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Chilled Vodka?

I really need to kill him once and for all.

Since people like contests, I am requesting submissions on how to do him in. Entrys will be judged based upon thoughtfulness, creativity, practicality, and level of pain before expiration.

Thank you.
 
Luscious Lioness said:
Why not let him suffer with the rest of us?
While your submission does have the advantage of causing him a great deal of pain, it would take too long.

Besides, I need the workout.
 
Luscious Lioness said:
Well, how about this... you chase him and he will run... for long periods of time. This will get you the work out you so desire and it will tire him out as well. Then when he is pooped you beat him up a bit... but not too much cause you gotta let him free. Then he will run some more and you will get another well deserved work out.

Then all will be happy and I won't feel bad cause you murdered him. :D

OH, could you wake till afte yankee stadium? I get to fuck him in the ass then.:cool:

Anything to please a lady.
 
Rip off his shirt and proceed to cut his heart out with a round rubber ball.

It will take A LONG time, and by the time you're done you will have arms the size of tree trunks (because that's a lot of work), and he will have died a slow and painful death.

Although I have no problems with CV at all, I am one of those people that like contests (like Rose pointed out at the start of the thread) so I decided to enter my torture method.
 
Catch me if you can. Muhahahahahahahahahahah












Oh, LL. We gotta practice A LOT before that Yankee Stadium thing happens. I'll get to fuck your brains out many time before I'm buggered in front of an audience and shot in the head.
 
ChilledVodka said:
Catch me if you can. Muhahahahahahahahahahah












Oh, LL. We gotta practice A LOT before that Yankee Stadium thing happens. I'll get to fuck your brains out many time before I'm buggered in front of an audience and shot in the head.

How presumptuous. How do you know I'm gonna shoot you?
 
Re: RosevilleCAguy...

#1tankcomander said:
Up grade to a newer model that shoots farther!

:D

Naw. I'm into the old classics. I will say this though, ton for ton, there ain't nothing that cna touch the sweet thang in your av.

A really good book on the M1 is "King of the Killing Zone" For once, military procurement did thier job.
 
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