Where Are The North And South Carolina Women???

[STUDDOG]

HI I'M POSTING FOR MY FIRST TIME AND HAVE JUST BEEN SITTING IN THE BACK GROUND FOR A WHILE. I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTHERN WOMEN OF LIT. I'M A CAROLINA BORN MAN AND THINK SOMETIMES WE'RE NOT VOCAL ENOUGH WITH OUR PASSION HERE....SO LADIES GIVE ME SOMETHING TO KEEP ME GOING TONIGHT...PLEASE.
MANY OF MY FRIENDS THINK THAT CAROLINA PUSSY IS THE BEST IN TASTE BUT I WOULD BE WILLING TO ACT AS A JUDGE IN A CONTEST ....I PERSONALLY HAVE NEVER TASTED PUSSY THAT WAS
NOT EXCELLENT.....FROM ANYWHERE IN OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY.(CALLED COVERING MY ASS)

BUT TO FINALLY SETTLE THIS ......SAY WE HOLD THE CONTEST IN CHARLOTTE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE TO RESOLVE THIS WONDERFUL ISSUE. I WILL BE DOING TONGUE EXERCISES TONIGHT IN PREPERATION FOR THIS GRUELING EVENT .

LADIES FEEL FREE TO WRITE ME WITH YOUR ENTRY...I WILL PERSONALLY PRE-TEST EVERY CONTESTANT UNTIL MY TONGUE GIVES OUT.

WAITING WITH A PASSIONATE HUNGER......

PS: GUYS I MAY NEED SOME JUDGING HELP IF THE NUMBER OF CONTESTANTS EXCEED 50....THANKS MUCH

 

[STUDDOG]

I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!

OK....OK MAYBE A PUSSY EATING CONTEST WON'T WORK IN THE CAROLINA'S....I GUESS TO FAR INTO THE BIBLE BELT....BUT AS AN
ALTERNATIVE MAY I SUGGEST :

ONE HORNY GUY (ME)
ONE HORNY GIRL (YOU)
A QUITE MOON LITE NIGHT AT ....HUMMMM...MY PLACE!!!!
A BOTTLE OF WINE AND A FRIENDLY SMILE
WE'LL PRETEND WE'RE IN... SAY...FLORIDA TO GET OUT OF THE
CAROLINA'S IN OUR MINDS.

FROM HERE WE'LL GET NAKED AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS...

PS: IF THIS DOESN'T WORK....PLEASE SOME OPEN MINDED
WOMAN FROM ANOTHER STATE PLEASE RESCUE ME...WILLING
TO RELOCATE.....ONE DOG....NO CHILDREN...WORKING MY WAY
THROUGH COMEDY SCHOOL....SLOWLY...VERY SLOWLY !!!!

PLEASE ADVISE WHERE THE HELL IS THE HUMOR IN THE CAROLINA'S...THERE ARE SEXY WOMEN HERE...VERY SEXY, SO
DROP THOSE BRA'S GIRL'S AND BREATH.......

STUDDOG
TRAVEL AGENT

 

[STUDDOG]

BUT WHY???

ANYBODY FOR A CAN OF SARDINES AND A SUNDROP?????

 

[STUDDOG]

NEVER MIND!!!

NEVER MIND GIRL'S ....ME , MY HARLEY AND MY DOG "BITCH"
ARE GOING TO MYRTLE BEACH NEXT WEEK FOR BIKE WEEK AND
HAVE AN OFFER TO JOIN "MONKS FROM HELL" MOTORCYCLE GANG.
IF YOUR IN THE AREA AND SEE A CROWN SHAVEN MAN AND DOG
ON A HARLEY ....PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO SMILE AND FLASH
US.

HEY...HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE BALD SPOTS ITCH???

STUDDOG

 

[BBWDiva]

Interesting Sense Of Humor...

Curious if you have met anyone here yet....may I ask what part of NC?

Diva

 

[STUDDOG]

Hi Miss Diva

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONCE AND CURIOSITY....I WAS ONLY TRYING TO ADD A LITTLE HUMOR AMONG THE HEATED SEX AND PASSION HERE. I'M ALREADY OVER STIMULATED FROM THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF THE CARLOLINA'S AND LITEROTICA...SMILE

I REALLY HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND THE CAROLINA LADIES AND THAT AT LEAST THEY GOT A LAUGH FROM THIS THREAD. I HAVE MEET MANY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE HERE AND INSIDE AND OUT AND THEY KNOW MY CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR. I'M A WANT TO BE COMEDIAN WITH A REGULAR EVERYDAY JOB...I DO LOVE BIKES AND MY DOG AND EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD..."GODS BEST CREATION"

I'M ALSO A CHARLOTTE MAN AND LIVED HERE MOST OF MY LIFE.

THANKS AGAIN MISS DIVA FOR LETTING ME AT LEAST BACK OUT OF THIS THREAD WITH DIGNITY AND NO PHYSICAL SCARS....

LET ME ALSO SAY THAT THE CAROLINA WOMEN ARE THE BEST IN EVERY CATEGORY....NO CONTEST NEEDED...BIG SMILE HERE!!

MY DOG SAYS HELLO ALSO...SHE'S OVER SEXED TOO BUT RIDES THE HELL OUT OF A HARLEY...LOOKS GOOD IN LEATHERS TOO.

THANKS MY FRIEND
STUDDOG

PS: SORRY FOR THE CAPS BUT MY TWO FINGER TYPING IS TO SLOW FOR THE PROPER SHIFT OF KEYS...I HAVE TO PACK A LUNCH NOW TO DO A PAGE....I'M SAVING MY HANDS FOR CAROLINA LADIES.....HE HE HE

 

[yourdestonie]

Let me take just a min and make sure you all know about the huge Litogether we're going to have in April, and your all invited. If you want to attend please send me a PM with your e-mail addy in it and I'll get you all the stuff you need to make the party.

It's going to be over the weekend of April 7th - 11th and is being held in Charlotte NC.

If you have any Questions at all please click the link in my sig line and drop by the thread.

In the very first post you'll find most of the more often questions answered. If you have another questions please feel free to post it there or send me a PM.

In the 2nd post you'll find an up to date list of those who are planning to at least try to attend and those in red are for sure going to be there.

In the 3rd post (as soon as It gets posted today) will be a list of whats going to go on that weekend, and we have lots of fun stuff planned.

I hope to see all of you there.