Where is DurtGurl?

[oggbashan]

DurtGurl has gone very quiet.

Has she shuffled off this mortal coil, exhausted by the activities of her characters?

Why hasn't she started producing at least one of her masterpieces for each story category to show the rest of us how it should be done.

And where is the DurtGurl novel?

Come on. You can't be asleep.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Durt Gurl was hurt when everyone started bitching about the poop threads that they themselves had participated in and kept alive.

 

[Guest]

Durt Gurl was hurt when everyone started bitching about the poop threads that they themselves had participated in and kept alive.

Plus the fact that only one or two 'pals' came to her defence.

Leave her be.

 

[Chicklet]

hey,

the only thing i ever bitched about was threads that had interesting stuff getting taken over by conversations about random things. i liked the hippo thread.

-chicklet

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmm!!!

I think poor Durt Gurl was somewhat hurt by the comments made by some on Lit who seemed to object so strongly to a bit of light relief from all the mundane crap and pregnant pauses when someone was thinking up some more mundane crap to post.

Now don't get me wrong, (although I don't give a toss and won't go away if you do), the serious side of authors hangout is important and informative, but I, like a few others, do tend to appreciate a bit of light heartedness occasionally. Life's too short, and you only get one go at it in your life, to be serious every minute of the day.

Knowing Durt Gurl as I came to do, (not personally, but from her posts), she won't lay down for long, (always prefers it on top I'm assured).
She's probably out there taking out her wrath on some poor unfortunate weak of stature guy, I know she's into forced.

PS: Chicklet I don't think your contribution was that strong as to cause any real offence to DG or her private secretary, so don't worry your head too much.

pops...

 

[Chicklet]

Re: Hmmmmmmm!!!

(although I don't give a toss and won't go away if you do)

damn. i guess we can't get rid of him, guys. let's find something else to do.

 

[Guest]

a really sane and pervy man

damn. i guess we can't get rid of him, guys. let's find something else to do.

You silly young thing - Pops is the only real man on Lit.; plus he and MG/DG are the sanest people on the boards (along w/Flicka and me).

OK, don't get all defensive again, I'm assuming you were kidding, but a woman has to stand up for her man even when cidered-out.

p.s. please don't start a thread about this.
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Pops,
I need at least one daily dose of your perviness; two would be better.

Pervy Pear

 

[Chicklet]

why do i feel as though our newest AH member is picking on me?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Wooooooooooo!!! Catfight! Catfight!

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Hmmmmmmm!!!

damn. i guess we can't get rid of him, guys. let's find something else to do.

 

[pop_54]

Re: a really sane and pervy man

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Pops,
I need at least one daily dose of your perviness; two would be better.

Pervy Pear

OK darling, coming up, or was that 'up and cumming'.

 

[MathGirl]

Durt Gurl

DurtGurl is on vacation. Unfortunately, it probably isn't permanent.
MG

 

[Guest]

why do i feel as though our newest AH member is picking on me?

Sweet Chickletpie: I put the smilies in so you'd know you were being teased, NOT picked on. Svenska would love a cat fight but not from this puss.

Be good, Pear

MG: I hope DG is having a great time off (and getting off) and comes back all R&R'd and ready to play.

 

[destinie21]

threads

I"m new here but the threads that I've seen have been good and the ones re hipos and gardenrobes(which I only recently learned about) are funny they break the monotany.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And our next topic is... shoe boxes! Did you know, that in ancient Rome, the Romans used shoeboxes...

 

[Guest]

umm, vibrating shoes

And our next topic is... shoe boxes! Did you know, that in ancient Rome, the Romans used shoeboxes...

Flicka, how did you guess? I keep my prize battery-operated possessions in a shoebox.

Perdita Rickman

 

[Guest]

MG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your PM box is full (look in yer email). Pear

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Perdita Rickman... that has quite a nice ring to it.

Hey! I've found the trailer to the movie Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban - Alan's in drag in that one..!

*dangling bone in front of Perdy's nose*

 

[Guest]

please don't teeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzee...

Hey! I've found the trailer to the movie Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban - Alan's in drag in that one..!

*dangling bone in front of Perdy's nose*

Post or send me the url; Alan in drag! I'm excited!!! Thanks for the boner; oops, I'm a girl.

 

[Guest]

almost 57

Svenska: Perdita - you're 56??? I was like CONVINCED that you were in your mid-thirties.

Sweetie, I didn't want to reply on that other thread; I think this one is safe to go anywhere with.

B.day: Nov. 18, 1946

But in my head I have always been somewhere between 15 (my last innocence, and I do NOT mean sexual; like a real Lit. character I lost my virginity at 18) and 36 (my first prime). Unfortunately Mrs. Gravity is a bitch.

Well, enough about me. Ha ha ha.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Perhaps I should have dangled a boner in front of you instead, it might have been more fun, but I haven't seen one in ages, myself...

I'll PM the adress to ya! Ooooooooooh, I want to see the movie! Gary Oldman really DOES make a great Sirius Black!

 

[Guest]

NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

Gary Oldman really DOES make a great Sirius Black!

GET OOUUT! OMYGODINHEAVEN! ! ! Oldman is in the new movie! I don't keep up w/media crap. O, F**K, I'm going to have to sit in a corner. My two favorite villainous men, Rickman and Oldman, in the same f**king film.

OK, for climactic purposes only, Earl must be my Alan and you will have to be Gary. O, and Pops must be a pervy Dumbledor, whatever. Umm, I feel a new story cumming on...

O my, O my. I can't believe this. And now I have to work on a budget.

Calm yourself, Pear...

I don't even know who Sirius is; isn't he a dog or a constellation?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

When Harry was only one year old, someone betrayed the location of his parents to Voldemort, who came to their house one night and killed them. This traitor was believed to be Sirius Black, who then spent 13 years in the wizard prison Azkaban, before he escaped. In the third book/movie, we see how Black comes closer and closer to the castle; the prison guards have heard him talk in his sleep, saying "he's at Hogwarts! He's at Hogwarts!", and now they fear that Sirius Black is going to try to kill Harry Potter...

His name DOES have a certain thing in common with the constellation Big Dog, and the Dog Star... Do you want me to give away even more, or do you want to read about it in the book? It's quite a gasp-moment in the end...

 

[Guest]

Do you want me to give away even more, or do you want to read about it in the book? It's quite a gasp-moment in the end...

I just finished the first book, but even if I don't finish the last by the time the movie comes out I think I will have plenty to gasp about just watching giant images of AR and GO in the same film. O, I hope they appear together in at least one scene. Yummy. Thanks for the trailer, for everything, you goddess you.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Let me wet your...appetite!

One of the last scenes is very dramatic. It involves Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Severus Snape, some bondage, a lot of screaming (mostly from Snape), and a lot of pointing of wands...

"Just give me a reason, and I swear that I'll do it!"