Where did th f*ck go in Lit?

[CharleyH]

What was the date that the AH as authors and readers forgot what it was to talk about sex? I forget.

 

[Guest]

What was the date that the AH as authors and readers forgot what it was to talk about sex? I forget.

It's been that time of the month, Charley.

Thought you got the memo.

 

[CharleyH]

What was the date that the AH as authors and readers forgot what it was to talk about sex? I forget.

FINE:

I'm not sure if it was the Versace party, but she was there. Her name was Sarah, I think. She had breasts, well she had breasts, but it was her nipples that stood out, literally. They were hard already when I looked across the room.

"Wanna drink baby?" he said and I almost ignored his voice staring and fantasizing how my mouth could twirl around Sarah's nipples, how I could bite and tease, and paint my fingers between her thighs.

Suddenly a hand touched my face, just brushed my cheek, and pulled me before I could look. His lips met mine. I knew I knew him. I could feel the passion.

It would have been sexy if Rod Stewart wasn't blaring from the speakers, "Do ya, think I'm sexy" or if some Asian dude wasn't on on stage lip syncing it. I had too many B-52's to really know. Was I a drunk porn slut? I wasn't sure.

 

[CharleyH]

It's been that time of the month, Charley.

Thought you got the memo.

Almost the end of 'my' fun time. Still i write for you Rem, or an orgy LOL

 

[McKenna]

Giving Charley What She Needs:

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Was that enough, or do you need more?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Well, the newest thing I've spotted in picture posts is the horizontal hand job, and I'm not sure if I quite get it.

The guy lays on his stomach between two chairs with his dick hanging down. The girl lies under him on her back and yanks him off so that he spills on her chest.

Hey, don't blame me. You're the one who asked.

The other hot topic seems to be Sybians. God, those things really seem to work!

 

[CharleyH]

Well, the newest thing I've spotted in picture posts is the horizontal hand job, and I'm not sure if I quite get it.

The guy lays on his stomach between two chairs with his dick hanging down. The girl lies under him on her back and yanks him off so that he spills on her chest.

Hey, don't blame me. You're the one who asked.

The other hot topic seems to be Sybians. God, those things really seem to work!

Coming out of Kenna's OH way too hard on the eyes post!

I get the sybian thing, Doc, but dildos on machines are hardly new aka machines with dicks.... one only needs an 18 to 21-year-old guy?

Do guys get off when fucked with it, too?

 

[velvetpie]

What the hell are you talking about??? Plenty of sex happening here ...

 

[English Lady]

If you want sex. write sex.


You can sit around grumbling till you're blue in the face, it won't make a damn bit of difference.

People are not just sex machines. we don't all post here simply to discuss sex.

there's a communtiy here, we hangout, chat, disscuss etc etc. it's not all about the sex.

 

[rgraham666]

Sorry Charley. (Damn, I've been wanting to say that for a long time )

But if all we talked about was sex. I'd find another forum to lurk at.

I have few personal experiences to offer. And frankly, reading about other people's sex lives depresses the hell out of me.

I can participate in the other threads. Can't in the ones about sex.

 

[Liar]

Sorry Charley. (Damn, I've been wanting to say that for a long time )

But if all we talked about was sex. I'd find another forum to lurk at.

I have few personal experiences to offer. And frankly, reading about other people's sex lives depresses the hell out of me.

I can participate in the other threads. Can't in the ones about sex.

Dude, you write erotica.

I can talk about space, but I'm not an astronaut.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

The topic of sex is nice once in a while, but it's not high on my list of things I like to talk about. I think I spent too much time in a chat room where everybody asked all sorts of sexual questions. It got boring. You'd start to hear the same questions again and again.

I enjoy this site more for being able to openly discuss just about anything than for it's erotic content.

 

[Stella_Omega]

yes, in a way- it's more like a general discussion board with ALL topics allowed. And understood, too.
The topic of sex is nice MORE than once in a while...

 

[oggbashan]

Too busy

I'm too busy writing stories - 5 posted recently - and being a politician.

Now for some more politics and perhaps another story today.

Og the industrious.

 

[Liar]

Just watch out where you send which file, Og.

 

[oggbashan]

Just watch out where you send which file, Og.

Why do you think I wrote E-mail Valentine?

If I e-mailed some of my political contacts as Og they wouldn't know who I am.

However here's one I wrote earlier:

'Paperwork and Policing

One of the frequent gripes that small traders make to the Chamber of Commerce is the amount of paperwork we have to complete for various official bodies. It is a nuisance and detracts from our real object of providing goods and services.

We know we are not the only ones suffering from the curse of excessive paperwork. The Police have to complete mountains of forms every time they do anything. If the government could reduce the police’s paper mountain we could see more police out and about in our community.

Who creates the need for all this paper? Our government. If only they would actually reduce the load instead of adding more we would all have easier lives.

Membership of the ***** Chamber of Commerce is open to anyone trading in the *** postal zone. Enquiries to the President, ****'

That was an article for a local newsletter. I was told that we needed to contribute about 150 words and had a deadline of 2 hours...

Og

 

[carsonshepherd]

What was the date that the AH as authors and readers forgot what it was to talk about sex? I forget.

Rhys and I took our show somewhere else

 

[sweetnpetite]

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Was that enough, or do you need more?

More please.

 

[sweetnpetite]

If this helps any....

I'm about to post a thread about shaving your pubic hair...

information, technical...

but you never know what comments or thoughts it might inspire.

 

[minsue]

Rhys and I took our show somewhere else

*pout*

 

[Guest]

I'm too busy writing stories - 5 posted recently - and being a politician.

Now for some more politics and perhaps another story today.

Og the industrious.

wow, in the uk the politicans write about sex.

In the us, they just fuck us.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm all for talking about sex.

I like it on top.

 

[Honey123]

"Let's talk about sex, baby...let's talk about you and me..let's talk about sex baby...."

Shit....who sang that song?? Michael...oh no wait..George Michaels!!!

 

[lil_elvis]

"Let's talk about sex, baby...let's talk about you and me..let's talk about sex baby...."

Shit....who sang that song?? Michael...oh no wait..George Michaels!!!

Ahhh!

Mayday! Mayday! Losing Altitude!

 

[Honey123]

Ahhh!

Mayday! Mayday! Losing Altitude!

LOL


You want to talk sex, babes?