Where has Lance and Hans

tulip2lipservice

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been lately? I am not complaining and not trying to stir up anything. I just realized I haven't seen either of them about lately. Strange.

Peace,
Tulip
 
hans won a holiday vacation package to the middle east.

lance is housesitting and running up the phone bill.
 
Rumour has it they're ensconced in a love nest in the Middle East exploring the arts of male love.

Lance is testing his feminine side - although from what I hear he's struggling trying to dominate himself.
 
tulip2lipservice said:
been lately? I am not complaining and not trying to stir up anything. I just realized I haven't seen either of them about lately. Strange.
Why question a good thing??

TB4p
 
You kooky kids, you're funny.

I've been doing the Christmas thang in IRL...perhaps you've heard of it, Tulip? (RL, that is...)

Ha!

*kisses*

Lancelot A. Castors
 
Lance you mean Real Life

My 6. something post a day to your 24.88. Dang I must stop writing in here so much. You are right. Thanks for the advice. Where is the great outdoors.

Peace,
Tulip
 
Re: Lance you mean Real Life

tulip2lipservice said:
My 6. something post a day to your 24.88. Dang I must stop writing in here so much. You are right. Thanks for the advice. Where is the great outdoors.

Peace,
Tulip

Try Oz . . . there's about 3 million square miles just waiting to be explored . . .

Who's addicted to Lit? . . . I'm NOT addicted to LIt!! I can give it up any time I want to . . . I just choose to post on interesting topics to articulate people, that's all.

Hanns is only a figment of his own imagination . . . :D
 
Rubyfruit said:
It's so nice to see the peace and love in this thread.

:)

I dont' know about peace and love, but your finger in your mouth does it for me!

:D


(One of my all time Ruby faves!)

:rose:
 
Rubyfruit said:
It's so nice to see the peace and love in this thread.

:)

I know you smiled at the thought of Lance being his own bitch boy.
 
Oh no, Lasher....that's something I can't even imagine, but I do smile a lot - see: :)
 
Mr Hanky rules....I caught the christmas special the other nite....I loved the dreadel song.....too funny.
Hiiiiidddddyyyyy Hooooooo

It's a guy thing.....:p
 
Ode to Hanns

Hanns Schmidt,

Did eat my shit,

And licked my asshole clean.

He drank my piss,

And said that this,

Is truly a fucktard's dream.

I win Hanns DOWN............
 
Re: Ode to Hanns

Jabo 69 said:
Hanns Schmidt,

Did eat my shit,

And licked my asshole clean.

He drank my piss,

And said that this,

Is truly a fucktard's dream.

I win Hanns DOWN............

Mate . . . YOU can have him . . . <but I think you got the booby prize . . . > :D :D :D
 
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