Where does the time go when you're masturbating?

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Have you ever just started jerking off (or Jilling off), and just lost all track of time? Usually on a day off, but maybe a couple times when you were supposed to work and had to call in sick because you were just so fucking horny? Had to do that today...
 
I've studied Einstein's theories of general and specific relativity, and how they describe the passage of time. But they were more scientific and mathematical theories. How the speed of light is the same to all observers and all of that. But I don't think that Einstein ever took into account how much fun jerking off was, and how quickly time seemed to pass when we are doing it!
 
Have you ever just started jerking off (or Jilling off), and just lost all track of time? Usually on a day off, but maybe a couple times when you were supposed to work and had to call in sick because you were just so fucking horny? Had to do that today...
Never when I called off work, but totally loth track of time and have been at it longer than I realized MANY times.
 
The time flies away like the images/impressions you're occupied with as you're doing the deed do when you, hopefully, reach your climax. Fortunately, they all can be summoned back again. But not the time: gone forever.
 
I have been so into it, I actually forgot appointments I had.

One time, I was in a chat room with another woman and we had been going back and forth for sometime. My phone rang and it was my husband asking where I was. I was supposed to meet him for a lunch date at a cafe about 3 miles from where we were living at the time. I told him to come home as I wanted to eat somewhere else, just to get him there. He came in to find me totally nude, very wet , very horny. In short order he had me on the bed, that beautiful cock pleasuring my pussy.

We did go out and eat afterwards.
 
When I first moved out on my own, I had a good job. I was a good employee, but every few months, I would take a sick day and rent a VCR and a half-dozen xxx tapes and just jack off all day. They call it edging now, but back then I would just stroke it to those tapes and stay hard, but not come for hours. I'd nut and then return those tapes and sometimes get six more.

The time just flew on my 'sick days'.
 
When I first moved out on my own, I had a good job. I was a good employee, but every few months, I would take a sick day and rent a VCR and a half-dozen xxx tapes and just jack off all day. They call it edging now, but back then I would just stroke it to those tapes and stay hard, but not come for hours. I'd nut and then return those tapes and sometimes get six more.

The time just flew on my 'sick days'.
Glad to know I'm not the only one!
 
Where does the time go? Same place as my inhibitions once I start: straight out the window into the land of "who cares?"
 
Have you ever just started jerking off (or Jilling off), and just lost all track of time? Usually on a day off, but maybe a couple times when you were supposed to work and had to call in sick because you were just so fucking horny? Had to do that today...
Can definitely get engrossed in the chats I have online while I’m stroking. Look up and an hour or more has gone by in a flash.
 
I don't mind the time I spend jacking off--whether it's 10 minutes or an hour, it's fine. What I resent is the time I spend looking for videos. I'm too particular about what I want to see, and often spend more time looking for material than actually jacking off.
 
I don't mind the time I spend jacking off--whether it's 10 minutes or an hour, it's fine. What I resent is the time I spend looking for videos. I'm too particular about what I want to see, and often spend more time looking for material than actually jacking off.
I'm exactly the same way. I spend more time browsing the thumbnails than watching the video on screen!
 
Yes definitely :) usually dip into Lit and that gives me a few ideas, especially the masturbating threads, once onto porn, the hours just fly by, definitely need lubricants do avoid a sore cock, but yes, I remember discovering masturbation as a 12 yr old and thinking, how unbelievably amazing is this, and I still feel that way, only surpassed by sex…
 
It’s worse when I am alone and fertile. I can lay in bed watching porn for hours making myself cum many times
I will love to enter your room when you are alone and fertile, watching porn, masturbating. Filipina Wife. I
Am already ramrod straight up for you just thinking these thoughts🌹. Oh my goodness
 
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