Where do pets come from?

[Guest]

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, “I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

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After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.





And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

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[cantdog]

lol

 

[rgraham666]

Snicker. giggle, guffaw.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

My dog came from the pound. I guess that means he's a pound puppy.

My cats were strays, and they were here before the dog. They DO give a shit about the dog being here. The dog has claw marks on his nose to prove it.

 

[LadyJeanne]

My cat adores me.



I'm the one who provides the Pounce treats.

 

[cantdog]

This is always a treat for me, to watch how some people can get fifty responses to a thread and others can't raise a simple acknowledgement. Sarahh can always get us going.

 

[Dar~]

Didn't any of you read the Clan of the Cave Bear books? Ayla started us on pets.

 

[cantdog]

Ayla bores me. She takes every bit as long as Dickens to get anyplace. Then it turns out that oral sex is the force that makes us all human. Meh.

I like Spider Robinson. His books, it's pot that saves the day. Pot and sometimes telepathy.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I like Spider Robinson. His books, it's pot that saves the day. Pot and sometimes telepathy.

*wanders off to Amazon*

 

[Guest]

This is always a treat for me, to watch how some people can get fifty responses to a thread and others can't raise a simple acknowledgement. Sarahh can always get us going.

Meow.

 

[blackhaus7]

Meow.

I guess this is what we get when football isn't up to standards. Blue and Crimson and Red and White just aren't doing it this year, huh?

On the other side, there is a 15-year-old Lab sleeping five feet from me. She shouldn't be alive due to the fact that she's a large, sporting dog, but she's a stubborn bitch (said with great affection.)

 

[elsol]

Krum has me and the SO perfectly trained.

Everytime we go into the kitchen, he gets a treat.

I even think he's faking the 'coaxing him into his kennel' thing... we do it with a biscuit so now I'll open the kennel and he'll hide behind something, peek around, see me throw the biscuit into the kennel, and stroll right in... but only AFTER I throw the biscuit.

He came from a breeder a thousand miles away so he's definitely well-liked.

The SO loves him.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Guest]

I guess this is what we get when football isn't up to standards. Blue and Crimson and Red and White just aren't doing it this year, huh?

On the other side, there is a 15-year-old Lab sleeping five feet from me. She shouldn't be alive due to the fact that she's a large, sporting dog, but she's a stubborn bitch (said with great affection.)

Aren't the Chiefs playing tomorrow night now? Rescheduled because of the hurricane?

Let's think good thoughts for 'em.

 

[blackhaus7]

Aren't the Chiefs playing tomorrow night now? Rescheduled because of the hurricane?

Let's think good thoughts for 'em.

Article in today's paper had Vermiel commenting that he wished he had last year's offense. Didn't know why Green, Holmes and Gonzalez weren't like last year. Defense has improved. Now offense needs to return.

 

[blackhaus7]

And, Sarahh, you're a lucky bitch. The sports here confirmed a Friday night game with the Dolphins. Broadcast is limited to 75 miles within KC. You and Topeka, but not me.

 

[Guest]

And, Sarahh, you're a lucky bitch. The sports here confirmed a Friday night game with the Dolphins. Broadcast is limited to 75 miles within KC. You and Topeka, but not me.

I'm sorry.

But you still get Mitch and Lenny on the radio? Vital.

 

[blackhaus7]

I'm sorry.

But you still get Mitch and Lenny on the radio? Vital.

Yep. 107.3FM out of Wichita.