Where do you get off?!

[Vermilion]

Seriously this thread is for the most bizarre/dangerous/public place you've got yourself off with no assistance?

Again I will start the ball rolling with... doing 75mph down the M40 while *I* was driving. That was damn good fun.

Also in the changing rooms when I worked at The ***, an all-american clothing store. It's was the Kids' branch too... <blush>

I'm a whore, what can I say. When the urge takes me I cannot help myself!
x
V

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Seriously this thread is for the most bizarre/dangerous/public place you've got yourself off with no assistance?

Again I will start the ball rolling with... doing 75mph down the M40 while *I* was driving. That was damn good fun.

Also in the changing rooms when I worked at The ***, an all-american clothing store. It's was the Kids' branch too... <blush>

I'm a whore, what can I say. When the urge takes me I cannot help myself!
x
V

One guess as to where you worked

~~ i have no outrageous place.

Though this is rather obscure. In bed, next to my ex gf because she couldnt get me off. She sulked. *shrug*

 

[English Lady]

I was going to answer "depends which way the bus is going." but then I actually read the thread and not just the title.

I've gotten off in a train, no one else in the car, but people could have walked through at any time, sat on a wall in a public park, in the changing rooms at work, in the park toilets (not an experience I'd love to repeat *L*) and other places that don't jump immediately to mind...

 

[impressive]

Again I will start the ball rolling with... doing 75mph down the M40 while *I* was driving. That was damn good fun.

Wow. I was only going 60mph.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I think I did it once in the rest room at work when I worked at a department store. I don't really remember if I did or not though.

 

[Vermilion]

It doesn't count if you didn't reach the finishing line!

I had to speed things up on the M40 one cos I had to make the M25 turnoff !

It was cos I was wearing stockings. I always get randy when I'm wearing stockings. Don't believe me then go read my fetish story about it
x
V

 

[Goldie Munro]

Greyhound bus - I was bored!

 

[Vermilion]

Greyhound bus - I was bored!

Who wouldn't be. Coach journies are dull <thinks> don't think i ever enlivened mine that way though. usually had a fat middle-aged person sat next to me.
x
V

 

[scheherazade_79]

Cinema... with loads of people all around

I don't know what got into me. Well... actually I do - it was Trinity off the Matrix.

 

[Trombonus]

I got off in the bathroom of the library on campus. Several times in fact. Gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Though this is rather obscure. In bed, next to my ex gf because she couldnt get me off.

*nods* Next to my husband, after he fucked me. He is a good lover. But he's not a woman. My mistake, not his. And me doing myself, got him needy again

In my office, both during the day, and late at night.

At the gym.

At yoga class in the bathroom.

Train, plane, taxi, tube.


I'm a follower of self-love

 

[scheherazade_79]

*nods* Next to my husband, after he fucked me. He is a good lover. But he's not a woman. My mistake, not his. And me doing myself, got him needy again

In my office, both during the day, and late at night.

At the gym.

At yoga class in the bathroom.

Train, plane, taxi, tube.


I'm a follower of self-love

... is your hand ever out of your panties?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

... is your hand ever out of your panties?

Only when they're in someone elses

 

[scheherazade_79]

Only when they're in someone elses

Good answer!

I'll never be able to look at your hands in the same way again...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Good answer!

I'll never be able to look at your hands in the same way again...

As if you ever did.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Good answer!

I'll never be able to look at your hands in the same way again...

It's a little difficult to look at them anyway, always being in someone's panties...

 

[scheherazade_79]

As if you ever did.

Now you mention it, you might have a point there...

 

[scheherazade_79]

It's a little difficult to look at them anyway, always being in someone's panties...

Take the panties off and you'd get double your money's worth

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Let me see... In a church (during a service)...In the top of a palm tree in Honolulu...Back seat of a '57 Chevy...Under a house (Long story)...Men's room at a police station... Nothing really unusual

 

[TxRad]

I'd have to place myself between V & Imp..... Such a lovely place it would be, I might add.... Doing 70 mph down many a road.... from the east coast to the west.... well, not all at once mind you....

A deer stand or two but the only danger there was falling out on my head.... Dealers choice on which one...

There are a couple more but legal obligations would let me mention them....

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

*nods* Next to my husband, after he fucked me. He is a good lover. But he's not a woman. My mistake, not his. And me doing myself, got him needy again

In my office, both during the day, and late at night.

At the gym.

At yoga class in the bathroom.

Train, plane, taxi, tube.


I'm a follower of self-love

Go Vana

(im with zade on all t he posts that resulted from this one ^^^ )

So er...Vana...if i ever need a helping hand can i come over ?

 

[Vermilion]

Go Vana

(im with zade on all t he posts that resulted from this one ^^^ )

So er...Vana...if i ever need a helping hand can i come over ?

<alarms go off> THREADJACKTHREADJACK!!</alarm>

xx
V

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

<alarms go off> THREADJACKTHREADJACK!!</alarm>

xx
V

SHHHH! im asking Vana a very important q

 

[Vermilion]

SHHHH! im asking Vana a very important q

Hmpf. Don't mind me then <sits with her back to everyone in a strop>
x
V

 

[Misty_Morning]

Alone? Well, I tend to have this thing about getting off in the strangest places...generally it includes another person.

OK...I was once employed by a new business in a small southern town. The first several months were really boring and I mainly just sat in the office huffing on Nitrous Oxide while using one of my vibrators I'd bring in from home....But then again, I would always put the "Closed" sign up and lock the doors.....I'm not TOTALLY stupid.....

Now if we're talking about with someone else..........