?

I'd wondered about that myself. I don't consider myself that much of an expert....

 

[Boxlicker101]

Min?

The word doesn't come up in conversation very often but when it does, I pronounce it as sea' men, as if I were referring to sailors.