Where do you hide your toys? And other treasures like say...ear plugs?

[MsNouriche]

Can be unoriginal, inconspicuous, functional. Pillow, shoebox, nightstand, treasure chest, dresser, in the bed, in plain view...LOL
Just need some helpful tips on where someone would hide stuff they value greatly but use.

 

[privyjo]

OMG!!!!

PMSL!!!!

 

[MsNouriche]

OMG!!!!

PMSL!!!!

Somehow I think this thread is missing something....what expletive will do the trick?
Anything about filling and/or fulling seems popular....
Guess there are no forward thinkers on this site who can see there is covert wording....how could writers miss the kink behind ear plugs?
LMAO
Except you of course.

 

[interfacial]

Mine are sort of in plain view. There are 3 shelves and one section of the clothes rack dedicated to all related items in my closet. So, while not out in the open for casual viewers, all you have to do is open a door. I'm not exactly having snoopy holy men around the apartment, so why hide anything? I do have a weird paranoia about the toys though, even if I washed them after I last used (which I always do), I wash them before use. I doubt someone's breaking in and using them, hehe, but I just have to have things clean.

 

[Harrowborg]

i give everything, toys, protection, everything to my gf to keep around her place

 

[privyjo]

Somehow I think this thread is missing something....what expletive will do the trick?
Anything about filling and/or fulling seems popular....
Guess there are no forward thinkers on this site who can see there is covert wording....how could writers miss the kink behind ear plugs?
LMAO
Except you of course.

I was wondering the same thing....
any thread that does not describe in its title, in detail, an explicit sexual act does not seem to survive for too long on this particular forum...
like you say .... filling and/or fulling
perhaps "where would you hide cum covered ear plugs..." would have drawn more attention?
erhm...
still LMAO!

 

[YoungMNGuy]

I've owned three toys, hid them in a box in a box in my closet before I got rid of them. Didn't want anyone finding dildos in my closet because as far as most know, I'm straight.

http://www.adameve.com/sextoys/dildosdongs/so-real-6-realistic-dong-pc-1618-43.aspx

I desperately want that, if anyone wants to buy it for me let me know!

 

[MsNouriche]

I was wondering the same thing....
any thread that does not describe in its title, in detail, an explicit sexual act does not seem to survive for too long on this particular forum...
like you say .... filling and/or fulling
perhaps "where would you hide cum covered ear plugs..." would have drawn more attention?
erhm...
still LMAO!

Anything you'd like to confess?
While you ponder that, to comment on your most as(s)tute suggestion....
I worry about safety and the loss of items if not used properly. So if I change/edit the thread - would you mind getting credit as editor? Additionally, would you explain how plugs for ears get cum covered?

 

[SweetCherry]

I've owned three toys, hid them in a box in a box in my closet before I got rid of them. Didn't want anyone finding dildos in my closet because as far as most know, I'm straight.

http://www.adameve.com/sextoys/dildosdongs/so-real-6-realistic-dong-pc-1618-43.aspx

I desperately want that, if anyone wants to buy it for me let me know!

Ya know, even if you're still in the closet, there ARE straight guys who like it up the ass. No open minded person would judge you for having sex toys.

Personally, I keep my toys in a locked duffel bag, tucked under my bed. I have children tho, so there's a pretty big need to keep mine away from curious eyes.

 

[MsNouriche]

i give everything, toys, protection, everything to my gf to keep around her place

So what happens if the lovely gf is staying at your place?
"His and Hers toys and stuff" is a nice idea methinks.

 

[MsNouriche]

I do have a weird paranoia about the toys though, even if I washed them after I last used (which I always do), I wash them before use. I doubt someone's breaking in and using them, hehe, but I just have to have things clean.

Same here, not paranoid. Seems perfectly normal to me.

 

[privyjo]

Anything you'd like to confess?
While you ponder that, to comment on your most as(s)tute suggestion....
I worry about safety and the loss of items if not used properly. So if I change/edit the thread - would you mind getting credit as editor? Additionally, would you explain how plugs for ears get cum covered?

oh boy, my sense of humor seems to have gotten away from me....

but to answer your questions....

no
no
no

are you calling me an ass?

 

[YoungMNGuy]

Ya know, even if you're still in the closet, there ARE straight guys who like it up the ass. No open minded person would judge you for having sex toys.

Personally, I keep my toys in a locked duffel bag, tucked under my bed. I have children tho, so there's a pretty big need to keep mine away from curious eyes.

I know, and I totally agree. But there are many who aren't open minded and I don't need the issues. So you interested in buying for me?

 

[SweetCherry]

I know, and I totally agree. But there are many who aren't open minded and I don't need the issues. So you interested in buying for me?

LMAO We might be neighbors, but my poor pocketbook is empty from my OWN toy purchases. Well, plus there's that plane ticket from Minneapolis to Toronto to spend quality time with my other half, too. I'll have to pass.

 

[YoungMNGuy]

LMAO We might be neighbors, but my poor pocketbook is empty from my OWN toy purchases. Well, plus there's that plane ticket from Minneapolis to Toronto to spend quality time with my other half, too. I'll have to pass.

Hm... damn, it was worth a shot. You're in Minneapolis? Mind if I ask your age?

 

[SweetCherry]

Hm... damn, it was worth a shot. You're in Minneapolis? Mind if I ask your age?

Well, not quite Minneapolis. I'm a good 2 hours out, in a more rural area. But you're free to ask my age. I'm 33.

 

[YoungMNGuy]

Well, not quite Minneapolis. I'm a good 2 hours out, in a more rural area. But you're free to ask my age. I'm 33.

That's cool, I'm 23 and currently in the Mankato area. Nice to meet you neighbor!

 

[neonflux]

Live in a studio, so put them away like everything else. Otherwise will make the place look cluttered. That said, don't hide them - if they're out and someone comes over, leave them where they are. Then again, don't have kids and don't have relatives with kids who live nearby...

Guess there are no forward thinkers on this site who can see there is covert wording....how could writers miss the kink behind ear plugs?

More than one of us noticed (then again, how could I have not, considering my avatar, he he!)

And MsN, I see that you didn't reveal where you hide yours

 

[MsNouriche]

Live in a studio, so put them away like everything else. Otherwise will make the place look cluttered. That said, don't hide them - if they're out and someone comes over, leave them where they are. Then again, don't have kids and don't have relatives with kids who live nearby...



More than one of us noticed (then again, how could I have not, considering my avatar, he he!)

And MsN, I see that you didn't reveal where you hide yours

LOL, Hey Babe,
I am sooo not surprised that you noticed. Never hide them. While I do like the place to look tidy and clean. I too do not have the issue of unexpected relatives w/kids dropping by. I can't recall ever having to hide them per se, even when friends of mine did drop by as birds of a feather, you know....... can be a nice "mistake". My best friend and I used to have a closet full of "His and Hers" we lived together then. Now its a drawer full.

 

[MsNouriche]

Ya know, even if you're still in the closet, there ARE straight guys who like it up the ass. No open minded person would judge you for having sex toys.

Personally, I keep my toys in a locked duffel bag, tucked under my bed. I have children tho, so there's a pretty big need to keep mine away from curious eyes.

I think straight men who like it up the ass and ass play in general are sexier than straight men who think its "gay" or "perverse" Anyday!

 

[Harrowborg]

So what happens if the lovely gf is staying at your place?
"His and Hers toys and stuff" is a nice idea methinks.

she, to date, always remembers to bring them around in her bag lol i suppose if she did forget we'd find other ways to make each other smile

 

[a.j.angel]

I think straight men who like it up the ass and ass play in general are sexier than straight men who think its "gay" or "perverse" Anyday!

I would defn agree with that comment.

 

[zekealicious]

Keep mine is a purple silk box next to the bed

 

[neonflux]

zekealicious, MsNouriche,

purple silk? his and hers? very nice touches indeed

Neon

P.S., zeke, keep meaning to tell you, that's a sexy avatar you've got there - first pic of a cock on these boards that I actually liked... (no offense to anyone else intended)

 

[SophiaY]

I know it sounds fancy, but I have a small teak chest that has a band of carved woman dancers.
Keep in on my drawer in my bedroom, it has a small bronze lock on it.