where have u masturbated??

[pokeyride]

it was fun

In my front yard at night !!!!! I was totally nude and there were cars going by. Like I said, it was dark so they couldn't see me. But I tell you, it was very exciting and I came very hard.

 

[brushstroke]

Wanking m'self silly.

I once did it after school while alone in detention: I had the hots for the very sexy female teacher who kept entering the small room to check on me. I whipped 'the old chap' out after she left for the 3rd time, and, knowing that she could re-enter any minute without warning, I sat facing the door with my legs spread, 'polishing my dolphin' like there was no tomorrow.

She came back in just as I was about to cum, and immediately fell to her knees and took me in her mouth.

Hehe... Alright I made up that last bit; fell into porno mode for a moment. She actually came in about half an hour after I'd finished. Thankfully...? Who am I kidding... Yes, thankfully.

 

[CunningLinquist]

one of my favorite subjects

Let's see, diner bathrooms, school bathrooms, friends bedroom (college and home), NYC subway car, greyhound AND amtrak bathrooms and seats, movie theaters, high school basement, college library, parked cars, in front of open windows at home and school, umm, high school classrooms, tents, more roofs than I could count, an I'm sure I'm leaving out a few.

In case you couldn't tell, it's a little hobby of mine .

That help??

 

[blackmagicwoman]

Ihave one thing to say....BIDET!! Wow, I feel like that was the purpose of the thing, not to wash poopies off. I had a wealthy friend in South Beach who had one. I would spend 45 minutes in there every time I went over there. Who needs a vibrator!! Other fun places are in the car on road trips, the monotony of I80 through Nebraska is enough to drive you crazy if you don't masturbate at least 3 or 4 times. Public bathrooms are always good too.

 

[BodyBuilderNH]

Ok, Let's see...
In my car, in bed, at comp, in shower, in recliner, in resturant bathroom, at work in bathroom...pretty much nothing outta the ordinary.

Cheers,
Body

 

[brotherbig1984]

Hmmm......a bidet....... does that work for guys too? I suppose it would. I could jack off while having a stream of warm water sprayed against my anus. Getting hard just thinking about it......

 

[zantac666]

Like everyone else car toilet airplane toilet bed stairway at school woods and when the girl did not want to have sex she said i could beat off all over her.

 

[rigged4dive]

more than 400 ft underwater, 10 ft from a nuclear missile.

 

[TennBabe]

A few years ago, I finally got the nerve to walk into a local shop and buy a vibrator{and, of course extra batteries}. It was on my lunch hour and I was so horny and anxious to try it out... I ended up slipping it up under my skirt... inside my panties... and climaxed to an incredible orgasm all while I was driving back to my office.

 

[slinkystar]

The question for me should be Where haven't you masturbated?

Not many places I haven't masturbated, its so much easier for women, though, no messy cleanup! *tease*

I can run down a list of places, though, if you want... At my desk at work, in a walmart bathroom, at school many times: when I was younger in grade school, right at my desk in class. In a drive thru line at mcdonalds, in my car many times driving home from work, the list goes on and on...