Where do you keep your porno?

[RastaPope]

Do you keep it out for all to see? Do you hide it?

I have a box o'porn amidst some other boxes, very non-descript-like.

 

[Guest]

Do you keep it out for all to see? Do you hide it?

I have a box o'porn amidst some other boxes, very non-descript-like.

In my head until I write it. Then I send it to Lit and destroy all traces of it on my hard drive. It's fun to watch the smoke come out the back of the computer case when I initilize the self destruct button.

 

[Lost Cause]

Most of it is in video format...

About 15 VHS tapes, 6hrs each, back to back porn. They're in the open, between my Episode 1 tape, and my Easy Rider, by the front door. (I have no shame)

 

[Guest]

Re: Most of it is in video format...

About 15 VHS tapes, 6hrs each, back to back porn. They're in the open, between my Episode 1 tape, and my Easy Rider, by the front door. (I have no shame)

By the front door, eh? Does that mean I could sneak in when you're not looking and bring it back to Orygon and watch it in my own room? Cool.....

 

[Mona Lisa]

Most of it has migrated to the bedroom, but my "Mammoth Book of Erotica" is on one of the bookcases in the living room. When my grandmother came to visit, she sat down in front of that bookcase, started examining the other, and commented that you could tell a lot about someone by what is on their bookshelves. As I looked over her shoulder, I nearly lost it.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Porn collection? Hmmm...a few dozen, choice mags; about 10k carefully chosen XXX photos (culled constantly to only keep the best stuff); about 300 full-length movies on CD-R; several dozen VHS movies; home-made stuff as well....all of it is in our bedroom, in the top of the closet, hidden behind stuff, and closely monitored. If we didn't have kids, our porn collection wouldn't be hidden so well. Maybe someday.

edited - the CD-R's are in my computer desk cabinet...which nobody is allowed to open except my wife, and the photos are all JPG's, which are on both my PC and my wife's PC.

 

[lilminx]

Most of it's on my computer. The two actual tapes I have are on a shelf next to my TV.

 

[IBLNG2LAW]

Due to the kids, it is carefully hidden away in a box in the top of the closet (a very well worn box, opened and shut many times)... If it weren't for my kids I would have it displayed all over the house... I'm learning to be more open with myself and what I like and the rest of the world be damned

 

[islandman]

I need to re-build my collection.

What's good out there?

 

[OUTSIDER]

I keep right next to the bible on the bookshelf, the holy and the horny are rubbing shoulders on my bookshelf.

 

[WaxNWane]

Lockbox.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Where I Keep My Porn...

My videos are in a box in my bed room....magazines by the side of the bed....some on my side..some on his...and all the rest is on my pc!!

*Thinks*.....i have too much porn....maybe this isn't healty....lol

 

[AmatoriuS]

I keep mine online

 

[crysede]

Hidden beneath several dozen copies of the 'Watch Tower,' in the bottom drawer of a locked file-cabinet, in an unused room (in the basement) that has a sign saying "Beware of the Leopard" on the door.

 

[cg_allstar]

My porn collection is immense. Never masturbated to the same thing, and I masturbate a lot. The collection, as I like to call it, is housed in a lead-lined, concrete and steel reinforced, underground cavern. The one and only entrance is guarded by booby-traps (heh, booby) and safeguards that Indiana Jones and James Bond combined couldn't pass. Yet, I'm still afraid my mother will find it.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Yet, I'm still afraid my mother will find it. [/B][/QUOTE]

LOL....my mum found my porn collection once....allong with a selection of my playthings.....shes never looked at me the same since!!

 

[Wiggles]

There's a Play Boy under my bed. My ex bought it but I enjoy the articles.

There are some tapes in the bedside table drawer, those that wouldn't fit are in the bottom left dresser drawer.

The rest of the porn is kept in the Real Player library.